r/interesting • u/Jezirath • 1d ago

SCIENCE & TECH Not just hidden... Invisible

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u/TheCriticalGerman 1d ago

What’s up with the lube bottle being in there?

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u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner 1d ago

Engagement bait.

jk.

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u/Horse_Dad 1d ago

Looks like he’s ready to skip the engagement and marriage and go straight to fornicating.

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u/AustinSpitsFacts 1d ago

People use lube for lots of things. It's clearly meant for privacy.

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u/Klo_Was_Taken 1d ago

Believe it or not people like to masturbate sometimes

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u/Deep_Equivalent_3245 1d ago

Am I the only man who dry-fists it?

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u/No_Brakes_282 1d ago

same to much effort

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u/AirApprehensive3271 23h ago

Nah. I do too. 

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u/moutonbleu 13h ago

I prefer sandpaper

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u/TheCriticalGerman 1d ago

Crazy but my question persists why lube in a hidden spot with money?

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u/Negative_Elo 1d ago

fr I have my money, lotion, and tissues out on the mantle above the fireplace like a true god-fearing american

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u/Klo_Was_Taken 1d ago

Idk, privacy?

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u/WeinMe 23h ago

Who uses lube to masturbate? I've never been without my foreskin, but does the need stem from not having foreskin?

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 20h ago

Its for people who rub one out a dozen times a day.

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u/wulfryke 22h ago

No foreskin + Less sensitivity from my MS made me semi dependant on lube to enjoy it. it's a fucking nightmare at times because you pretty much have to shower every single time

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u/smokeweedNgarden 1d ago

Yea, but why lock it up?

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

Maybe P. Diddy could answer it.