r/lovethissmug • u/qtuke6 • 10d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 These kinds of reels/posts

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u/thhroooooooooooooooo 10d ago

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u/Leading_Signature510 9d ago

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u/Mushiren_ 9d ago

How gentle are we talking here

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u/TactlessTortoise 9d ago

The tender caress of a lifelong lover saying they love you before you undergo a dangerous procedure you both know is futile, but both have already made peace with it.

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u/Mushiren_ 9d ago

That's...that's pretty gentle...

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u/eyf_zombay 9d ago

This is legitimately hilarious

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 9d ago

The Board of Supervisors Chair of Flavor County

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u/Blueboy7017 I love women especially robot ones 10d ago

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 10d ago

END (I'm 6'5) Period cramps

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u/Vast-Plantain300 10d ago

I agree with (I'm 6'1) this guy

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u/One_Abies_5876 9d ago

I do (I'm 5'3) too

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u/emily_the_medic 10d ago

why is he at a trump rally 😭

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u/yada-yada-ya 10d ago

i think it might be one of the “no kings” things

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u/CTRLAltSN1Pe 10d ago

Oh right the sign on the left. The one on the right i can barely read the top one as "Latinos 4 Trump you got mass deportation"

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u/emily_the_medic 10d ago

oh mb, mommy dropped me on my head as a kid and now i cant read good :(

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u/Brasolis 9d ago

accident after accident with you

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u/Muted_Recognition_34 9d ago

jpeg compression? in this day and age?

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u/Emiblocks23 10d ago

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u/Ikimonopoly 9d ago

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u/EndIsrael 9d ago

Because she ate the apple

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u/Split-a-Ditto 9d ago

Didnt Adam eat it too? Why dont men get period cramps?

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u/Supernova320x 9d ago

I know this is a joke, but in the bible, Adam's punishment is that he (and all men after him) have to work in order to feed themselves

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u/Split-a-Ditto 9d ago

And look how that panned out.

Did God even plan anything after throwing them out? (Im not christian. As you can tell)

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u/Supernova320x 9d ago

not christian either. afaik, not really?

It's a bit difficult to talk about "God's plan" though, given that he's supposed to be omniscient but doesn't really come off that way in a lot of the old testament

but yeah, this is really just "you ate the apple? all women will forever suffer during childbirth and all men will have to work to feed their family. fuck you :/"

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u/Split-a-Ditto 9d ago

Genuinely how do christians base their entire life morality off of this book when the main "Father" in it is the most stereotypical absent/abusive father ever—

OOHHHHHHH

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u/Antisymboli-Echo8528 9d ago

He probably didn't swallow it smh

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u/AwesomeHumann69 9d ago

My wife, she eat a APPLE

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u/Woofle_124 10d ago

You feel it what?

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 9d ago

ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

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u/PunkRockDoggo1 10d ago

I've genuinely felt this tho 🥲

We love women, we respect women, we hate seeing women go through suffering, we hate seeing men mistreat their women

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u/Heormns 9d ago

WE as men should instead feel the pain of period cramps that women have to endure 😢 (6'4 btw)

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u/Think_and_game 9d ago

Everyone should suffer together, or none of us should, it's unfair I get to be a woman without period cramps because I'm trans (also 6'4 btw)

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u/Caftancatfan 9d ago

Please enjoy your period-free womanhood with my blessing!

-a woman who is currently experiencing cramps from Satan

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u/CeruleanEidolon 9d ago

And don't even get me started on menopause! (Speaking as a 6'2" man who thinks that shit is whack)

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u/Doomdestinius 9d ago

I agree (I’m 64’11 btw)

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u/OneAndOnlyVi 9d ago

Anger did WHAT

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u/coffee--beans 9d ago

Looks like sam golbach

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u/Suddenfury 9d ago

Makes me so angry too, my wife better not mess up dinner again on top of all this. 

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u/tco369 9d ago

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u/BeneficialPen5499 9d ago

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u/oblivionabyssworld 9d ago

cost? how much did it cost

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u/ReferenceFine4913 9d ago

This was actually a fantastic video from Dan

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u/Good-username1825 6d ago

He's a male feminist for a performative reason.

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u/Vounrtsch 9d ago

You’ll take Judith Butler, Donna Haraway, Laura Mulvey and Monique Wittig OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!!!!!! (6’7 btw)

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u/Leshanua 9d ago

take anything, not everything

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u/Se7enof7se7ens 9d ago

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u/Gaby33400 9d ago

With the weird punctuation it just sounds like the CEO of racism made us some lunch

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u/WholesomeJacksass 9d ago

He may be a CEO of racism, but he steams a good ham...

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u/CarelessChallenge980 9d ago

Of all the bore Ealis?

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u/FigurativeNewton 9d ago

..fisted puns

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u/Outside_Ad672 9d ago

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u/recidivist1001 9d ago

Glad poopoobutfartface made it in

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u/dinglebellsdingus 9d ago

What the absolute fuck is a sperm cramp 😭😭

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u/Honey_Bunches 9d ago

When ur cums get crumped 😖 owwie

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u/Venomswindturd 9d ago

Oh you mean a cummy ache?

