Spotted in the wild. Had to share.

Literally never seen someone go this hard and double down this hard. Ig profile looked like a wild meth head, so who knows, but buckle up for this and enjoy.

Don't think this one has been posted.

I apologize in advance.

Eta: not my OC, from r/infowarriors

He also had Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive playing on this.

The same guys who go unreasonably strapped on midnight runs at the gas station for some chips while indulging in online gambling and other degenerate activities. (Bonus points for flexing some trojans in your wallet as you reach for your credit card).

Addendum: For the love of god, I beg you not to look up the handle on instagram, you will give them more clout than I already compensated for in order to show the absurdity of their gimmick. (You probably wouldn’t like what these unseasoned, unmanly skunks are putting out anyways).