Not making it to this one. Have some funky sore throat thing going on. Best to play it safe. But I hope the Timbers don't play it safe! We need all 3 points!!
HYPE THREAD
Lineup Thread
Kick off is at 7:30 PM PST (probably closer to 7:40)
MLS Match Center
Portland Timbers 0 - 0 Colorado Rapids
5' - Dangerous crossing FK opportunity for the Colorado.
5' - Completely free header for them. Lucky they put it way over.
9' - First corner for us. please please please please
9' - Kamal hit the near post with his header! ARGH!
13' - 🟨 Yellow card for one of their CBs. Dude extended his elbow straight to Janssen's face.
17' - Velde pulls away and takes a hit from about 22 yards and isn't too far away!
18' - 🧤 BIG SAVE by Pants!
22' - I think Chara may have gotten away with one there. High elbow. VAR certainly looked at it, but didn't hold the game up, so what do I know?
26' - Great job by Janssen to check back and then switch the play quickly. Fernandez's cross was blocked but it was a good move.
33' - Velde picks up a loose ball and plays a WONDERFUL ball in behind for DDC, who eventually finds Janssen with a late ball. He has to score there. Keeper got essentially hit with that.
34' - Velde with a good look, but it is a semi-tame near post shot
38' - How is that not a foul? That should be a PK FOR SURE.
40' - ⚠️ VAR callin the ref over. It seemed like a shove in the back.
41' - FUCKING REF CALLS IT NOT A FOUL! FUCKING JOKE ASS LEAGUE!
42' - BIG SCRUM caused by a foul against Velde.
43' - 🟨 Yellow card for Velde. If the dude doesn't dive after Velde's bump, it would have been only him getting the yellow. Velde got played IMO. Couldn't keep his head. Shrug
43' - 🟨 Yellow card for Colorado #7 for the initial foul on Velde
45' - Velde puts the FK from the scrum foul straight into the wall.
7 minutes of stoppage is wild for a first half, but we did have a few decent stoppages.
46' - 🟨 Yellow card for Colorado #33 for several fouls on Velde.
48' - Izoita holds onto the ball too long, but manages to get the ball and evade 3 dudes.
49' - Chara gets hit in the nuts.
50 ' 🟨 Yellow card for their coach because he used to be a coach at Tottenham Hotspur.
Halftime
This game could go either way. We seem to be getting more chances overall. I still have no idea how that wasn't called a penalty. He was pushed in the back in the box. Just makes no sense. But this ref seems like he sniffs his own farts, so of course he would stick to his dogshit initial call. We can honestly pull this off. We just need to fucking bury one of these chances!
Halftime stats
48' - They create a decent chance from a corner. Pants had it covered even if it was on-frame.
49' - Great chance for Fernandez, but the ball from Hernandez was just a little too far behind him.
52' - Good exchange between DDC & Velde, but Velde couldn't control it.
53' - Janssen wastes a GOLDEN chance. He can't get it out of his feet for the strike and then the attempted pass was away from everyone. Damn.
53' - Fory with a dangerous ball across, but Fernandez got behind his man and Fory's nutmegged cross was a little too far behind him. MORE CHANCES PLEASE!
55' - Fernandez gets in behind but the ball across leaves something to be desired.
57' - Velde tries to control and lands on a defender's foot, but ends up with the ball and puts to Janssen's foot who hits the crossbar.
59' - Fory does a good job reacting and not letting his attacker get the touch.
67' - Caicedo & Lassiter ON 🔁 Chara & Fernandez OFF
69' - Decent chance for them, but it was a shitty shot in the end.
72' - Bassett & Ortiz ON 🔁 Janssen & Izoita OFF
80' - Velde trying to score with his chest for some reason. Bro, just score with your feet.
80' - Well, he did shoot with his feet this time at least.
82' - Aravena ON 🔁 Da Costa OFF
88' - Bassett's hard cross needs to be deflected by the keeper.
89' - AAAAAND THAT, my friends, is why we won't be making the playoffs. Velde does a wonderful job to carve out a right footed shot from the top of the box and he blasts it over the bar. Fun
3 minutes stoppage
92' - Not good. We should be pushing for a win, not defending a shot from 20' yard out.
94' - 1 more chance gets blocked and 1 more cross gets blocked.
Gameover
Fuck.