Our first family costume with our 5 month old!

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u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ Nov 01 '25

Was your child eaten by that other child?

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

I'm crying😂😂😂

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u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ Nov 01 '25

My condolences 😔

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u/froginbog Nov 02 '25

Lmao

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u/PowderPills Nov 01 '25

His face says he’s still hungry

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Nov 03 '25

Poor mom, has she fully recovered?

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u/Captain_Snatchington Nov 01 '25

That's not a 5 month old that is a small defensive lineman

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u/Romnonaldao Nov 01 '25

He plays on the Browns

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u/Victor_Vicarious Nov 03 '25

WITH the Browns

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u/dirty_cuban Nov 01 '25

That’s a big boy. That’s got to be a 99th percentile baby.

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

100th for weight rn 🥲 23lbs

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u/dirty_cuban Nov 01 '25

Holy moly. My daughter didn’t weigh that much until she was two years old.

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

🥲 I keep telling myself he's gotta plateau soon

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u/the_sneaky_artist Nov 02 '25

A friend of mine had a daughter who was exactly like that at 6-7 months. By year one, she was in the middle percentile and unrecognizable to me! So yes!

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u/cpt_cat Nov 02 '25

My 10 month old is 21 pounds =|

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u/SnooPeripherals8344 Nov 02 '25

My 22 month old is 22lbs. RIP to your back. What a cutie pie he is!!!!!!!

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u/FTwo Nov 01 '25

I think you three would have made a better Raising Arizona cosplay. 💯

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

Omg I've never heard of this movie. Before my husband cut his hair we would've been uncanny !!

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u/monkeybojangles Nov 01 '25

Check it out. It's a great movie.

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u/dotknott Nov 01 '25

I thought this was a raising Arizona group costume.

Had to scroll through the comments to find out what they really were going for.

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u/SlapunowSlapulater Nov 01 '25

Hell, I thought that's what it was.

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u/slleslie161 Nov 01 '25

Holy crap, that's ALL I can see now! lol

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u/vortigaunt64 Nov 04 '25

If you ever want to laugh, look up quotes by the actor who played the villain in that movie. He was a boxer as well, and when asked if he'd consider a rematch against Larry Holmes he said "I don't think his fists could take the punishment."

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u/MixMasterMadge Oct 31 '25

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u/smurficus103 Nov 01 '25

Thas a chonker, good job

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u/a_goonie Nov 01 '25

That boy ain't right.

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u/efox02 Nov 01 '25

Look at those chonkie legs. 🥰

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u/Miserable-Steak119 Oct 31 '25

What are you guys supposed to be, hipsters?

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u/lynneasomething Oct 31 '25

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u/Xiocite Nov 01 '25

Oh I see it now

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u/BurntNeurons Nov 01 '25

Get outside, get off ya videagames and get an education in quality animated 90s entertainment.

The boy ain't right.

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u/TheRealTres Nov 01 '25

Child went as a HOSS

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 Nov 01 '25

I don't see any costumes.

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u/Durmatology Nov 01 '25

I was confused by the “first family” description because none of you look like pieces of gold leafed shit.

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

Omg lolllll that would be a nightmare costume

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u/CaptainZiltoid Nov 01 '25

His short-pants would make Bobby proud.

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u/bugsyramone Oct 31 '25

holy shit that kids thunderthighs...

dudes gettin ready for that football career!

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u/Total-Hack Oct 31 '25

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u/throwawayroadtrip3 Oct 31 '25

You should have gone for the Michelin baby look. Almost there.

Anyway, you've got signs of one healthy and well taken care of baby. Well done parents!

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u/Super_Highway_3405 Nov 01 '25

He's so pudgy!! 😍

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u/reflechir Nov 01 '25

That's a fine family halloween costume I tell ya h'what.

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u/Parker_Hemphill Nov 01 '25

Took me a second but I see the opening scene of “Kong of the Hill”

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

He's bulking for when he starts being mobile, he's doing to be a menace

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u/My_alias_is_too_lon Nov 01 '25

... I don't get it.

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u/bitemark01 Nov 01 '25

hWy would someone do drugs when they can just mow the lawn

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u/Late-Winner4108 Nov 01 '25

Oh my gosh. His legs! I want to squish him 🥰

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

27.5in! He is loving to be held standing lately

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u/krackadile Nov 01 '25

Lol. Love it. I didn't even have to focus my eyes to know what your costumes were.

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u/Stoneybabe_ Nov 01 '25

Cute little baby 🥰

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u/Old-Stage-7309 Nov 01 '25

Parents with a fat baby? Legit can’t figure out the costumes

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

Ok

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u/Old-Stage-7309 Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

Don’t worry, we all get a Halloween fail once.

Edit: was supposed to be KotH?? Like.. for real???

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

You sound fun, definitely not like a miserable old hag

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

Lol looked through your Reddit, you are just miserable. Have fun in life.

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u/synthetic_princess Nov 01 '25

yeah yeah your baby is large and the costumes are cute but can I just say you are so so pretty!!! 😭

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u/Gortonis Nov 01 '25

Had to do a double take, thought I ran across Sarah Hyland's Reddit account.

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u/lynneasomething Nov 01 '25

Omg I haven't heard that comparison in years. I used to get it all the time!

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u/maytrxx Nov 01 '25

Cutest baby everrrrrr!!!

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u/DFParker78 Nov 01 '25

I had thighs like that and I couldn’t ever wear Underoos (superhero underwear for kids). 😢

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u/Elektr0ns Nov 01 '25

Damnit Bobby!

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u/CameronCrazy1984 Nov 01 '25

Does he play left or right tackle?

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u/Vectorman1989 Nov 01 '25

Dangit Bobby

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u/happy-cig Nov 02 '25

Thought you were Lara Croft

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u/czechhoneybee Nov 02 '25

I first thought Raising Arizona but now I totally see Hank and Peggy for sure.

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u/DrCarlJenkins Nov 02 '25

Bubs never skips leg day!

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u/maintree33 Nov 03 '25

that boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

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u/trhorror619 Nov 03 '25

This man should have been Diogo Dalot for Halloween

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u/DrProfessorSatan Nov 04 '25

He is the only age where a mid forearm fat fold is normal.

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 Nov 04 '25

How is that baby a 5 month old and a balding 45 year old at the same time

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u/That_Dumb-Beotch Nov 04 '25

Those cheeks!!!! What a little butterball. So adorable.

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u/Blochamolesauce Nov 04 '25

6 a.m. and the boy ain’t right

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u/Capable_Salt_SD Oct 31 '25

Aww 😊 👶🏻

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u/Both-Medicine-6748 Nov 01 '25

How cute

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u/JingoboStoplight4887 Nov 01 '25

Nice family costume.

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u/Miserable-Steak119 Oct 31 '25

My bad lol

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u/No_Mission_8571 Nov 01 '25

Look at that little dude ! He says i got my black kicks on and i have my energy drink i'm ready to to go and hammer down some doors folks. It's Halloween 🎃🎃.

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u/deltasnowman Nov 02 '25

Ok bit of a ramble here… aimlessly scrolling drinking my coffee, click because tattoos and maybe there’s more pics on your profile and I just like looking at peoples tattoos. Notice you say you’re in Langley. Oh cool I’m in Delta super close. Notice the address on instagram. Your shop is literally around the corner from my dad’s house. What a small world. 😅

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u/lynneasomething Nov 02 '25

What a small world indeed !!

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u/Hairy_snowballs Nov 01 '25

sorry about the stupid tattoos

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/Hairy_snowballs Nov 02 '25

You’re right. They are trying to be family fun and I went negative. Acknowledged

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