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For the MAGA men...

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u/ronnbot 2d ago

MAGA, the pro-marriage, pro-family consertives/right-wingers have AI girlfriends? Really?

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u/Tavernknight 1d ago

Yes because they are unable to achieve those things. No woman wants to marry them and their family doesn't want to talk to them.

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u/Big-Boysenberry5327 1d ago

What they look like while they talk shit.

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u/wraxle 1d ago

Holy shit! They got the bot centre up and running this quick? Welcome back comradebot

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u/Tavernknight 1d ago

Hit them again Ukraine.

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u/trensginger 1d ago

Damn my wife and 4 kids while holding conservative values destroying your logic

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u/Tavernknight 1d ago

Until someone makes you take your pills and they dissappear.

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u/ronnbot 1d ago edited 1d ago

You do know that majority of married men and women are/lean Republican right? Also, young, unmarried Americans who view a traditional marriage and family as a top milestone for their future are significantly more likely to identify with the political right, and they will typically pursue someone who aligns with their values.

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u/Tavernknight 23h ago

I know all that you said is bullshit.

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u/ronnbot 23h ago edited 22h ago

These are facts and it shouldn't be a surprise that people with traditional values are conservative/right. You can easily look at the stats for yourself.

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u/webster3of7 1d ago

I don't think you're aware of family statistics.

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u/Crawler1701 1d ago

46% of white women who voted, voted for trump.

FTFY

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u/Tavernknight 1d ago

LMAO! I guess being catfished is a kind of love. Except not.

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u/Suitable-Piano-8969 1d ago

you cant argue with extremist and reddit their home, it stanks and they also have no lovers so they are bitter

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u/GloveFrosty5475 1d ago

Yes. They need something to do when their grindr accounts are updating.

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u/Present-Republic793 1d ago

What MAGA project vs what MAGA are.

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u/kceisme 1d ago

Same goes for the clowns on the left. 💯

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u/Present-Republic793 1d ago

They’re not the ones saying projecting conservative Christian values my guy.

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u/Dapper-Print9016 1d ago

They are the majority of AI "romance" consumers according to all social media, while claiming it's a right thing.

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u/IntrepidHero42 1d ago

Truthfully, yes. The biggest complaint from MAGA men under 40 is that they can't find women who like them.

That's not to say it's ONLY them, but they do love their AI, and women more and more despise them as time goes on.

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u/ExcellentPay2439 20h ago

lol are we just making shit up now?

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u/ZhanBlue 1d ago

Trump is pedofile, your point?

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u/TehJabberwookie 2d ago

They need someone to talk to after masturbating to trans porn

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u/Suspicious-Crew-7456 1d ago

Never they would jerk off to trans porn, it "corrodes the brain", that's what one prime MAGA example said

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u/TehJabberwookie 1d ago

They'll have no problem crashing the grindr servers at RNC gatherings

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u/TheGenocides 1d ago

Actions and words can be different. 

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u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 1d ago

They also love grinder

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u/Spruity_tooti 1d ago

R-r-r-atioed

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u/Crazy-Toe-378 3h ago

Pro-marriage (white straight marriage) Pro-family ( white straight families)

Then go cheat on their wives and destroy families.

Conservative/right-winger= loser who needs attention.

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u/DiploMAtticc 2d ago

They’re the party of trophies wives, sex scandals, sexual assault, divorces and pedophelia. WTF are you talking about with family values?

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u/Skoobax 1d ago

There are many more cases of pedophilia among left leaning people compared with right. This is coming from a leftist.

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u/GravelDrew13 1d ago

Your whole argument isn't making much sense. Your just point the finger an say yeah so we have that but they have more because I feel that way an I don't have any proof even tho my side is showing proof daily and hiding the Epstein files an no ones being arrested an my president is on the list but.. the scary Left are the bad guys so ignore everything else...

That's what your saying an bud... You don't look as informed as you think you do.

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 1d ago

My dude.

The Biden administration had the Epstein files for four years and didn't release them, and you weren't mad then.

What changed?

Nonono...keep that energy. I just wish you would have had it before. Seems highly situational when you choose to care about kids.

I mean, me personally, I try to go with "good thing is good no matter who does it, and bad thing is bad no matter who does it," but I'm...you know...honest.

