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u/helpfulreply 5d ago

Does anybody under 50 really enjoy fake tits? I would taker smaller naturals any day.

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u/WetAndLoose 5d ago

Look fine in clothes, which is how most people will be viewing them

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u/PranshuKhandal 5d ago

i'll boycott the clothing industry

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u/Douglasaur 5d ago

they look so much better in clothes unfortunetly.

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u/dahaxguy 5d ago

For me, there's a few things I usually consider:

Are they absolutely massive such that it's obvious they're fake from a mile away?

Are they bolt-ons, or more natural (which is possible, though it requires a good surgeon and a multifaceted approach with subfascial implants and fat grafting)

Am I just looking, or am I going to be feeling them?

I'm usually on the side of "the bigger the better", but if they're obviously bolt-ons that look and/or feel bad, they're just wasted. As well, depending on the surgeon, you can have some that look great when clothed, but the skin scarring is atrocious and less than desirable when looking at them bare.

But if it's a case of where its a one night stand or SO that has them, I'd pretty much only care if it affects the way they feel to me, and the confidence they give my partner.

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u/Snjort_1 5d ago

Boobology major over here

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u/The_Original_Badman /b/tard 5d ago

This level of sexual analysis is something I wholeheartedly approve of...

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

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u/Angel_OfSolitude 5d ago

I have yet to meet someone who does.

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 5d ago

Reddit is not real life

Real people like big boobs; they don't say "Her back must hurt!" and pretend to be disgusted and horrified by the concept of breasts like upvote beggars on Reddit do

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u/Box-Intelligent 5d ago

Gotta say working in the trades and a woman with big boobs walks by it's basically guaranteed that this exact line of dialogue is how it goes

Guy 1: "woah look at her tits"

Guy 2: "her back must hurt"

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u/BlueDaka /d/eviant 5d ago

There's circles where people do but I would venture that outside if those places your average person does not fetishize them, yeah.

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u/Available-Call7127 5d ago

You heard it hear Reddit only weirdos fetishize checks notes breasts

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u/BlueDaka /d/eviant 5d ago

Not trying to kink shame your interest in plastic and silicone, but yeah most people do not like augmented breasts.

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u/Available-Call7127 4d ago

Most people say they don’t like McDonald’s but they still sell a gorillion burgers a day

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u/mushy_friend 4d ago

Lmao this reminds me of when me and some friends were discussing weird kinks back in like high school or something, and one of our friends, in the most embarrassed way possible, said he liked big breasts. Not even like cartoonish balloon breasts or anything, just regular DD's

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u/nihongonobenkyou 5d ago

Honestly I'm anti boob jobs just for the fact that people should learn to be comfortable with the bodies they've been given (with exception for medically necessary surgeries). Any kind of cosmetic surgery tells you more about someone's view of themselves than the first hundred conversations will, and women who are that obsessed with themselves are way less attractive to me.

Inb4 cope from women who still want to justify their decision as anything other than vanity

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u/CapitalImpossible640 5d ago

Do you actually think any woman would spend enough time on this sub to view your comment and then get pissed?

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u/nihongonobenkyou 5d ago

It's usually tourists, but yeah. I'm speaking from experience more than anything.

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u/Stuckinaboxxx 5d ago

You are thinking of old fake tits these days done well you won't be able to tell. Huge amount of influencers have them and you'd never know.

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u/FeverDreamingg 5d ago

This is huge part of it.

It’s like when men say “I don’t like women that wear makeup”; or women that say they don’t like men with gelled hair. When it’s done well and tastefully, you don’t really even know.

Also, like half the female “fitness/instagram models” that have large followings have fake boobs or other work done. Clearly most men don’t care.

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u/atticlynx /mu/ 5d ago

In photography it's: "I hate flash photography"

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u/FeverDreamingg 5d ago

I think it depends on the starting point. For some people with very floppy or tuberous breasts (google it) I think it can be a worthwhile investment.

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u/Dr_barfenstein 4d ago

Not sure I want to google that, ngl

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u/heathmcrigsby 5d ago

Fake tits work when the woman already has large tits and they're used to fill out and lift them up. See Ava Addams.

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u/philmarcracken dabbed on god and will dab on you too 4d ago

Its not all about size, but sometimes uniformity. Some get them and don't go up or down cup sizes, but they get 'anti sag' done and they make them more symmetrical. Maybe they also don't like their areola looking like a burnt victim.

