r/196 • has boobs • 20h ago

Rule Uncle Pussy

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u/Trashman56 they/them 19h ago

I would not mind a free trial of having a pussy but I can’t commit to having one forever.

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u/LukeIsPalpatine 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 19h ago

They're calling it the most non binary comment ever

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u/Pocket-OLime LEAN ENJOYER 18h ago

Many are saying this

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u/mr_falkone84 18h ago

Even Sports Illustrated says it

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u/SketchpadO1 17h ago

A man, big muscley guy, came up tp me with tears, tears in his eyes! He probably didn't cry when he was born, but tears in his eyes. He said, Mr President it's so non binary, Mr president. Tears in his eyes!

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u/TheFlamingDraco 18h ago

Fr this is why shapeshifting is the best power, you could switch between pussy, dick or nothing at all if you aren't feeling like it

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u/SemenileElder 18h ago

Or a dickpussy. Mayhaps even a pussydick.

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u/_bassGod I'm out here grunglin' 17h ago

Just like one of my Japanese animes

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u/TheFlamingDraco 17h ago

You could get weird and have more out there genitals, go with a tentacle dick or multiple pussies or any number of variation and combinations you can think of. This is why I always say shapeshifting is the my favourite power, it just comes with so much creative possibility

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u/dancingliondl 12h ago

Why is there pincers?!?

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u/blahbah 11h ago

or an octopussy

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u/AnimetheTsundereCat floppa 6h ago

eight legs, seven vagánias

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u/lordchankaknowsall 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1h ago

South Vergánias? The state?

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u/talesfromtheepic6 the void tells me shadows are buy one get one free 10h ago

Imma be inventing new junk for fun if I got shapeshifting as my quirk. Posting about my new w chromosome online to fuck with Terfs.

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u/GammaTainted 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3h ago

As the graffiti says at the beginning of the movie She's The He: "Catdog but with a dick and a pussy"

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 17h ago

Or both!!! hell most of the time my life would be improved by internal or nonexistent testicles but I’m fine with the other part being there. I could sit more weirdly and whatnot

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u/Quantum_Physics231 16h ago

You know that is a thing you can do right? Penile-preserving vaginoplasty/Phallus-preserving vaginoplasty and vulvoplasty too ofc

I'd like to get one but keep the balls but I'm 1. Broke as fuck 2. A coward. Surgery is scary and I don't mind my current equipment even if I'd rather have both

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 16h ago

yes but I want the balls to be there only Sometimes and I don’t think vaginoplasty would be worth it to me at all

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u/Quantum_Physics231 16h ago

Yeah you can keep the balls too

Edit: I cannot read my bad

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u/SexWithSisyphus69 less beans 17h ago

Why limit yourself when you can have literally anything going on down there

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u/therhydo 13h ago

putting a basketball hoop in my pants and telling her to dunk on me

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u/gigglesandglamour 12h ago

Confetti cannon to spice things up

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u/FartherAwayLights Fanfiction Autor 5h ago

To qoute the immortal words of top ten hottest female sonic characters; “who wouldn’t want to be as strong as Shawn Johnson and flirt with any male any time anywhere?”

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy Bisexual level 7 Druid with invocation spells 18h ago

Yea that’s real as fuck I’m glad I got a penis but there’s definitely an appeal to having a conveniently positioned self lubricating sensitive crevice down there

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u/1AmB0r3d 11h ago

Would make fuckin other dudes a lot easier that’s for sure

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u/DingoLaLingo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 18h ago

if only surgeons did a "sampler platter" option where u could get one boob, one ball, and both parts but they could only be a maximum of 3 inches long/deep

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u/bbhbbhbbh hahahaaahhaa ahaahahahaaaa ♂ 18h ago

from time to time

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 17h ago

I feel like most of what I would do with it is gay sex with both men and women. Maybe if I get really fit then sick motherfucking abs thirst traps. But honestly any femininity I feel is better paired with a penis for my goals. If that makes sense

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u/TheDiplomancer 17h ago

MODULAR BODIES! WE NEED MODULAR BODIES!

