r/2westerneurope4u • u/spa1teN At least I'm not Bavarian • 10h ago

Seriously shit. What's going on up there Pekka?

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u/funky-l Basement dweller 10h ago

Stop the fucking self censorship you useless cunt! see, you can swear on the internet, its fine

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 9h ago

He is probably a yank in disguise with that fucking self censoring shit fuck

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer 6h ago

Think it’s more just kids everywhere who have been infected with TikTok brain. In fairness to the Yanks, that’s not one of their apps

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u/westerschelle Born in the Khalifat 5h ago

Kids who use TikTok should be ostracized as well to be fair.

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u/Boamere Barry, 63 3h ago

Turning them into perfect little puritanical consumers

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer 2h ago

Not specific to the US, sadly

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u/Boamere Barry, 63 2h ago

Oh yeah I know

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u/MyAntichrist Basement dweller 5h ago

Yes, also why is he acting shocked at the most vanilla stuff I have ever read about, that's not a typical European reaction.

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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy 9h ago

I do censor p*lestine though

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u/Bronek0990 Bully with victim complex 8h ago

We know you're a yank in disguise, no need to flaunt it

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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy 8h ago

No you

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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy 7h ago

I like Israel and I think h*mas sucks 🙂
Putin sucks too, by the way

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u/AngevinMatthew Former Calabrian 7h ago

Somebody get this savage out of here

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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy 6h ago

I don’t like P*lestine supporters like at all 😏

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u/Jean_Luc_Dikard Anglophile 6h ago

You are literally the only person talking about it you muppet.

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u/AttentionLimp194 Flemboy 4h ago

If you enjoy p*lestine you’re a putin-loving muppet 😀

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u/Svedopfel Pfennigfuchser 10h ago

Oh fuck, how I hate this shit, we're not on Instagram or worse.

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u/spa1teN At least I'm not Bavarian 9h ago

Stole it from there lmao

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u/spa1teN At least I'm not Bavarian 9h ago

In already censored form

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u/KevlarToiletPaper Bully with victim complex 8h ago

Uncensor it then. Add some extra swearwords for good measure.

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u/_Charles19 Sheep lover 7h ago

One we can all enjoy

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u/KevlarToiletPaper Bully with victim complex 7h ago

God-damned fucking hero 👏

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u/nerdpistool Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 7h ago

Tyfus

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u/BarBryzze Savage Slayer 7h ago

Kolere. But under no circumstances say "kanker" or Jan will have a meltdown about how his neighbour's sister's brother-in-law's hairdresser's mom had a friend who's uncle suffered from cancer once and thus using it for swearing is inappropriate.

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u/nerdpistool Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 3h ago

Swearing with diseases is only appropriate if only poor people in Africa can get said disease

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u/GinkgoForest420 Addict 5h ago

Those Jans are kankersukkels tbf

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain 2h ago

You can't use cancer as a swearword, I'm still traumatized by my grandmother's passing. She died after she cancered down the stairs.

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u/sabayoki [redacted] 9h ago

orwellian level dystopian shit

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u/ITakeMassiveDumps Quran burner 10h ago

Swear is fine. Fr*nch is not.

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris Thief 5h ago

I thought those were Finnish accents

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u/esdaniel Oppressor 8h ago

For fucks sake I fucking hate it, these bitches need to grow a pair!

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u/goedemorgen26 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 10h ago

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u/_Wastrel Side switcher 8h ago

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u/Orgganspender WW Initiator 7h ago

good bot

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u/notcomplainingmuch Viking Line worker 10h ago

Way to ruin a sauna. Pissing on the stones is another. Typically an activity for 13-15-year-old idiots.

In the old days the culprits were taken behind the outhouse and finished off with an axe. ('The old days' being last week or so.)

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u/MrBombastic21 South Macedonian 9h ago

"Finished off"

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u/NinjaXM Savage 7h ago

They had to be finished off somewhere and anywhere is better than on the stones.

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u/SnootyShoe Whale stabber 7h ago

In the even older days this punishment was also recorded and sent to Norway so NRK could air it to traumatise people. It was called "Finsk Fjernsynsteater" (Finnish Television Play). To this day it remains the number one reason Norwegians don't want to go to Finland. Source: NRK

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer 6h ago

My Norwegian cousin just moved to Finland.

