Edit: The title should say (2005)

I was 40 minutes into this movie and had to check if it's ever been covered. It's bizarre. It's like a prototype chatbot from 6 years ago wrote a Lifetime movie. I wish I knew how to give the show recommendations because oh my goodness this is a weird movie.

Besides, I bet all three of them have always wanted to see Edie Falco's tits.

I was lucky and grabbed a ticket for the DINKS show taping Wednesday night. Not gonna spoil too much but it’s like they took a Dinosaur Improv show and turned the main story into a full-multi cam TV sitcom.

It started with Paul and June coming out and talking to all of us. They asked us questions, dug deep into the weird stories that came out of this and we could see the crew writing it all down on a big whiteboard.

The cast! This was amazing. Paul, June and Jon Gabrus were the main cast but the rest were HDTGM and CBB vets. Zouks, Jessica St Clair, Ron Funches Seth Morris (a few more too!) all with big fun parts!! They'd do a couple of versions of each scene and move on when they got enough to build upon. It was all improv, based on the stories the audience had volunteered.
Gabrus was the breakout actor, he had the best lines, and had everyone (cast, crew, audience) laughing the whole time.

The only negative…We were told it could take 5-6 hours. I left at midnight, after 7.5 hours. I wish I could’ve stayed but I was pretty fried, as were a few others. But we were fed, had plenty of breaks and prizes handed out so it was pretty fun and exciting the whole time.

It’s an Amazon show but the air dates are still up in the air.

lol I had no idea he voiced a Hutt in Young Jedi Adventures but it was an amazing surprise 😅

How was it? Long? Fun? Boring? Worth it? Did they feed you?

I have tickets, and was initially excited, but now I'm having second thoughts. It says to expect it to be 6 hours. Plus an hour of driving/parking etc. each way.

I imagine there will be fun/funny parts, but also a lot of waiting around and watching people work. Plus, I've lived in LA or NY my entire life and am kind of in the business. And I love Paul and June, but sometimes see them at the supermarket.

On prime there is a slew of movies that easily belong on this podcast under the heading action-packed movies. This might as well be HDTGM movies.

I scanned for a while looking for something to watch and on the screen right now is:
A Jerry Butler piece called the Vanishing.

A movie called Crocodile Swarm

Broken Arrow - John Travolta and Christian Slater.

The Final Storm

Earthquake

And a movie called Avalanche.

If you are looking for just hours of terrible entertainment, this category is made for this podcast.

Now do I watch Mr. Butler save the President, again or do I watch Die Hart 2, Die Harter. No those are not typos.

Re-watched this last night and I had completely forgotten about all of the gizmos and gadgets Ernest uses throughout the movie, along with all of the side-characters that Jim Varney plays throughout the movie. Add onto it the evil troll, Eartha Kitt's character, and kids being turned into wooden dolls, this would be a solid return for HDTGM to get back into the Ernestverse.

I would like to see the movie Hello, Again with Shelly Long on the podcast. I loved it as a kid, but re-watching it today, it fits right in here. Great movie!

I may be remembering the wrong but I thought this episode had one of my favorite June moments but it wasn't on today's episode so I may be mistaken. Wasn't there a joke where Paul and Jason make a joke about the bathing suits the kids wear and June get's pushed to the edge when they mention how sexy they were (as a joke of course). I'm wondering if 13 years later people wouldn't take it as a joke anymore. But it might be from a different movie.

I found this at my 80 year old parents home. A mint copy my mom bought many years ago ( still I. The old plastic wrap ) . I plan on opening it for a Halloween viewing 🎃👻

Not necessarily the same as "worst movie" they've done. It's hard to call one worse than the rest once you get to the bottom of the barrel.

But the one title that made me cringe the most was hands down Open Marriage. I had to pause the film after every few lines of dialogue for almost the whole runtime because it was so hard to watch. The acting and writing were like The Room meets Birdemic but with none of the unintentional humor of either of them.

Other honorable mentions go to The Last Airbender and Gooby though.

I just relistened to the Oogieloves episode and laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. It made me realize that while most of my favorite episodes are from before Covid, there have been a lot of gems since 2020. Which of the more recent episodes have stood out for you?

The Hip Hop Witch. Found footage horror film starring Eminem.

Jason & Paul discuss their Halloween season plans before recommending some movies, stand-up specials, podcasts, and books they're currently loving. But first, Paul responds to all your corrections & omissions on The Lair of the White Worm! We learn about the origin of Eve's granny underwear, the truth about snake charming, Ken Russell's flight attendant fetish, and a whole lot more. Plus, as always, at the end of the show Paul announces next week's new movie!

PAUL & JASON'S RECS:

• Obsession
  • Send Help
  • Pablo Torre Finds Out (Paul's episode)
  • Chris Gethard's "What's In The Dumpster?" Anniversary Show
  • Hollywood Wives by Jackie Collins
  • Maddie's Secret
  • The Dink
  • Nish Kumar: Nish, Don't Kill My Vibe
  • Emmy Blotnick: What's Her Secret?
  • Stavros Halkias: Uncle Stav
  • Rory Scovel: Show Must Go On

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEalmOJsvM0

https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/happy-birthday-to-me

https://how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodes/last-looks-the-lair-of-the-white-worm

WHERE’S MY FUCKING STICKERS, DASHERY!?

luxury dilemma

I'm confused, why is there not a new last looks episode for the lair of the white worm this week? Google is trying to tell me it's because they released a full classic episode on Tuesday but that's what they always do, classics on Tuesdays and then new episodes and last looks episodes rotate every Friday, right? Are they changing how they release things? I'm sad it's like the only podcast I actually enjoy and I need more new stuff! I've listened to all the old episodes so many times!

The crew has said for awhile that they used to love and miss erotic thrillers like Jade and Body of Evidence, and this sounds so pulpy and schlocky that it might be perfect.

The fact that it also has Anne Hathaway of underrated HDTGM classic Serenity, Dakota Johnson from Fifty Shades/Madame Web, and Josh Hartnett from Trap while being directed by a comedian has all the makings of a classic.

This movie would be bananas for the HDTGM crew to unpack!

Bumping this in case Paul is lurking.

Please do it! It’s the perfect blend of star power and batshit for HDTGM. Too WTF to be a “good” movie, but so fun to watch. If June has never seen it, I bet she will love it. Plus…

- 39 year old Cybil Shepard tearing up scenery and having undeniable chemistry with 24 year old RDJ
- Mary Stuart Masterson still growing out that pixie cut Jason is always on about
- a whole new spin on the Jacob’s Ladder scenario

He looks so weird with those contacts in.

https://www.indiewire.com/news/trailers/werwulf-second-trailer-interactive-game-1235218761/

I’m slowly building my physical HDTGM collection and this is my newest addition. $2.00 well spent.