"It's a good general theory with academic support, but I won't be convinced without a single moment of undeniable evidence that will convince a casual non-academic. Where's the Smoking Goon?"
Oh, it's time for uncharitable takes? Here's mine: no one should read engage with etymology works unless they plan on praising them. People should remain in the folk etymology cave, watching the shadow play "Fornication Under Consent of King"
I tried to say that gooning and masturbating aren't even the same thing, and the automod called me a transphobic Karen for some reason. Now I can't even focus on what I was trying to say because I'm so confused. What kind of moderation does this sub have???
Regarding the point you were trying to make, I know! Gooning is technically a very specific form of masturbating. The automod calling you a Karen for that is really funny though
I figured it out! I tried to type "it matters to me" with asterisks for emphasis, but an asterisk next to "it" set it off. Honestly kind of funny 🤣 accidentally unwoke, my bad
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u/Wora_returns 1d ago
Linguists in 2182 trying to pinpoint the exact day that "masturbating" was replaced by "gooning"