r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Palana • Nov 12 '21

This Man found, raised, and nurturer a Snapping turtle from the time it was the size of a thumb nail. Now it's a big softy.

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u/Psych0matt Nov 12 '21

Who doesn’t want at least one of each of those?

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u/Majike03 Nov 12 '21

Have you seen a turtle dick? You don't want one of those

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u/g-love Nov 12 '21

Speak for yourself pls.

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u/joffery2 Nov 12 '21

yeah wait til that guy hears about bad dragon

or ducks

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u/Nethlem Nov 12 '21

I honestly can say I've never seen a turtle dick and now I'm really wondering under what circumstances you happened to see one o_O

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u/Majike03 Nov 12 '21

There was a couple of gifs on reddit the past few days. MF looks like a Squirtle's leg with a parachute taped to the end

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Nov 12 '21

My witch's brew party ain't for another year