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u/Guidance-Still 1d ago

The Obama administration had the files as well for 8 year , actually the government has had the files since 2007 and people waited this long to demand them

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 1d ago

Very convenient timing for outrage one might say.

Weird how that happens.

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 1d ago

The Biden administration had the Epstein files for four years and didn't release them

Cause they were under court order not to. Try thinking, it's fun.

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 1d ago

Whoops. Missed the period there unfortunately, like your mother. And I was drunk at the time...like your mother. Also drunk now, like...well, you get it.

That would actually be 49,997,758.25 people out of 8,329,597,540 people approximately.

I hope that quarter person is doing alright.

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u/Legal-Resolution-833 1d ago

Do we really want to talk about the great examples of
Morality on the left? really!?!!!?

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u/Ambien9 1d ago

I never read a more flawless depiction of islam

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u/ronnbot 1d ago

Those are exceptions not the rule. If one side has propensity for pedophilia, it would be the Democrats/left. They even rebranded it as minor attracted person (MAP). They are also the ones pushing for sexually explicit materials in (elementary) schools and for things like drag queen story hour, which the right believe to be abhorrent.

The left also has a proclivity for non-traditional relations and lifestyles that often leads to abuses, divorces and various scandals.

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u/Beneficial_Risk9352 1d ago

Lol these morons really think all conservatives are into that kind of shit when just as you said, the Dems and their voters base on the left is trying so hard to push all the weirdo shit 🤣

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u/LogiCsmxp 1d ago

Just assume it's a bot. And if it is a real person, they are too stupid to be worth your time making a reply.

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u/OwnHost5215 1d ago

The god-king of the Republican Party is a double divorcee known for “grabbing ‘em by the pussy” who ran a child beauty pageant & was best friends with Epstein according to Epstein himself.

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u/CompassSwingTX 1d ago

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A COMPLETELY LOGICAL POINT!!

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u/Far_Comfortable_991 1d ago

Come on, man, it's perfectly normal for fifth graders to have books about oral sex and polyamory.

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u/ertrippa345 1d ago

Quali materiali sessualmente espliciti verrebbero spinti nelle scuole elementari?
Inoltre quali sono gli stili di vita “non tradizionali” che portano ad abusi, divorzi (divorziare dovrebbe essere una cosa negativa? Stai dicendo che sarebbe meglio stare con una persona con cui non vuoi stare?) e vari scandali (quali?).

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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago

They even rebranded it as minor attracted person (MAP).

No they absolutely did not. Why do you guys feel so comfortable lying all the time?

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u/Orbitus2001 1d ago

And no MAP was named in 1989 by a convicted pedophile Republican that started a group.

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u/Primordial_spirit 1d ago

Not a minority the entirety of its leadership, I’ve never met a single person on any side of the political spectrum that supported MAPS. But the right pretty much just so a closeted version.

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u/Doctor-Amazing 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wasn't map just a 4chan prank?

Conservatives are the ones constantly getting into sex scandals, helping pedophiles avoid prison, propping up laws allowing child marriage and so on

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u/DiploMAtticc 1d ago

Ok Boomer, there's certainly a TON of those exceptions you're referencing. For example, just look at your orange prophet, and most people in his cabinet!

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u/Dobershark 1d ago

Looks like you got owned in the first reply now your projecting because you can’t cope ahahahah

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u/ronnbot 1d ago

"Ok boomer?" I'm a Canadian millennial. I'm just basing this on what policies/values each side professes to care about, and what you accuse MAGA/Republicans of actually aligns more to the Democrat's values.

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u/CompassSwingTX 1d ago

It’s a common practice among the liberal anonymous shit posters to accuse Republicans and conservatives of exactly what they do on a daily basis widespread. Their entire lifestyle is about who they have sex with and what parts those people have. Completely sex, obsessed, debauchery, obsessed, pedophilia obsessed mongrels.

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u/KRLegoMgs 1d ago

Damn you project real hard. We know what’s on your hard drive

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u/CompassSwingTX 1d ago

Cry harder pedo.

wE kNoW wHaTs oN yOuR hArD dRiVe

Technical manuals. That’s what’s on my cloud drive.

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u/Insuredtothetits 1d ago

Hahahahha, no, not even close. Aside from pointing to MAPs campaign to join the LGBT community, which went no where and only really exists in your head, what other evidence do you have to support your position.