Maybe he has a kink.

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u/SnootyShoe Whale stabber 6h ago

Or a death wish...

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u/HugoTRB Reindeer Fucker 2h ago edited 1h ago

More advanced explanation in Finland Sweish from YLE:  https://yle.fi/a/7-1134220

Apparently Finnish grammar makes them understand movement in a way so different that Norwegian gets knocked out when exposed to it.

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u/SnootyShoe Whale stabber 1h ago

Wow, that was actually a super interesting read! Thanks for sharing.

To be fair, there's one Finnish film I really enjoyed. You might have seen it too. https://youtu.be/ku1J6U71jBA

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u/MudApart1459 Sauna Gollum 8m ago

wow what an incredibly unnecessary pseudointellectual yap sesh

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u/mtaw Flemboy 1h ago

Huh.. some Finnish 70s TV was pretty upbeat.

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u/SnootyShoe Whale stabber 52m ago

Haha, wth? Why have I never seen that? I was so sure you were gonna link this classic Finnish Disco Teacher

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u/clva666 Sauna Gollum 4h ago

Even 13 is way too old for that. That's some "first time unsupervised in sauna with the boys" type of stuff. So I'd say 8-10.

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u/untakenu South East England 1h ago

Is a piss sauna possibly a Scandinavian fetish?

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u/notcomplainingmuch Viking Line worker 1h ago

It's a bit like taking a dump on a church altar. A niche thing.

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u/LentilRice Barry, 63 9h ago

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u/pleasant-emerald-906 Born in the Khalifat 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IokFXJmNx8RP7lBiyf

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u/Visible-Decision-661 Rural NPC 5h ago

Now look what you’ve done, you made Silvio cry.

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris Thief 5h ago

Look what you’ve done Pekka or Hans or both. You should be ashamed of yourselves

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS Barry, 63 10h ago

The attempted censorship is worse than what's being described.

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u/Hillbillyblues Heineken Piss Drinker 9h ago

And the words being censored are not even that horrible. I truly hate this trend.

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u/JakeLegacy Lives in a sod house 9h ago

for real, fuck censorship

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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 5h ago

It’s engagement bait and you are all falling for it…

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u/krievins Barry, 63 5h ago

I think it’s because auto mod automatically removes posts with certain keywords so this is just to avoid it

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u/_Sotanorsu_ Sauna Gollum 8h ago

This sounds like a Hans thing. I'm not saying it is bad, but something a Hans would do.

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u/spa1teN At least I'm not Bavarian 8h ago

I would

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u/spa1teN At least I'm not Bavarian 8h ago

But im half Hans, half Pekka

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u/multivitaminegummy Basement dweller 6h ago

Oh my god, it's Pekka Hansennen

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u/TobiasCB Daddy's lil cuck 32m ago

Omg Mini Peak I'm a huge fan.

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u/scrotalsac69 Barry, 63 17m ago

Fucking hell, you must have all the 'isms

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u/01watts Barry, 63 9h ago

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u/Tridentern South Prussian 10h ago

Some incel braindead edgy fan fic. Who cares?

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u/666Drachenlord666 Austrian heathen 9h ago

??? This is obviosly a joke word what are you on about

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u/Tridentern South Prussian 9h ago

Duh, No shit. Shit humor though.

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u/666Drachenlord666 Austrian heathen 9h ago

yes, because its a pic of a woman. It would be funny if its a pic of a man.

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u/Tridentern South Prussian 9h ago

? Go touch some grass

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u/SiimaManlet Sauna Gollum 7h ago

really living up to the stereotypes lol

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u/666Drachenlord666 Austrian heathen 9h ago

Bro never heard of thug humour lol. Im also not gonna touch grass.

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u/Kurkkukaali Sauna Gollum 10h ago

It's a family tradition here in Helsinki, I learned from my father, he learned from his mother etc. etc.

It really opens up your nostrils and is good for your lust of steamed semen.

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u/pixdam Redneck 9h ago

Dafuq did I just read

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u/DeeJKhaleb Sauna Gollum 9h ago

its true.

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u/turtleenjoyer123 Western Balkan 7h ago

This sub needs some Portuguese Jesus

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u/Pedro80R Failed colonizer 6h ago

Amen Brother! Spreading the Faith since 1415!

