r/interesting • u/Suspicious-Estate695 • Aug 25 '26

MISC. Bro is happiest when he is with fish 🐟

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread Aug 25 '26

Well, you can't exactly fuck a fi--

Wait a goddamn minute

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u/3d1thF1nch Aug 25 '26

All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feeling like a whore
Cause I wasn't bein' true
even though everyone said
That I had to make a switch
….now I know that I'm a gay fish

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u/ElkShot5082 Aug 25 '26

Don’t google Tasmanian trout lady

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u/gnuoveryou Aug 25 '26

:(

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u/ElkShot5082 Aug 25 '26

Or do, I’m not your supervisor

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u/Nuclear_Varmint Aug 25 '26

This little interaction made me exhale through my nose a little harder than usual

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u/gnuoveryou Aug 25 '26

I did, unfortunately

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u/TmoneyID Aug 25 '26

So of course, I did
Thanks

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u/N1CET1M Aug 25 '26

Do you like fish sticks?

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u/br3dj Aug 25 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/Neither-Signature-81 Aug 25 '26

Did you not see the shape of water?

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u/Corvo_Attano_451 Aug 25 '26

robert dont fuck the fish

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u/QuietRatatouille Aug 25 '26

Fish love

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u/rozkosz1942 Aug 25 '26

You tipped the Scales with that comment.