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u/Otherwise_Bee_8799 1d ago

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u/Insuredtothetits 1d ago

Ya that’s weird, but the number of gop and gop staffers convicted of sex crimes over the years is vastly larger than the Democrats.

Trump himself bragged about walking in on teen girls changing in order to sneak peeks.

So you can post a gift all you’d like, it is weird, but also remember that Joe lost his daughter and first wife in a car crash, and what looks weird also doesn’t look sexual. He likely has trauma that is being expressed weirdly.

Cope in the wake of overwhelming evidence that GOP officials are pedos, secretly gay, and sexual deviants.

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u/PSUMtnMan 1d ago

Did you transition yet?

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u/markovianprocess 1d ago

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 1d ago

Community note: Trump was a whistle-blower and ratted out Epstien to the FBI. There's also an extensive list of recorded communications about this from both sides expressing animosity toward eachother.

Meanwhile Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton in a dress in his living room.

Oof, boy...you guys are having a rough time, huh?

Like...you can literally look this shit up. It's public.

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u/Att1cus 1d ago

Get noted: Trump gave Maxwell a sweetheart deal out of the blue and has lied several times about the existence and content of the Epstein files.

I think you’re having the hard time but projection is not fun. Get better!

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u/PM_ME_UR_ASS_GIRLS 1d ago

Those are exceptions not the rule.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/3/13/2373061/community/republican-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enablers-pt-61/

🤔🤔 Awful lot of exceptions.

I'll wait your link showing the same from the democrats.

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u/Technical-Shallot-34 1d ago

20 examples? Many of which don't include convictions. In a country of 350million people? Solid argument bro..

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u/Insuredtothetits 1d ago

Do you know how numbers work?

How about reading, because it seems like you did neither

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u/Severe-Beyond-1069 1d ago

that MAP thing has nothing to do with politics or inclusivity and is detested by everyone but pedophiles. No democrat is intentionally trying to expose children to sexual content in schools, things just slip through the cracks (unless you’re talking about lgbt ideas in books, in which case you’re the one sexualising it, possibly because you don’t see homosexuality the same way as heterosexuality). Drag queens aren’t inherently sexual either, and nobody is twerking in front of your kids (unless they’re sick, but there’s an equal amount of that in any group of people).

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u/Zealousideal-Earth50 1d ago

LG and B is inherently “sexualized.” Sexual orientation literally ALL about sexual attraction!

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u/Severe-Beyond-1069 1d ago

yup, and being heterosexual is inherently sexual. We’re talking semantics here. If you want I can refer to it as homoromanticism? The point is, heteronormativity in children’s books is rife and it’s hypocritical to say that lgbt people in children’s books is exposing them to inappropriate content. Nobody is writing sex scenes in kids’ books, gay or straight.

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u/heretowink 1d ago

Lgbt ideas in books are graphic depictions and descriptions. Instructions and guides. Is that what you deem appropriate for chidlren?

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u/Severe-Beyond-1069 1d ago

Where’s your evidence? I haven’t come across anything like that.

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u/Allmightyplatypus 1d ago

Tell me what democrat politician in office is endorsing that term. Keep in mind Donald Trump himself, an elected president, barged into changing rooms without consent during beauty pageants, some of which were for 15 year olds. He also said to 10 year old that he would date her in 10 years, is a civilly liable rapist. He also refused release of Epstein files, despite being the only president legally obligated to do so, he called his own party member to vote against the release because "it will hurt his friends" and is still illegally withholding full release. It's also the republican states having child marriage, with democrat states banning those.

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

I'm pretty sure you're replying to someone who is well aware that they're talking shit, but maybe they really are that gullible, and somebody has to respond for the benefit of people who are and haven't been fooled yet. Just don't get dragged into long and pointless arguments with trolls.

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u/Allmightyplatypus 1d ago

I'm prone to getting into arguments unfortunately, but from my experience, they really are just that dumb, they're not just trolling. And science proves it, as right wing people are on average less intelligent, less educated and much more emotional and violent.

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u/Otherwise_Bee_8799 1d ago

And yet, Republican voting households make more money, are more likely to be homeworkers, have retirement/investment accounts, less likely to be convicted criminals and less likely to be on government assistance than Democrat voting households.

Source-study by Pew Research Center.

