r/mildyinteresting • • 9h ago

humankind hiccups 😅 Germans love their meat raw

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u/Environmental-Age149 7h ago

You gotta keep info like this far away from the American media…..we’ve got RFK Jr. in charge of health FFS. We have a massive swath of morons drinking ivermectin and rejecting measles and calcium shots for their children. Not to mention all of the recalls on beef and food in the USA.

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u/veculus 6h ago

Yeah the thing is in Germany raw meat is heavily regulated and therefore we need to eat it on the same day, in general we're really careful with our productions like meat or eggs.

But Mettbrötchen (Mett-Bread) is absolutely sick, with a nice layer of salt, petter and ringed onions. The AI generated picture looks terrible btw.

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u/FlounderStrict2692 5h ago

Your pic also is terrible. 1 Pfund Mett is barely enough for 3 Brötchen. You Show barely any real Mett on your Schrippen.

Anyways, with a licher and those Zwiebelringen, it's quite a delicious dinner, my dear Gourmet 😍

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u/Kharzani 3h ago

*Semmeln

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u/CoIdHeat 1h ago

It’s not a southern dish. Of course it’s called Brötchen

From a Bavarian living in northern exile

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u/moonlitkiwier 5h ago

My breath stinks just looking at this photo

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u/vadeka 4h ago

Only an issue for the ones not partaking in the meal really

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u/klobbenropper 4h ago

At my last job, we had this every first Wednesday of the month. Team building. People called it Mettwoch (German pun combining Mittwoch [Wednesday] and Mett). It always took until Tuesday for the smell to disappear from the office kitchen.

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u/moonlitkiwier 4h ago

Thank you for telling me germans have their own version of taco Tuesday. I really needed to know that

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u/c0ats 4h ago

There is also the Dönerstag. A combination of Donnerstag (Thursday) and Döner. 

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u/FeuerLohe 3h ago

But … everyday is Dönertag!

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u/srekar-trebor 41m ago

And after that Friesday.

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u/altergraf 38m ago

Don’t forget Mitt-wok for ordering Chinese food on Wednesdays

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u/Gorilla_from_Manila 23m ago

If you want to eat Mett every day and not only on Mettwoch, just call it Monthack, Diensthack, Donnersthack and so on.

(explanation: Hackepeter is another word for Mett)

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u/veculus 5h ago

Good sacrifice for what you get back

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u/No-Psychology9892 4h ago

As is the case with most good things.

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u/deviant324 5h ago

The closer you get to a 1:1 meat:onion ratio the better it gets tbh

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u/MillyQ3 4h ago

You can trade the onions for all kidns of greens, coriander, spring onion etc.

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u/Motchiko 3h ago

Worth it.

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u/isdeasdeusde 5h ago

That's why you wash it down with beer

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u/hansHerrlich 6h ago

Schee mim licher

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u/mshevchuk 5h ago

You forgot butter under the meat.

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u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey 5h ago

Also, fresh chives mixed into the meat.

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u/moooootz 5h ago edited 4h ago

What does "same day" mean? If course there's no leftovers with Mettbroetchen but if you buy a Mettbroetchen at the local tennis club, I doubt the Mett came this morning from the Metzger. Side note: I love Mettbrötchen and had a lot of it after our weekly squash sessions.

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u/caligula421 5h ago

Between mincing the meat and consuming it. It is minced the day it is sold at the Metzger, and you should consume it the same day, and you local tennis club will get into deep trouble with the Gesundheitsamt of they sell Mett from yesterday. 

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus 4h ago

except it's packaged. but I don't like the packaged mett in the wurst roll.

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u/wirdnichts 2h ago

I think you're thinking of mettwurst, which is cured.

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u/duckducknuts 2h ago

There's also normal Mett that's kinda packaged like sausage, almost all stores have it. It's obviously with plastic instead of sausage skin tho

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u/moooootz 4h ago

Ah okay. Then that's probably what happens. Interesting. Thanks!

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u/NFZedd 3h ago

Most of the time the "Mett"brötchen is Zwiebelmett out of the supermarket not proper Mett so that can be a bit older

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u/Nir0star 5h ago

Why not? It at has to be minced the same day afaik. The pig is probably dead for longrr

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u/sorry_4u 5h ago

First its fresh meat - so only from the butcher, not from the supermarket
Then its eaten the day its been ground up much like a tartar Some butchers do preseason it with salt, pepper and garlic and thats only to be sold the day they made it - any later and they will cook meatballs and similar dishes

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u/deviant324 5h ago

For private households you just cook leftovers after dinner, I don’t think you’re even allowed to sell it as Mett if it’s same day

Doesn’t mean your tennis club couldn’t, but I’d not want to be in their shoes if a health inspector caught wind of that

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u/therealfurryfeline 5h ago

You can get it at the supermarket, but i personally don't trust that. So i go to my local butcher, who is mincing it fresh and infront of the customers. It's one i am comfortable eating the day after. If older it get's use as normal minced meat as it is practically the same just minced finer than the regular stuff.