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u/LukeIsPalpatine 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10h ago

Choom wants to go to the ripperdoc and get chromed tf up

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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 17h ago

My main gripe is how high maintenance it is, there are enough things I would miss if I got bottom surgery that idk if it's worth the effort. I think whatever I was born with I would have fomo

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R Sadly Not a Femboy Communist 6h ago

This is how I feel about everything.

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u/P-39_Airacobra 5h ago

lucid dreaming clutch

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u/Troll4ever31 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 19h ago

Big Pussy Bonpensiero ova ere!

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u/DrunkS1NNER- BRICKED 19h ago

Anyway 4$ a pound

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u/Beezybeezybeezybeezy Iszy Bee 🐝👻 Seasonal stoop threatener 19h ago

I can't...it's my back

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u/DrunkS1NNER- BRICKED 19h ago edited 18h ago

Dont turn your back on me Tnonee The blood pressure medication hasnt worn off

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u/YungZant 17h ago

“Take me to the river, throw me in the water”

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way 14h ago

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u/SeaChameleon 19h ago

That's fucking awesome actually

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u/Yanive_amaznive 18h ago

In before 2086 when liberals are making the argument that SRS shouldn't be banned because it would negatively effect cis people that want to have it.

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u/DingoLaLingo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 18h ago

god we better not still be debating the legality of gender affirming care in 60 yrs 😭😭😭

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u/LucyShortForLucas 18h ago

Eh, at this rate the total world population at that point will be like 15 100+ year olds served by a billion ai sex bots drone striking each others' data centers as the last remnants of natural life burn to a crisp outside their bunkers.

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u/gwanddawd123 Girl-like entity plays Fire Pro Wrestling. 5h ago

People are gonna be debating about weather or not minorities deserve rights until the heat death of the universe.

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u/pinksparklyreddit I wear diapers with miniskirts 12h ago

Genuinely, this is kinda my opinion in a roundabout way.

The existence of genderqueer people actively improves the quality of life for cis people since it challenges the notions of gender that restricts them; femboys are much more accepted now than when I was a kid in large part due to the trans movement, for example.

Obviously trans people deserve their rights for themselves, of course. I just think it's actively beneficial to everyone if they get them, not just them.

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u/Yanive_amaznive 12h ago

Yeah in general cultural progressiveness is good for everyone, white supremacy is an incoherent ideology not just because it's racist but also because it's flat out not good for anybody, including white people.

It's easier to make people hate things they are not in proximity to, having more queer people be out and happy makes it harder to hate us.

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u/Wholesome_Soup ⓘ This user is banned from politics 3h ago

curb cut effect!

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u/Clivepalmersfemdom 1h ago

ur flair is awesome,

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u/whhu234 deerboy 16h ago

I guess at least people still think it should be legal in 2086 and there’s enough left to where politics is possible 

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u/RinellaWasHere 8h ago

Yeah I have a hard stance of "do whatever you want with your body". Your cis but want to switch up your genitals or something else, like boobing or deboobing yourself? Rad, have fun. It's your body, what you do with it doesn't harm me.

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u/Alone-Ad288 Omghaiii :3​ 18h ago

I know a masc nb who had vaginoplasty.

I am really happy that today's  queers don't experience the same degree of gatekeeping that my generation did.   

I hope we can continue to destroy medical transphobia and improve access for everyone.   

Lets start by razing  Texas

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u/CaioXG002 sus 18h ago

I did not agree with you until the last part.

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u/Alone-Ad288 Omghaiii :3​ 16h ago

About the gatekeeping? When i hatched there was one guy in my province who could approve bottom surgery and it was Ray Blanchard himself.

I know access is still terrible, but holy shit we have come so far in only 20 years.

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u/CarefulSoft475 16h ago

I think they're making a joke about the other guy's comment

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u/SexWithSisyphus69 less beans 17h ago

I did not know if I agreed with you or not until I read the last sentence

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u/nmbronewifeguy 18h ago

i was with you until the last part

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u/pullmylekku delectable bussy 17h ago

I have no opinion on the last part

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u/whhu234 deerboy 16h ago

I also have a boyfriend in texas (he’s totally real guys he goes to another school)

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u/HandsOfCobalt 16h ago

there are people I love in Texas, but they will outlast Texas.

raze the nation-state, keep the rivers, forests, Big Bend, etc.

basically just get all the Dollars General (and Houston) the fuck outta there

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u/livingnuts God’s silliest clown 16h ago

Im indifferent about that last part as i dont live in the states

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu 16h ago

My boyfriend is in Texas though :(

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u/Alone-Ad288 Omghaiii :3​ 16h ago

I'll wait while you get him out 👍

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu 8h ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/Cod3broken i laugh at people below 6' :3 (she/her) 13h ago

evacuate the non-politicians and then raze Texas

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u/JazzHandsFan sus 13h ago

Not Texas! Please raze Idaho first.

