"Fear not the gaping wounds from our tools of war my young child. Here...take this puppy, and look away from your future."

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As i do now in poverty. No fuckin difference whether I have printed money or not. Dumb question.

ICE and politics is as whiskey is to being put on the rocks.

Trash fucking ad i constantly get.

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Black coffee. Black soul. Black poop. Millennial life.

What a lil bitch. My cats do this on the regular by accident.

Obviously security duty. Is how they pay us rent.

So many reload plays ping expecting me to save their downed ass in the storm, or from far away. No. Quicker to just respawn.

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I love cheese. Good thing cheese is plentiful in Wisconsin

Was gonna say. That doesnt look right at all. Like it was seared cold.

The liquid shits has stopped me...in my 30s....from junk food, drinking, too much dairy...although I can reverse the runs from ive cream with a pound of cheese...

Food? My boys are not food.

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Can confirm i always woke up sweating in my sub zero sleeping bag with wool clothes...but I also had 2 cats in my sleeping bag with me stuffed between my legs, or against my tummy.