r/BeAmazed • u/chinese_spongebob1 • 6h ago

Miscellaneous / Others Uranus Is Beautiful

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u/gex109 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BIZkwFtu2xDlS

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LlE3uMF20U7Ys

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u/B35TR3GARD5 6h ago edited 5h ago

and it's pronouced, "Urinus, not Uranus." .../s

Which now that I spell it out and look at it; isn't much better.. however, Niel DeGrass Tyson says we've all been pronouncing it wrong, but maybe we just don't wanna be right (this one time)?

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u/Cubbance 5h ago

But UR-in-us and ur-AY-nus are correct and accepted pronunciations. Both are listed in the dictionary. And, as you say, it sounds a bit wrong either way.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 5h ago

I'll stick to Urine-Us

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 4h ago

How long are you gonna be in us? Asking cuz I'll eventually need a break.

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u/AnnOnnamis 4h ago

It’s not ‘your-anus’
My ranus. Got it.

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 6h ago

It's pronounced Or-ahn-nous

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u/Estoye 5h ago

That line of dialogue in “E.T.” ruined it forever.

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u/GalacticMountains 5h ago

Link?

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u/Estoye 5h ago

https://youtu.be/ycKlZKYk0sA?is=UXjirviTp1REh5b_

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u/GalacticMountains 5h ago

Thanks bro. Haven't seen that movie in a very long time.

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u/PlayOpposite5249 6h ago

Same. Within 3 seconds 😅🤣

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u/TheLordVader1978 4h ago

Same look my wife gives me.

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u/Appropriate-Gas5061 6h ago

I was sure Uranus had been visited more than once. 

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u/BullPropaganda 6h ago

I can assure you it has

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 6h ago

Why are there brown rings around it?

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u/BullPropaganda 6h ago

There was a large impact. Cataclysmic, you might say.

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u/Yardsale420 2h ago

Something something Klingons.

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u/pseudo-nimm1 4h ago

Has it been spilt wide open though?

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u/racsssss 6h ago

Nah just that one time at the DRs after which it decided it definitely wasn't gay

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u/Adam-West 6h ago

God I really am just a little boy that’s never grown up aren’t I.

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u/polagear 6h ago

Here here

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u/CrabBrilliant6932 6h ago

I named my one dev server Uranus, so if someone asks for information I can tell them "Check Uranus"

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u/El_Peregrine 4h ago

“This file is too large, no matter how hard I try, it won’t fit in Uranus”

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u/StephieRee 6h ago

👏👏👏😆😆😆

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u/BetLeft 6h ago

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u/garethjones2312 5h ago

64 if it really relaxes.

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u/Pelya1 6h ago

Thank you. So is yours

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u/WKRPinCanada 6h ago

If you think Uranus is beautiful make sure you visit the Uranus Fudge Factory next time you're in Missouri

Oh and check out their Instagram...it's HILARIOUS 😅

*I am not associated with Uranus

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u/Save-theZombies 4h ago

Lol. On route 66 too.

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u/WKRPinCanada 4h ago

Right? 😅

My favourite Instagram post from them was when the Weinermobile entered Uranus Fudge Factory

(Could only find vid of the Weinermoble excited Uranus Fudge Factory 😐)

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u/ravenschmidt2000 6h ago

I think my proctologist played this same video during my colonoscopy. Not sure, I was pretty drugged up at the time.

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u/daboknee 5h ago

Uranis is known to eject massive gas bubbles from it's atmosphere into space.

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u/Kasern77 6h ago edited 4h ago

If we could change the name what should it be?

Edit: I was actually asking for legitimate names. I should have known better.

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u/madrushdrummer 5h ago

Urectum

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u/GalacticMountains 5h ago

10 points for a Futurama reference. An it was the first thing i thought of too.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3h ago

Rectum? I barely know him!

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u/Jahmoneyzzz 5h ago

Not just yours…or mine.

Ouranus

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u/MrWick89 1h ago

Logically, it should be Caelus. Mercury = Hermes, Venus = Aphrodite, Mars = Ares, Jupiter = Zeus, Saturn = Cronos, Caelus = Uranus, Neptune = Poseidon

Uranus is the only one with the Greek name, the rest have the Roman equivalent.

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u/Temporary-Truth-8041 6h ago

I don't wanna split Ur(anus)

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u/B35TR3GARD5 6h ago

... "wide open."

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u/kosraen 6h ago

And see "hot dense fluids"

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u/KatoSFW70 6h ago

This message is approved by pro ctologists.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 6h ago

There should be a subreddit for Uranus...

I wouldn't be surprised if Uranus already has one?

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u/papparmane 6h ago

We barely know each other!

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u/Kickedhard 6h ago

We really need to change the name and be done with that joke. We can call it "urectum."

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u/RedDiamond6 6h ago

It's pronounced your-ah-nis not your-A-nus.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uUoKsbqleQAo0

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u/Obvious_Bar_191 6h ago

But kinda smelly.

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u/JeffBeckwasthebest 6h ago

Time to visit Ur anus ? Have I understood that correctly? 😆

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u/yolo_derp 6h ago

I see what you did here

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u/papparmane 6h ago

I am NOT splitting my anus wide open.

