r/popculturechat • u/cupcake_island • Jun 07 '26

OnlyStans ⭐️ Morgan Wallen Throws Security Guard’s Phone Across The Stage

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u/HighlyOffensive10 I'm much too busy for such a degrading activity Jun 08 '26

Idk why find "find me at whole foods, bitch" so funny.

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u/kapiteingladbrein Jun 08 '26

Bo Burnham wrote this banger for people like Morgan Wallen

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u/Dumb_Ugly_Frank Jun 08 '26

Y’all dumb mother fuckers ready for a key change?

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u/zvg_zwang All tea, all shade ☕️ Jun 08 '26

It's a FUCKIN SCARECROW AGAIN

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u/Character_Elevator Jun 08 '26

Best part- key changes are simple parlor tricks.

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u/Bright-Avocado3761 Jun 08 '26

Did you know that you can change the key in any song by using different notes? Most people don't know that.

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u/Character_Elevator Jun 08 '26

I do know this.

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u/ModeratelyAlive Jun 08 '26

An absolute classic

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u/DirectionSad4274 Jun 08 '26

Fucking scarecrows.

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u/ion125 Jun 08 '26

This applies to so many dudes and is so painfully accurate!! Bo is a true genius

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u/UnderwhelmingAF Jun 08 '26

Most of these modern country guys are posers. Just like Jason Aldean who had a hit with “Try That in a Small Town” a few years ago. Aldean grew up in Macon, GA, which has a metro population of over 200,000. Not a huge city, but far from a small town.

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u/bad-taf Jun 08 '26

We all know bro lowkey cherishes those little moments at the Whole Foods salad bar after pilates class

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u/atomicspacekitty Jun 08 '26

I thought it was cause they both lived in Nashville

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u/ASAPFergs Jun 08 '26

No it doesn't? It's saying that's where Hayley will be if he wants to trouble her

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u/Gloomy-Inevitable-42 Jun 08 '26

I think it's more that that would be a common place between the two of them because they're both rich artists in Nashville.

Most ppl wouldn't directly insult another celeb by name, especially if they have the chance of actually running into them in a smaller city but she's expressing she doesn't care about that.

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 08 '26

My bestie is making me a large canvas tote bag featuring this quote on it, and I'm so excited to see how it turns out.

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u/AnidorOcasio Jun 08 '26

I pray this type of friendship finds me.

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u/mrsbeerme Jun 08 '26

Can you share your bestie?

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u/positiveblapshemy Find me at Whole Foods, bitch 💁‍♀️ Jun 09 '26

Of course! She is the kindest, most creative and caring person on earth. And she loves making new friends 😊🖤

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u/Miss_Mouth Jun 08 '26

I am so excited for you!

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u/decaffeinatedkid Good to hear from you bitch 💌 Jun 08 '26

I love that she actually made it into merch as well. Hayley is just so iconic

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u/sarahjanepotter Find me at Whole Foods bitch I don’t care. Jun 09 '26

New flair unlocked.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 I'm much too busy for such a degrading activity Jun 09 '26

I thought about it for me but my current one is such a classic.

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u/Extension_Vacation_2 Jun 08 '26

That deserves a t-shirt print

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u/DroidTitan Jun 08 '26

Lmao I was just thinking I want just that part on a shirt it’s hilarious