Couple years ago, I was put on suspension at work while HR investigated a very serious but entirely untrue accusation against me. I came back after 8 days out.
I recently made a joke to my team that it was a good thing they didn't fire me, because ancient job rules demand that I would have to give my amulet to my successor. No, I continued, you may not see the amulet.
As you can imagine, this has generated some interest in said amulet, and now instead of one little shit gunning for my job, I have a bunch of them
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u/juko43 6d ago
You replace the previous HR person, and then you are stuck till someone else parks wrong and replaces you, continuing tge cycle