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u/Naughty_Monsters 9d ago

...is that when you swallow so much cum your stomach hurts? 

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u/Round_Bound_Mound 9d ago

Ask Charlie Kirk

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u/Spotted_Tax 9d ago

We are Charlie Kirk

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u/dinosaurusdickus 9d ago

Yknow after a certain point I’m sure it starts overflowing back through the neck..

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 9d ago

Sometimes when I jizz while dehydrated the muscle in my gooch cramps up.

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u/Formal_Waltz_5100 9d ago

The thought of needing water but choosing to crank one out first cracks me up.

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u/Mousazz 9d ago

Priorities

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u/FinalBossTuna 9d ago

Is that from dehydration? I just thought it was from excessive use

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u/Electrical_Humor680 9d ago

When I pee 1 out of 100 times that area between your butthole and dick cramps, it’s scary 😱

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 9d ago

That shit do be hurtin

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u/themexicanojesus 9d ago

It's when you pee after cumming but all of it hasn't been ejected from your urethra so the pee hurts coming out

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u/anonymauson 9d ago

cummy ache

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u/Hypnooooooooooooo 9d ago

Okay this one's pretty funny

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u/komodopal 10d ago

Dear period cramps... LEAVE HER ALONE!!! *adjusts glasses* hmph, sorry you had to see that ladies, I just get so passionate about feminism...

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u/Outside_Ad672 9d ago

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u/komodopal 9d ago

women in male dominated fields

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u/komodopal 10d ago

Does anyone have that comic

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 9d ago

No but I have the 7n7 version of it

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u/LumiiNoctis 9d ago

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u/Thick-Application-56 9d ago

Feminism and matcha My favourite two.

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u/doushua 9d ago

Oh btw I'm 6'2 ladies if you didn't know

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 9d ago

Im more attracted by the Carmen pfp

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u/doushua 9d ago

It was a joke but okay

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 9d ago

nooooo I thought you were serrioooouuussss./s

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u/Vounrtsch 9d ago

Dear period cramps… LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! adjusts glasses hmph, sorry you had to see that guys, I just get so passionate about men’s rights…

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u/Flowey_The_Fan 10d ago

Me (6'3) walking up to Period Cramp's house: "Hey, stop that!" (6'3 btw) (I'm 6'3 btw)

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u/PrincessChicken4000 10d ago

holy shit i remember you bro your the one who helped all those people in the burning building arent you

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u/druppeldruppel_ 9d ago

He once let me borrow one of his Bugattis. What a great 6'3 guy!

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u/Equivalent_Phase3278 9d ago

Yep it was me

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u/Flowey_The_Fan 9d ago

I think John Period downvoted me or smthn

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u/Win090949 9d ago

Downvote from Menstruation Incorporated

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u/Frozen_Salad1999 9d ago

Did you make sure to roll your sleeves up so the cramps could see your forearm veins?

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u/Flowey_The_Fan 9d ago

I didn't have sleeves in the first place but I still made the motion to make me and my 6'3 forearm veins intimidating.

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u/Arachnade_Launcher 10d ago

i love watching these vids while reading women's literature (im 6'5 btw)

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u/Dias28 9d ago

Translation: you're gonna pay for what you did, period cramps

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u/SerialOnReddit 10d ago

too early for period cramps, I mean, comments

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 9d ago

Its never too early for period cramps!

*projects them onto you*

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u/mjgabriellac 9d ago

Started my period today so I’m pretending this post is rallying behind me specifically

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u/cestquilepatron 9d ago edited 9d ago

It is. I'm sorry you have to go through that, it's so unfair. It makes me so angry (in an endearing, non-threatening kind of way) that I can't help you through this, but alas, I'm just a 6'2 guy. I have to go now because I have a meeting at my well-paying job and need to hit the gym after, but know that I stand with you, to my full length of at least 6'2.

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u/Capital_Dog9691 9d ago

You should have written 6’3 the second time to be funnier but go get them tiger

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u/Umklopp 9d ago

Must be a shower and not a grower

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u/ItsTomorrowNow 9d ago

I'm 6'3", can I write this?

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u/Capital_Dog9691 9d ago

I’m 6’4 so I can, dunno about you

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u/Loose-Professor5364 9d ago

That's enough length that I think it's begun working in detriment to your goals

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u/cestquilepatron 9d ago

It's my cross to bear. A cross that's at least 6'2 because that's how tall I am.

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u/Loose-Professor5364 9d ago

And I'll stand with you, to my full girth of 6'2, because that's how tall you are

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u/369Darth_Vader 9d ago

to my full what? to my full WHAT?!

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u/SlugCatBoi 9d ago

And I'll stand with you too, to my full wingspan of 12'4", because that's double how girthy you are.

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u/Loose-Professor5364 9d ago

Thanks pal, plethora. That means a lot.

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u/neveon_ 9d ago

Mine started yesterday. Currently bedridden again✌️

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u/ZaneThe_NotSane 9d ago

I know 6ft guys collectively hate period, but what do guys below 6ft think of period?