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u/RevolutionaryDiet602 6h ago

It's time we got a closer look at uranus

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u/Veragoot 6h ago

-my doctor as soon as I turn 40

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u/EveryBitTexas_piotr 5h ago

Uranus really knows how to stand out, doesn’t it?

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u/marozsas 5h ago

The phrase "Uranus wide open" is something I use to read in sites of other kind of content.....

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u/Deriviera 6h ago

My Uranus is definitely beautiful

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u/William_Bascavilla 6h ago

You had me in the first half ngl

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u/Senselesspassion 6h ago

Not mature enough to still not giggle at that statement

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u/Unex_Disclaimer 6h ago

Too many Uranus in this video makes It difficult to concentrate

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u/nadia_says 6h ago

Thanks. But you could have just asked for nudes like a normal person, not sent the James Webb Space telescope.

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u/AncientEnd7373 6h ago

Uranus!!!

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u/tracagnotto 6h ago

That's what he said

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u/dayum7 6h ago

Heheheh Uranus!!

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u/MickyTingy 6h ago

Thanks 😊

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u/Wooden_Researcher_36 6h ago

The reminds me of my ex

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u/MAB0815 5h ago

What I learned today:

My Ex and Uranus have basically the same attributes.

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u/Braveliltoasterx 5h ago

Is Uranus one word? Or should I spread them apart?

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u/SodomyClown 5h ago

It sure is dark in Uranus.

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u/psilome 5h ago

Lost Redditor, crosspost to r/theyknew.

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u/jublar 5h ago

Uranus wide open

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u/arronljones 5h ago

Thank you!

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u/msjjae 5h ago edited 5h ago

Thank you 😊😉

I bet Uranus is beautiful too!

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u/GalacticMountains 5h ago

It for sure is dark. Lol.

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u/Milo_The_Stampede 5h ago

Scientists around the world are trying to get the name changed so people quit making that joke. They want to call it Urectum

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u/ThingsHappen54321 5h ago

Whoever made this knew what they were doing

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u/Scary_Bowler_4024 5h ago

No... I refuse

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u/Anubis17_76 5h ago

"If you split uranus you will see hot dense fluids" only if i had spicy mexican food yesterday

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u/Shinobiaisu 5h ago

This is why I always pronounce it Yur-Eh-Nus

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 5h ago

I came here for the first line. Came back with science knowlegde. Love it.

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u/CapitalFloor3260 5h ago

I’ve been on this earth for 38 years but apparently I never aged past 12.

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u/BourbonNCoffee 5h ago

Gotta get a probe in there.

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u/Difficult-Way-9563 5h ago

I can’t stand people who pronounce Uranus, urine-is

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u/iwellyess 5h ago

Thanks.

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u/-6h0st- 5h ago

No thanks

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 5h ago

Thank you 😘

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u/Fun-Balance-1903 5h ago

Ur Anus has methane in the atmosphere

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u/Satnamodder 5h ago

I've just heard Uranus' name in this video more times than i heard before in my entire life.

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u/Low_Asparagus704 5h ago

"Uranus was renamed Urectum in 2620 to end that stupid joke."

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u/RotterWeiner 5h ago

i have to say that I am scared to open that up...

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u/selle2013 4h ago

Wow, I thought I was a mature adult. It turns out, I am not.

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u/Main-Force-3333 4h ago

Please put a NSFW tag next time. 

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u/raphito69 4h ago

Uranus wide open 🤣

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u/PhysicIce7 4h ago

what planet is this? Is this Saturn?

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u/iafx 4h ago

Thanks

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u/D_M-ack 4h ago

Hot interior….high pressure….hot dense fluids: ur anus.

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u/TheZooCreeper 4h ago

Urectum!

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u/Accomplished_Song219 4h ago

The child in me cannot handle this post.

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 4h ago

You know it has aniseed in the middle

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u/cloche_du_fromage 4h ago

Split uranus right open?

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u/Mild_Karate_Chop 3h ago

Wide open , the coffee spilled up my nose ....

Had a great laugh 

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u/tourincinelli 3h ago

Theyanus

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u/CommunicationNew3745 3h ago

'Uranus is so pretty, it feels like home!' 🚀 👨🏼‍🚀🪐 https://youtu.be/IWYXIuuI-Rg

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u/nexstosic 3h ago

Nope, it's uranus

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u/mister_jax 3h ago

i agree with all these facts.

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u/pirisca 3h ago

"It's time we got a closer look at Uranus" I'm dying here😂😂😂

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u/TenBear 3h ago

Please don't split Uranus open

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u/GrumpyJenkins 3h ago

Thank you! ☺️

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u/onebraincell77 3h ago

I always wondered what it was like inside Uranus.

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u/FragrantExcitement 2h ago

Isn't the Bend Over craft heading for Uranus?

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u/lofgrenator 2h ago

Astronomers renamed Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all. It's now called Urectum.

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u/W34kness 2h ago

If you split Uranus wide open you get the forbidden Goatse

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u/orangutanslurpee 2h ago

This described Myanus to a T

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u/AndySMar 2h ago

Hmmmm, this is why people need to prepare before they have sex.