r/interesting • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 01 '26

Intriguing The chances of a rabbit kicking you off your scooter are incredibly low… but never zero

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u/EADASOL Aug 01 '26

Every bunny was kung fu fiiiightiiiiing

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u/Funny-Cell8769 Aug 01 '26

That kick was fast as lightniiinnggggg

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u/Nightmare_maddness Aug 01 '26

Human got a myth in siiightiiing.

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u/Rayne-Maker Aug 01 '26

The exchange was not inviiitiiing!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Aug 01 '26

Chickoo chickoo chickoo!

(I'm not actually sure what rabbits say, even though I had some.)

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u/The_Phillip_J_Fry Aug 01 '26

I'm not sure what they say either, but I love "chickoo"

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u/GuyFoldingPapers Aug 02 '26

What does the fox says?

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u/IamPablon Aug 01 '26

They prefer Bun-Fu. It's a long lost martial art and only those hopping mad ever unleash it on their opponent.

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u/longjohn2024_ Aug 01 '26

This is one of the greatest comments I've ever seen.

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u/IVEMIND Aug 01 '26

Right?

It's like a little hidden truffle of dopamine in a sea of filth and hate cortisol.

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u/Freakishly_Tall Aug 01 '26

Your second sentence there would make an excellent subtitle for a book about the enshittification of the intenet.

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u/Fred-the-stray Aug 05 '26

Take my poor woman's award you clever bastard. 🏆

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u/moby323 Aug 01 '26

Those hares were fast as lightniiiiing

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u/anukis90 Aug 01 '26

In fact it was pretty friggin' frighteniiiiinngg But they leaped with expert timiiiiing

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u/Less_Local_1727 Aug 01 '26

Ok you win. Close the replies 👏

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u/Jace1986 Aug 01 '26

every video on reddit with a kicking bunny has that as the top or near top comment

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u/What_A_Weak Aug 01 '26

You are an artist. This comment is a masterpiece.

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u/Ludwig_von_Wu Aug 01 '26

A martial artist, to be precise.

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u/ScrollHectic Aug 01 '26

Brilliant 🤣🤣

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u/ButterscotchBubbly13 Aug 01 '26

Surely not every bunny...