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u/Eligon-5th Whale stabber 19m ago

Portuguesus if you will

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u/buffhottie69er Aspiring American 8h ago

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u/death_by_cormorant Barry, 63 8h ago

The only thing that should be censored there is the yank spelling.

Vapour.

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u/Angvellon Basement dweller 3h ago

Why is the a censored three times? What's so bad about the letter a?

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u/Artan42 Barry, 63 1h ago

I assumed it was one of those silly Nordic letters like Ø.

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u/TomSurman Barry, 63 9h ago

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u/CrettinoBaxi Smog breather 10h ago

It must be very satisfying to ejaculate and hear your own semen frying on hot stones like an omelette in the pan. Btw I have a question for Pekka: how are farts considered in the sauna etiquette? Is it rude, neutral or just one of the many ways to enjoy?

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u/RoastedRhino Side switcher 9h ago

Do they catch fire? Now I am curious

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u/DrWahnsinn1995 Gambling addict 5h ago

No there are no flames in the sauna.

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u/RoastedRhino Side switcher 4h ago

I know, but the heating element must be hot enough... or not?

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u/darixen Professional Rioter 4h ago

I don't think it's hot enough to reach the igniting point

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u/DrWahnsinn1995 Gambling addict 3h ago

Ok if everything alligns perfect it could happen. The heating rods can reach up to 640 degrees and Methan only needs 600, but they need to reach this value and on top of it you need to bring the methan in a flamable conventration to the heating element.

Therefore you need an fart athlete in the sauna and after this you have a explosion in a small, sealed, wooden chamber…

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u/RoastedRhino Side switcher 2h ago

so you are saying it's possible

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u/DrWahnsinn1995 Gambling addict 1h ago

I say you could try it with perfect conditions, but I wouldn‘t recommend it and it will Most likely fail.

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u/unlikemike123 Anglophile 8h ago

And I'm done with the fucking internet for the weekend, sees yous on Monday lads, fucking sperm vapour jesus fuck

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u/dani184 Barry, 63 10h ago

Glasgow Kiss - Headbutt
Glasgow Smile - Making a cut from the corners of a victim's mouth up to the ears, leaving a scar in the shape of a smile

I think we need a word with Hamish as well.

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian 10h ago

Glasgow smile

So the Nolan's Joker?

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u/manjamanga Slow talk, slower walk 10h ago

Glasgow sounds lovely

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u/CuriousBlopp Flemboy 10h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/-blahem- Flemboy 9h ago

It already smelled like chlorine anyway

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u/StainedInZurich Aspiring American 6h ago

This is not true at all. A Helsinki handjob is what my uncle Jari used to give me when I visited in the summers from Denmark as an adolescent.

It is the same as a regular handjob but afterwards you cry in your room.

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u/-Hassanhof- Sauna Gollum 9h ago

I’ve never heard of this. Then again people from Uusimaa have always been degenerates.

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u/Brakina1860 South Prussian 8h ago

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u/cl3arly4B0T Side switcher 7h ago

Weht?

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u/Asatas Speed Talker 5h ago

OP has one comment on this post. bot or lazy Hans (both illegal)

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u/BarbillaCarmesi Incompetent Separatist 9h ago

Lovely tradition.

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u/Ashamed_Ad742 Flemboy 5h ago

Well, perkele

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u/Non_Alc0holic Daddy's lil cuck 5h ago

Ewww nooo

So, what does that smell like?

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u/NikolitRistissa Reindeer Fucker 4h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/RepresentativeBat531 Pizza gatekeeper 3h ago

We should bring back kinkshaming

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u/GalaxyPrick [redacted] 45m ago

So the fuckers sit in a sauna, get drunk and have a wank, subsequently inhaling their own cum vapors?

Their cardio vascular systems sure must be robust.

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u/yellowwolf718 Barry, 63 27m ago

Do I get it from her specifically?

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u/PhatPhlaps Barry, 63 10h ago

Fuck, cunt, shit, pubes, grandmas prolapsed anus in my eye

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u/Rogerjak British 10h ago

Barry, 9?

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u/cl3arly4B0T Side switcher 7h ago

I believe he's protesting about the unneeded censorship of swear words in memes (and masturbating is not even a swear word lol)

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u/MetallGecko South Prussian 10h ago

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u/MobiusNaked Barry, 63 10h ago

Finiishland