r/funny • • 13h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/Pendo-illsmackabitch 6h ago

You give a squirrel an inch...

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 6h ago

And now you are pregnant with its litter. 

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u/Kahlas 4h ago

That's a chipmunk not a squirrel.

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u/GANDORF57 3h ago

"Squirrel can not live by bread nuts alone."