r/interesting • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jul 17 '26

MISC. Who should have won it?

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u/Niggly-Wiggly-489 Jul 17 '26

If I went around saying I was emperor cuz some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

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u/GrimaceMusically Jul 17 '26

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!

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u/Corinthian82 Jul 17 '26

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/moonstercookie Jul 17 '26

Bloody peasant!

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u/janitor1986 Jul 17 '26

Oh what a giveaway. Did you hear that? Did you hear that eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?

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u/s3rviens Jul 18 '26

Was that Horrible Histories? My son is going through a phase of rewatching them all and it sounds familiar.

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u/catonic Jul 18 '26

Holy Grail.

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn Jul 18 '26

How do you know he’s the King??

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u/The_amazing_T Jul 19 '26

He's the only one that doesn't have shit all over 'im.

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u/janitor1986 Jul 17 '26

Bloody peasant!!