The worst torpedo tit jobs you see are a result of capsular contracture; her immune system created a hard shell around the implant trying to kill it.

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u/EquivalentSnap d/ic/k 5d ago

No 🤢 they look terrible in porn. Stuck in place. Small ones over fake ones any day

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u/oscar_z_a 4d ago

Agreed. Small fake tits on a bbw wins any day

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u/thedudepood 4d ago

"Um do people really like big boobs i feel like only old people like tits ?🤓?"

Sorry not every guy in thier 20s is into feet some of us are still normal

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u/Iron-Fist 5d ago

P<0.001 is a pretty strong revealed preference

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7114070/

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u/System0verlord 5d ago

Makes sense.

Surgery’s a fucking lot to deal with. You’re not gonna do that unless you’re pretty damn sure it’s what you want.

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u/ThirdHoleHank92 4d ago

My wife got them after having our 4 kids and I must say, if gotten in a reasonable size they look and feel amazing.

It's only when a woman with an A cup tries to get that DD they look fucked

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u/B4S1L3US 4d ago

They’re getting really realistic these days though. Teardrop shaped implants and the correct material/size can make them basically look like naturals these days.

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u/SapiS68 /r(9k)/obot 4d ago

Lookong at them sure, idk about touching them

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u/Dirtface50 5d ago

A decent amount I suppose, but yes, most men prefer a handful, and nothing more. Especially Gen Z.

Having said that, what I'm noticing is more prevelant now is A cup and AA cup compeletly flat chested women getting them, simply so that they can participate in that area of female culture. Swimsuit shopping, bra shopping etc. Basically just girls who weren't blessed want some tits.

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u/KarmaInFlow 4d ago

Yeah theres a few idiots in every bunch

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u/FuriousKimchi 5d ago

Too much abbreviations. Someone translate

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u/Exurota 5d ago

Breast Augmentation

Facial Feminisation Surgery

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 5d ago

Is it a trains thing?

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u/home_rolled 5d ago

Trains is hard job

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u/L4MB 5d ago

my uncle is a trains man he is driver

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u/wills731 /gif/ 5d ago

How many indians has he killed

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u/BananaBully /biz/realis 5d ago

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u/Prcrstntr 5d ago

Yeah, mom wants to mog her creation

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u/Senator_Buttholeface 5d ago

Only one way to find out. Call a doctor and get your surgery on the books.

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u/Exurota 5d ago

In both senses, usually.

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u/the-big-cheese-92 5d ago

The politically correct term is locomotive

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u/MarleyandtheWhalers 5d ago

I'm still going to read it as "for fuck's sake" but thanks

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u/Redpyrobyte 23h ago

I miss three seconds ago when I thought BA meant Bachelor of Arts degree.

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u/xtheresia 5d ago

I think its supposed to imply the anon will have a surgery for their breasts to be larger and their face to be more female

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u/KaiFireborn21 5d ago

Yes but is anon male or female?

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u/ldontcares 5d ago

There are no women on 4chan

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u/1stEmissaryElenwen 5d ago

🚬💩

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u/FuriousKimchi 5d ago

Ah, understood

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u/CoSh 5d ago

BA = Breast Augmentation

FFS = Facial Feminisation Surgery

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u/MrDaburks /k/ommando 5d ago

Bro said his mom will buy him fake tits and a clavicular nose job

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u/Spirit-Division /x/phile 5d ago

Im so tired of 'roons making up their zogged little fantasies and then acting like its real on here as a way of staving off their inevitable trip to st john's bridge.

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u/senkizero 5d ago

Too afraid to say it

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u/Spirit-Division /x/phile 5d ago

"If feelings_hurt:1 then: print: <witty_insult_attempt>"

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u/trainboy2k7 5d ago

garbage post

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u/-SlippinJimmy8 5d ago edited 5d ago

Best case scenario this is a fat mans fetish post

Worse case this is real and both anon and his mother look like skin walkers with plastic tits

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u/live22morrow 5d ago edited 5d ago

Reading this and knowing I have no idea what those abbreviations mean brings a nice feeling of satisfaction.

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u/Sharky-Li 4d ago

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 4d ago

What does ba and ffs even mean besides bongo acne and for fucks sake

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u/senkizero 5d ago

So funny how 4tran spaces outnumber 4chan spaces now

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