r/interesting • u/InTheSky57 • Aug 04 '26

NATURE Parasite flees a mantis when hit with water

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/bikebikemike Aug 04 '26

People vacation in florida every year.

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u/drje_aL Aug 04 '26

florida is america's withered, sagging, flappy ballsack.

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u/ConvalescentEquanimi Aug 04 '26

And texas is its rotten stinking prolapsed anus.

Fuck the American south.

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u/boxiershelf1460 Aug 05 '26

Fuck did I do to you?

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u/ConvalescentEquanimi Aug 05 '26

Uhh, nothing? What a strange comment.

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u/boxiershelf1460 Aug 05 '26

I live in the American south and you said “fuck the American south”

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u/Mav3rick84 Aug 06 '26

No, it’s a common sentiment

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u/LeGrats Aug 05 '26

Yeah don’t come to Florida. It’s so awful, it’s basically hot New York now

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u/averagetremor Aug 05 '26

Florida is the earth's ass.

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u/Sacred-AF Aug 04 '26

If Earth had an ass, someone would be selling tickets to crawl up it. Best we can do is to wage wars over the shit we suck out of it.

🛢️🛢️🛢️💩😅

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u/HIitsamy1 Aug 04 '26

So if Earth had an ass, we'd get world peace?

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u/Sacred-AF Aug 05 '26

We’d get world piece.

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u/HIitsamy1 Aug 05 '26

Alright, I know what I have to do.

I'll sacrifice myself, and be the world's ass. Everyone crawl in me, for world peace.

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u/ToasterAlexstraza Aug 04 '26

Is this why men with families go cave diving

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Aug 04 '26

Someone point me toward Earth’s asshole and then get out of my way!

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u/CornWine2 Aug 05 '26

"If it's got a hole, I can fuck it!"

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u/EarthenEyes Aug 04 '26

I was going to link a video.. but I forgot just how ehh.. 18+ish it is.
But there's a video about that.