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u/George_G_Geef thembo deluxe 11h ago

I agree with you on every point except the gatekeeping. It's as bad as ever.

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u/Alone-Ad288 Omghaiii :3​ 11h ago

When i hatched 20 years ago the one person in  my province who could approve bottom surgery was Ray Blanchard himself. 

It was so so much worse.

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u/Hazelnutcookiez 2h ago

Can I dip outta here first

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u/Guewara 19h ago

I cant find pussy anywhere 🤌🤌🤌

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u/DrunkS1NNER- BRICKED 19h ago

Have you tried FIBER OPTIC CABLE, high speed internet

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u/Anomaly_049 ~~:.|:;~~ 19h ago

Oh yeah? 👀👀

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u/feeldedinside 16h ago

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way 14h ago

Lotta money in dis shit

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u/Anomaly_049 ~~:.|:;~~ 19h ago

Hey what did I tell you he disappeared into the witness protection program!!

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u/Kerbal40 Luna She/ Her ~ trans rights 16h ago

God forbid... (Also, is your flair fucking Loss?)

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u/CaseAKACutter custom 19h ago

What if he got an extra penis

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u/padface 18h ago

what if it was a bottle opener

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u/BurntPineGrass “I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town.” 18h ago

One step closer to having my shark hunk husband become a reality.

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u/Few-Goat-5694 17h ago

do sharks have two dicks or something

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u/Vugee 16h ago

Sort of, they got a pair of Claspers (link goes to wikipedia with some pics)

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u/RELEASETHEWRAKEN 196's only straight¹ cis² man³ dom⁴ top⁵ 16h ago

Technically they're called claspers, but yes! Shark reproduction in general is incredibly interesting and diverse, many species are some form of ovoviviparous, with the eggs hatching inside the mother before they're laid. Sand tiger sharks in partial have two uteri, and the first egg to hatch in each one eats all its siblings before they're born

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u/Bowdensaft The Last Cumbender 18h ago

Hawt

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u/Cultural_Concert_207 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16h ago

Where's that person from a couple days ago on here who said "passing femboys don't exist because no cis person would ever alter their body that much"? I hope they see this post.

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u/Plushie_Holly :3 16h ago

I didn't see that comment but it's very funny to me as someone who's been a 5'3 femboy with long hair and a high voice. I eventually actually transitioned, but strangers regularly assumed I was a woman for a good 8 years before I started.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 11h ago

That's amazing! Just one tiny, miniscule lil question

HOWWWWWWWWWWWW (please tell me your secrets I wanna pass pre-hrt so bad)

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u/yggisnotontree 41m ago

Genetic lottery, at most. I was never on HRT but I identified as a FtM for years and was pretty passable as a teen boy. Now I pass as a teen girl while I am a decade older than that.

You need a certain face structure. For me, it is a combination of masculine eyes and high facial neoteny. Look up QOVES on youtube, you'll understand what I am talking about.

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u/Poco_Cuffs 38m ago

Any way to change that outside of FFS?

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u/Pengu-Link 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 13h ago

what an odd statement lmao

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u/APKID716 custom flair 17h ago

This guy?

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way 14h ago

He looks like a Big Pussy to me

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u/StoopidGit Smarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness 13h ago

I CAN'T FIND PUSSY ANYWHERE!

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u/Beezybeezybeezybeezy Iszy Bee 🐝👻 Seasonal stoop threatener 19h ago

Like him? I love that man...👿

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u/Dakoolestkat123 Art is humanity 15h ago

As a bodily autonomy enjoyer I’m popping tf off at this information

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u/Dronizian 11h ago

A couple days ago I saw a post about a cis gay bottom who got bottom surgery just because he was tired of cleaning out his ass every time he wanted to get railed.