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u/qtuke6 9d ago

Short kings, what’s ur stance on period?

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 9d ago

Am 5'11.5, I'm more of a comma guy,

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u/Confident_Phone8842 9d ago

"5'9 here" "for me it's all about quotation marks"

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u/oofderpman 9d ago

5’8 here, (I’m a big fan of brackets
(I love opening brackets
(I never close them

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u/FirstTimeOnReddit8 9d ago

Pfft. I caught that reference. I'm gonna close that guys brackets.) ) )

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u/Mr_man_bird 9d ago

Personally I love semi-colons

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u/possiblyMaybeAnother 9d ago

I prefer the colons that are intact (I'm 6'3" btw)

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u/Nameless_Liar 9d ago

4'11 guy; I like semi colons more

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u/CeruleanEidolon 9d ago

The short kings are currently focusing their fire on the problem of menopause, which plagues so many of our fine MILFs.

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u/Emotional_News108 9d ago

5’4” here, prefer an ellipsis. Anything to get some length.

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u/alex3omg 9d ago

The answer is apparently that they all make the same joke 

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u/Pellepuu2397 Pansexual 9d ago

I hate periods of all sorts (5'6)

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u/TheSoulflow 9d ago

5’7” here. To busy cuddling my shark plush in thigh highs to care

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u/LocoDesignIdeas 9d ago

Only real pirates sail in the Red Sea. Signed a 7 foot guy

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u/Immediate-Song6861 9d ago

I invested in them in 2016 but the recession has hit hard

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u/369Darth_Vader 9d ago

i think they are too dead.

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u/onimibo 10d ago

Why would god do this to our women?! 😡

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 9d ago

the evil white guy version

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u/NoPoliticalWaffle 9d ago

His hair looks so well kept and shiny

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u/Horse_go_moooo 10d ago

Me (6'1 btw /gen) when I remember period craps exist reads my feminist literature Grrrr, leave her alone!!!!

And come to me!!!! I want periods!!!!!! Please god why did you make me a man!?!? /Gen

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u/SuperSillyStuffs 10d ago

God did not make you a man. Rather, he deliberately put your brain in the wrong sort of vessel to fuck with you, because it’s kind of funny, I have to assume

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u/whosat___ 9d ago

we make up for periods with all the surgeries, dw

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u/doushua 9d ago

That's actually how I was before realizing what was wrong.

I was mad at women getting period cramps but also wanted to drink too much diary stuff to inflict pain on stomach so I could "empathize with women" by simulating periods and also just straight up being upset I'm a man.

Turns out I'm not a man but I genuinely wanted to do stuff like that

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u/Different_Pin1531 10d ago

Pipe bomb

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u/Long-Bullfrog-4673 9d ago

wooOooOoah. pipe bomb. so cool. i wonder what happens if i-

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u/Capital_Dog9691 9d ago

Dogeroll
“Whoah, woke up on the wrong side of the bed, did we?”

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u/Josepando 10d ago

Definitely following this post, I'm too early

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u/SpinzArt 9d ago

Where are all the short guys who hate period cramps 🥺

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u/DjangoKazoiie 9d ago

we're at the bottom drinking all the periods

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tart_28 9d ago

I jst fuckin woke up bro

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u/Tristawesomeness 9d ago

trickle down economics

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u/I_wanna_know_0 9d ago

This is so funny to me I can't explain

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u/SpinzArt 9d ago

That’s nice ❤️

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/BorntobeTrill 9d ago

I'm only 6' 1"

Best i can do is to stop your periods for 9 months. Im sorry 😞

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u/GuymanPersonson 9d ago

Don't worry women... put me on a period cross for it is I who shall bare your periods! (6'3" btw)

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u/SuperPopcorn333 what is the worst thing I could make my flair right now 9d ago

Haha yeah I love these too, almost as much as I love feminist literature (I'm 6'4 btw)

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 9d ago

6'4" feminist who drinks matcha btw /j

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u/CulturalSoil4048 9d ago

Thats a beef sandwich

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u/Embarrassed_Top_4074 9d ago

Knuckle sandwich!

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u/No-Heat-6149 9d ago

Molotov Cocktail

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u/kira1122t 9d ago

I seen this one that was so fuvking funny it was like “when I (5’9) catch bro (4’0) making a joke about women’s suffering so I lwk rip him in half” and throughout the video his height would go up and bros would go down 😭

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u/PaladinOfTheLand 9d ago

If I hate period cramps (6"89 btw) does that mean I love sperm cramps?

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u/Aggressive-Plenty-20 9d ago

He's funny. I think I'll buy him

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u/Laddered_Louis 9d ago

Is spiky a new slang

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u/Bailzzararco 9d ago

I am confused by this. Is he offering a woman to eat his hand?

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u/Easy-Acanthisitta534 9d ago

It’s a knuckle sandwich

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u/Orange_Pippins 6d ago

Thank god I'm a Darkner and don't have to deal with that.