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u/Thattwonerd 4h ago

You dont need to eat it the same day if its packaged. Unless you mean after you put it on your roll in which case.. thats kinda true for all toppings? You dont leave a slice of cheese out either

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u/anxiousoracles 4h ago

Knowing German food is so safe, I’d be very willing to try Mettbrötchen, especially if I could load up on onions. I love onions so much. And alliums in general.

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u/SunNo1920 4h ago

It’s awesome beyond believe

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u/gerbeli 3h ago

Na toll. Jetzt habe ich Hunger ...

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u/BenLeng 1h ago

Licher spotted! Guude!

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u/crossal 1h ago

Yes, it does look terrible

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u/ssgkraut 1h ago

Lecker! Und dazu ein Licher Pils!

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u/Avaylon 6h ago

One of my dad's friends took ivermectin for COVID last month. It went poorly. He couldn't stop shitting and still had COVID. I was told he finally got out of the hospital this week.

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u/Majakowski 4h ago

*types* Chattie, how do I propagate eating raw pork in the US as effectively as possible?

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u/__surrealsalt 4h ago

I almost don’t dare to ask, but why would someone drink ivermectin?

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u/kuchenundkakao 1h ago

During COVID, early Tests showed that ivermectin killed Corona in Petri dishes, in concentrations that would kill you. But antivaxxers only heard "Ivermectin Kills Corona", and that was that. Recently, social Media seems to be thinking that it can cure cancer....

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u/SvZ2 1h ago

People in America think it cures and prevents cancer

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u/Confuseacat92 7h ago

I wouldn't eat raw meat in the US either (I wouldn't go there in the first place), but Mett in Germany is incredibly safe.

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u/Lofter1 6h ago

because it is incredibly highly regulated. there aren't many other sorts of food that are as regulated as mett in germany.

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u/asdufnaksu2 4h ago

I only know about raw pork in Germany and raw fish in Japan which is save. Which is also a funny correlation

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u/freddaar 30m ago

And still we had the Hackfleischskandal a while back. Regulations are useless without enforcement.

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u/down_with_opp_42 7h ago

I would have expected that keeping information away from US public is seen as duty of US administration these days.

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u/Stereo-soundS 6h ago

Don't mess with Darwinism.

Let those clowns eat whatever they want.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd 5h ago

The Wisconsin "Wildcat" (Cannibal Sandwich) is a thing I had them years ago would be pretty scary these days

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u/Suspicious-Cloud404 5h ago

You need to start recalling some politicians. This is more urgent than food recalls.

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u/BlntMxn 4h ago

I'll eat much more than I would snort cocaine on a public toilet seat, and I really like coke!

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u/Miraak-Cultist 3h ago

Oooooooh, actually good idea, we should introduce RFK Jr. to the Mett-Igel!

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u/EmployerWide1123 3h ago

they been doing it in wisconsin all along bro

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u/KickingMidgets1 1h ago

And unfortunately unlike German mince you can't eat us meat raw either, but I doubt that would stop RFK from advising it tbh

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u/Rynchinoi 1h ago

You cannot eat raw mince in Germany!!!

The Mett is special selection of meat, which must be butchered,minced and sold on the same day.
Butchers do not use random scraps for Mett. They carefully select low-fat, low.Connective tissue cuts of pork (such as the shoulder or ham) that have minimal initial bacterial loads.

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u/chillicampari 1h ago

Yes, this was not something I would have eaten in the US even before the current nonsense. My high school biology teacher would describe what porkworms do to the human body (in great detail). Living in Germany the last 10 years I have tried it a couple of times. Not really my thing but I can see why people like it.

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u/NotFEX 6h ago

Americans try not to make everything about themselves challenge

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u/asdufnaksu2 4h ago

Making everything about USA politics is so annoying...

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u/theeggplant42 1h ago

Also tou can totally eat raw meat in the US. I do it frequently. 

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u/RaidriConchobair 5h ago

Look not everything has the bad standards of the US and cultural food exists. If you dont want to eat it its fine, but dont be a dick about it.

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u/Rageacus 5h ago

I think they're saying that Americans will start eating this without following food safety procedures or using quality ingredients, which will make them sick. I didn't get any inclination that they're making fun of the dish or culture itself.