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u/BlueSkyPeriwinkleEye 8h ago

Can you find it and link it? Sounds cool

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u/Dronizian 3h ago

Can't find it, but tbh I repeated most of the tweet in my comment already lol

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u/FillerText908 Holy Preacher of the Ky-ble 17h ago

And welcome back to another episode of will of the counceeeeel

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u/SaintSchultz 15h ago

Ball knowledge. Drove me insane how Jordan kept referencing uncle pussy lmao

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u/SenselessJoy land value tax would fix this 15h ago

Based! Now all we need is cis man top surgery

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u/kyleawsum7 It that kisses it's boyfriend 15h ago

yeah this happens a whole lot actually, sometimes dudes do just grow tits or pecs too tit-like for their comfort and a lot of the time they get rid of them, partially genetic. i wouldnt be surprised if there were more cis men who have gotten top surgery than trans men like genuinely.

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u/SenselessJoy land value tax would fix this 14h ago

I meant implants, not mastectomies

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u/MothShapedAlien 13h ago

there is a cis guy with implants in an episode of botched here so cis man top surgery is real

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u/SenselessJoy land value tax would fix this 13h ago

Financially I think he's insane but his joy for living is unmatched, 10/10 guy

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u/cannonangel Fix your hearts or die. 14h ago

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u/Pengu-Link 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 13h ago

highkey based

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u/SenselessJoy land value tax would fix this 13h ago

Yooooooooooo

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u/ParadoxicalAmalgam 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 9h ago

His name is Old Gregg and it's called a mangina

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u/kyleawsum7 It that kisses it's boyfriend 15h ago

omg oomf!

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u/kakucko101 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 12h ago

czechia mention 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

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u/Botto_Bobbs floppa 8h ago

Based as hell, fuck the gender binary

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u/izyshoroo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1h ago

Genuinely, unironically, good for him

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u/nekosissyboi 9h ago

This gives me... ruminations >:3c

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u/violet_rags 7h ago

If the terraria gender change potions were real, i'd be chugging that shit like water man

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u/moneymurdermother 4h ago

Uncle Pussy has breached Twitter Containment

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u/DittoGTI 1h ago

Can someone explain why this might have happened

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u/Drakkolynn 23m ago

Same reason i assune it happens for male dogs (yes they have to be given essentially bottom surgery sometimes.) blocked ureathra

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u/DittoGTI 23m ago

Oh that sucks for them

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u/UnhappyStrain 57m ago

so bottom surgery is just trans surgery?

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u/Drakkolynn 25m ago

I winced, i wonder if the guy had bottom surgery because of a blocked ureathra

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u/ThinnkingEmoji damn daniel 17h ago edited 13h ago

I'm sorry but all i can think of is "#aunt"

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u/LedoisPink 19h ago edited 10h ago

Denial

edit: i made a lot of people mad with this one, not my intention. I just find it hard to understand why a guy would get a vagina for anything other than gender-affirming surgery. which if that's not the case, it then seems like a act out of novelty. so it's easier to believe that they actually just dont understand what's going on in their mind enough and are too afraid to say they're actually trans. idk man people can be unique.

edit2: educate me

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u/SomeToxicCloud 18h ago

Quit it

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u/LedoisPink 10h ago

i wasn't trying to be toxic.

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u/Ian1240 19h ago

The river in Egypt

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u/30m1 8h ago

Gender doesn't equal genitals.

As a trans guy, I've seen a lot of trans guys who liked their vaginas & didn't want phalloplasty. So why can't a cis guy prefer having a vagina?

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u/LedoisPink 7h ago

I know gender doesn't equal genitals, it's all aesthetics. But it NORMALLY implies they weren't comfortable with their assigned gender to begin with to be able to undergo something so life altering.

At that point when gender identity isn't their concerns, does it not simply become body-modding?

At that point it's whatever. 

Ftm still happy with their vaginas isn't the same as a cisguy deciding they want a vagina. There's far more considerations when it comes to change than it is to maintain what is.

It's nobody's business anyway and people can and should have bodily autonomy. 

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u/Pengu-Link 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 13h ago

no one likes you

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u/LedoisPink 10h ago

you can be upset with me, i didn't intend for it to sound transphobic, if it did at all.