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u/Allmightyplatypus 1d ago

Yeah, because democratic party represents interests of lower class much more than republican one, which puts tax burden on lower classes by imposing tarrifs and gives tax cuts to the rich. Republicans tend to only care about themselves, so it's no surprise that they are against policies that would raise standard of living or make sure kids don't go hungry, but i digress.

Also there is no strong correlation between income and political views. Here is study that shows that democrats have advantage in lowest and the highest incomes:

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/

Republican party has more voters in middle incomes, but the difference is not too large. Large distinction is in race and education level. And why is middle class voting more republican? It's mostly due to age, people over 40 are more likely to be in that middle to high income, as they have accumulated wealth and had more time to increase their salary, also that's why they have savings. You can see disparity in same study i linked. Much larger difference than income was age of the voters, younger ones (which tend to have lower income for mentioned reasons) are much more likely to vote for democrats, older conservatives with accumulated wealth more often vote republican.

To add against your other points: young people are most likely to be criminals and have no retirement investment accounts. Also, if being convicted criminal is bad, why do republicans vote for one?

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u/Otherwise_Bee_8799 1d ago

If the Democratic Party “is the party of the poor and the rich”…. See a problem with that? Young people more likely to be criminals? Once a convicted criminal… ALWAYS a convicted criminal.
Trump was elected because the American people saw the “conviction” for what it was…. A failed attempt by the left to weaponize the justice system in a FAILED attempt to influence an election….

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u/Allmightyplatypus 1d ago

See that i said "there's no strong correlation between income and political views"? Reading comprehension of the right...

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u/Allmightyplatypus 1d ago

Also about convicted criminals... this contradicts your story a bit

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2024/10/18/journalism-election-survey-prisons-jails-voting

I could also say something that non-white americans are more likely to be in prison due to many different factors that small republican brain can't comprehend, and that is what can skew the number of convicted voting democrats, even though linked study proves that it's not overwhelming majority. Of course prison inmates are not all of convicted criminals, you can link your own studies if you want to prove your point. Also funny how you're talking about influencing election, when it was republicans who wanted to overthrow the government on january 6th over false claims of election fraud, rejected by all 64 courts, and Donald Trump pardoned violent rioters.

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

Some do know they're bullshitting, though. Who do you think is fooling the fools, when it isn't just other fools?

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u/Allmightyplatypus 1d ago

Well, obviously there are manipulators on the right, yet still, fools can be led by fools and Donald Trump is the best example of that. One of the best descriptions of him i've heard, why he is "the best" republican candidate, is because he perfectly represents 3 main interest groups of republican party: the nationalists, the corporates and the idiots.

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

Primus made a song about that. "Follow the Fool".
Edit: if you look for it online, find the video. The ending is perfect.

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

MAP came from the likes of 4chan.

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u/Orbitus2001 1d ago

No, it is definitely the rule, considering every pedophile that gets caught, seems to be a Republican.

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u/littledudetwo 1d ago

Umm… Bill Clinton anyone? “Cigars” in The Oval Office? It has ZERO to do with party affiliation- there are freaks and degenerates on BOTH sides of the “institution”…

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u/Sufficient-Object-89 1d ago

Both parties are bro.

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u/trevman25 1d ago

Yeah because the left wing doesn't do any fucking crazy stuff stfu

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u/Technical-Shallot-34 1d ago

Democrats accusing conservatives of pedophilia while encouraging the mutilation of prepubescent children's genitalia is wild.

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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago

while encouraging the mutilation of prepubescent children's genitalia is wild.

Except this doesn't happen except circumcision.

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u/AxeSkewsMe 1d ago

Well most Jan 6ers ended up being pedos, so yeah it adds up. Also I only hear of conservatives on social media talking about children's genitalia. Y'all are obsessed with talking about it.

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u/Technical-Shallot-34 1d ago

The left would indeed rather avoid the topic, even though they strongly support it. When it comes to having a moral debate about the topic and having to defend their grotesque stance, they are nowhere to be found..

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u/Abject_Film_4414 1d ago

They are easily found.

They are just tired of talking to morons.

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u/ertrippa345 1d ago

Chi la incoraggia, esattamente?
Sai cosa significa il termine “incoraggiare”?

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u/palewhitegrayskies 2d ago

no, its just misinformation you happily accept because it conforms to your world view

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u/Quadrenaro 2d ago

No, its a meme on a subreddit for jokes.

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u/Orbitus2001 1d ago

They definitely aren't dating real women with all the complaining they do.