lookin' fer a place in da waagh

[u/The_False_German]

greetin's fellow greenskins, i'z is da grot known as gimpzog an' da runtherd wif wot look after me wuz killed by one of dem 'umies dat fall from da jets. da 'umies also got all me fellow grots, so i got nuffin

not one of da beakies mind ya, just some normal 'umies wif zappy gunz...

anyways, i'z writin' dis 'ere forum beggin' fer work. any self respectin' kunning orks around lookin' fer a kunnin' grot?

i'z lookin' forward ta 'earin' back soon

- gimpzog da grot

[u/something_akin]

OI, GIMPZOG! BAD LUCK ’BOUT YER RUNTHERD. GOOD NEWS IZ, DAT MEANZ YER UNEMPLOYED, NOT DEAD. DAT’Z PRAKTIKALLY A PROMOSHUN FER A GROT.

WE’Z GOT WORK. NEED A LITTLE GIT WOT CAN SNEAK, FETCH, LOOT, HOLD DA SPANNA, TEST SUSPISHUS BUTTONZ, AN’ OCCASHUNALLY FIND OUT IF SUMFIN’ IZ MINED.

PAY IZ TWO FUNGUS BEERZ A WEEK, PLUS ANY TEEF WOT FALL OUTTA GITZ I KRUMP. SURVIVIN’ DA WEEK GETS YA A THIRD BEER.

REPORT TA DA BIG RED TRUKK. IF DERE’Z TWO BIG RED TRUKKS, REPORT TA DA BIGGA ONE. IF IT EXPLODES BEFORE YA GET DERE, YER LATE.

— KAP’N GITSPARROW

[u/MinecraftGuy2000 → u/something_akin]

KAP’N DO YA WANT ME TAH GET DA PURPLE RATTLECAN FOR ‘IS SNEAKIN ‘N SCHEAMIN?

[u/something_akin → u/MinecraftGuy2000]

WOT IZ PURPLE?

[u/MinecraftGuy2000 → u/something_akin]

DA SNEAKY COLOR YOU GIT! IT SAYZ SO ON DA KAN!

[u/something_akin → u/MinecraftGuy2000]

D'EN ’OW’D YA KNOW IT’Z PURPLE IF PURPLE’Z S’POSED TA BE SUPA SNEAKY, YA GIT?!

[u/MinecraftGuy2000 → u/something_akin]

DEY PAINTED DA TEXT YELLOW SO YA COULD LUK AT IT YA ZOGGIN GIT?! ONLY DA ZOGGIN CAP’S PURPLE ‘OW DO YA TINK I LOZE IT ALL DA TIME?!?

[u/Dylansmallpp → u/MinecraftGuy2000]

DA WOT?!

[u/MinecraftGuy2000 → u/Dylansmallpp]

DA KAN THAT LETS YA SPRAY DA PAINT ON DA GITS SO DEY SNEAKY!

[u/Human-Question6210]

HURR. WELL, OI DUZ NEEDZ A NOO KLEENUH FOR ME SKWIG DROPZ. DEYZ AD BAD DOIYUHRIR EVUR SINSS OI FED UM DAT POINTY GIT.

[u/Selenite_Cults]

OI KNOW DAT ME MATE SNIKKBEAK NEEDS A NEW PET GROT TA CLEAN IS SHOOTAS N STABBAS. OI'LL ASK 'IM N GET BACK TO YA.

[u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE]

I’ve got a lead on a data entry position as a temp

Let me know if you’re interested, you git

[u/Selenite_Cults → u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE]

WHO DA HELL IZ DIS GIT, N WHY DON'T HE SPEAK PROPPA?

[u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE → u/Selenite_Cults]

I’m an ork

[u/something_akin → u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE]

IF YOU’Z A PROPA ORK, DEN TELL US, YA GIT. WOT KOLOR IZ YER FAV’RIT?!

[u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE → u/something_akin]

There’s so many to choose from it’s hard to pick one, but I guess I’d have to say green. Now sod off you sorry excuse for a Gretchen

[u/IBelieveInDrGonzo → u/Selenite_Cults]

‘E MUST BE AZ FICK AZ TOO FINGS WOT IZ PROPPA FICK COZ ‘E CAN ONLY WISPAH

[u/Dry_Satisfaction_148 → u/Selenite_Cults]

HE IS A STORMBOY. DA ALL TALKS OIK DAT. FUNNY DAT WAT DAY IS.

[u/myeyeshaveseenhim → u/Dry_Satisfaction_148]

HE'LL GROW OUTTA DAT 'N BE ROIGHT BACK TA NORMAL WIF DA BOYZ. SOMETIMES YOOFS GET A BIT WEIRD IZ ALL.

[u/Dylansmallpp → u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE]

BOYZ! WE GOTZ A ‘UMIE ERE

[u/Rappers333]

IF YOUZ WANT KUNNIN, YOUZ BEST GO WITH A BLOOD AXE! WE IZ DA MORKIEST LOT, WE IZ.

I GOTZ SUM BIG DAKKA DAT NEEDZ A GROT TA LOAD IT, MIGHT BE SOME TEEF IN IT FUR YOUZ IF WE HIT SUMFING GUD. WHAT DO YOUZ SEY, GIMPZOG?