r/interesting • • 1d ago

Additional Context Pinned Murder suspect breaks through a wall and escapes interrogation room

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u/coozehound3000 1d ago

Yo mama likes thicker studs

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u/galactojack 1d ago

What'd you call me?

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 1d ago

6inch stud? All my friends call me 18inch on center.

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u/Head_Examination_264 21h ago

I call myself two by six, but it's really 1.5 by 5.5.

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u/hootersm 18h ago

CLS for short.

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u/galactojack 1d ago

My man

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u/ObligationOk4350 1d ago

18inch on center? My friends call me expansion joint

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u/PomeloPepper 1d ago

Splains the baggy pants

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u/SlapAnAsian 1d ago

This genuinely made me crack up

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u/coozehound3000 1d ago

Your username made me crack up

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u/lonely_zetsu 21h ago

Who doesn't?

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u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 1d ago

Yo mama is a thicker stud

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u/daniegamin 1d ago

Or atleast one of them is.

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u/al_vicado 1d ago

I think you just complimented him

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u/Nasty_Ned 1d ago

Hey-O!

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u/Umayummyone 23h ago

You rang?