r/melbourne • • 15d ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/Aussie_Salad 15d ago

During my exile I texted her a screenshot of the earthquake report on Google. And about 10mins later, she was "cold" and needed me to come back to bed. In fairness I am a notorious jiggler, and this is one of those rare moments of plausible deniability. (I was 100% shaking the bed before the earthquake)

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u/MLiOne 15d ago

I knew you had to be a juggler but the earthquake reason was chef’s kiss!