r/AFCEastMemeWar • Bills • 2d ago

Patriots Meme Insufferable I say!

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u/tie-dyeSandwhich Stevie Johnson owns Revis Island 2d ago

I’ve met more Pats fans like this

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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE 2d ago

There is no better representation of Boston than that video. They fucking nailed especially the ending.

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u/tcsuperstar Bills 2d ago

The Buffalo version would be the same, but at Tim Horton’s.

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 Livin' on a prayer. 2d ago

Ya this is more fitting. OP's pick looks like it's straight out of a Southern University frat house.

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u/testtdk Fuck the Yankees 1d ago

Yeah, not too many fucking preppies out here, unless they’re at like one of three prep schools. And god knows they’re not socializing with anyone outside of them anyways.

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u/rizub_n_tizug Patriots Custom Flair 2d ago

Yup. The trust fund kids in the meme are fair weather poons. I’m not smoking inside Mahk!!

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u/CrimsonZephyr Patriots 2d ago

Quintessential Boston right there. Legendary sketch.

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u/RaptorsNewAlpha BigDMaye 2d ago

Cut your nails DONNY!

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u/tie-dyeSandwhich Stevie Johnson owns Revis Island 2d ago

I couldn’t breath! Oh yeah, go outside and smoke

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u/Macktheknife813 Drew Bledsoe's Lung 2d ago

This is far, far more representative yea

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u/bradmarchand Patriots 2d ago

This is a heavily used reaction by me as a Boston guy.

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u/briggsy111388 The Mayeflower 2d ago

Yeah this me out in rural vermont

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u/goldxphoenix Drake Maye for MVP 2d ago

Yeah this is probably a better representation

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u/baneofthesmurf Inshallah 2d ago

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u/Fastr77 Fuck Kraft sell the team! 2d ago

Far more accurate

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u/beachwhistles Patriots 2d ago

That skit kills me

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u/Pleasant_Use_7855 All Aboard the Maye Flower ⛵ 2d ago

Real ball knowers know that this is the Princeton lightweight rowing team and are casual Giants and Eagles fans

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u/Cntrlc-Cntrlv 2d ago

Only New England fans even know what crew is

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u/Pleasant_Use_7855 All Aboard the Maye Flower ⛵ 2d ago

I'll have you know that Buffalo has a booming rowing scene. West Side Rowing Club was really really important in 1910.

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u/sviraltp7101 not soft please don't put in the newspaper I was soft 2d ago

Bad crop. Unflaired bitch. Dogshit meme.

Bills fans are back baby.

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u/sentient_coprolite In memory of Nicole Brown Simpson 2d ago

I think the wide right crop goes pretty hard. You're just hating on art you don't understand

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u/sviraltp7101 not soft please don't put in the newspaper I was soft 2d ago

You know what, that's a great point. Smartest pats fan, etc.

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u/WaitedClamp Patriots 2d ago

Always a little wide right

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u/Untuchabl Bills 2d ago edited 2d ago

After the racist NE fan that post in here I can see Pats fans are in mid season form again

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u/sviraltp7101 not soft please don't put in the newspaper I was soft 2d ago

I didn't see that but fuck that guy with a pineapple

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u/Untuchabl Bills 2d ago

I went back to ss it but apparently he delete it. Pats fans were trashing him pretty bad too

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u/nizari-spirit Bills 2d ago

what a lovely use of the English language

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u/AdJealous2784 Patriots 2d ago

Bills fans and abysmal memes… name a more iconic duo.

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u/BeigeVelociraptor AND WE'RE THE NEW YORK JETS 2d ago

Bills kickers and "wide right".

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u/RandolphCarter2112 Go Go G̷̯͒̔ṟ̸̀o̸͓̐̓g̶̠̩͐̅ä̵̪n̸̜͆ 2d ago

Jets fans and the moon landing.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 2d ago

I guess this means we're a good team?

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u/NOTMACJONESBURNER Patriots 2d ago

No, no, we beat you so you’re dog shit.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 2d ago

That's true because you only beat bad teams. But we just beat the Super Team?

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u/Upnatom617 Patriots 2d ago

The rams are NOT a good team. My god that defense is WIDE open in the middle.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Wide Right 2: Bills Boogaloo 2d ago

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u/Upnatom617 Patriots 2d ago

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u/endswithnu I've handled dozens of balls over the past week. 2d ago

What is this abomination from? I'm downloading it immediately

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u/Macktheknife813 Drew Bledsoe's Lung 2d ago

What does Connecticut, aka New York annex, have to do with this?

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u/septemberxv Patriots 2d ago

I didn’t know the Pats were in the SEC

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit Ask me about my friend Cray Dell 2d ago

The last thing you remember seeing before the Rohypnol kicks in

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u/2aAllDay9556 Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Simp 2d ago

So true…for Connecticut…who are mainly Jete & Giants fans…

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u/LonelyPatsFanInVT BubbleBubble Etsy Witch Trouble 2d ago

Vermont has this problem too. Too many college kids from CT and Jersey come up here wearing trash NY team jerseys. I've been given shit in ski lodges that are obviously not in NY for having Pats gear on. It's the source of my user name.

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u/Ex-maven "River Hockey" Football 2d ago

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the most infamous New Englander yet:  The "Masshole"

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 2d ago edited 2d ago

Every CT person I’ve ever known, and I worked and went to school with people from all those stupid little Darien and new Canaan towns for a combined 10 years, the ones who are supposedly “mainly jets and giants fans”, claimed the Pats. My family in the north of CT (ew) all go pats.

How you from New England and not know what you’re talking about? Actually wait, that’s on brand

Edit: three lawyers from Fairfield county have already reached out to me with a cease and desist

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u/TerraPenguin12 Orchids of Asia Massage 2d ago

Because to be honest, the rest of New England despises people from CT. And this is exactly why

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u/MudExciting5417 Drake “Moon Man” Maye 2d ago

South western CT is pretty much just New Yorkers. They work in NYC and larp as New Englanders. Just the worst kind of people

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u/RayCrew Efton Chism’s Game Changing Celebration 2d ago

This would be a great copypasta

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 2d ago

I think hating CT is something everyone can agree on. Only thing that unites NYC and Boston

We do need automod messages like in NHLcirclejerk

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u/2aAllDay9556 Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Simp 2d ago

Okay pal except I also lived there for years, went to school there and have family there. I know one CT native who is a pats fan and my family who is from MA originally there are pats fans. All of the other CT people I knew/know there were Jete & Giants fans along with other NY sports teams. Maybe because you were in north and I was in southwest of the state. This is a known thing that CT are sports traitors. Maybe stick to what YOU know; spicy wings, breaking tables, a QB that chokes and zero rings.

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 2d ago

I have family in the north; I just told you I spent 10 years amongst the southern ones, who all go pats. ya gotta learn a little reading comprehension, my boat shoe wearing friend!

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 Fuck Bob Kraft 2d ago

Southern CT is way more New York than Boston when it comes to sports. You’re just talking out of your ass.

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u/2aAllDay9556 Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Simp 2d ago edited 5h ago

You’re right, I should take your advice on boating and yachting knowledge, sinking ship of a team and all. I bet you know a lot about the heimlich too from all that choking.

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 2d ago

You’re lashing out because you don’t know ball, but I accept you for your weaknesses, because I know you don’t know any better — being a whiny baby from CT, and all

Edit: ok his dad called me and said stop so I gotta stop

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u/2aAllDay9556 Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Simp 2d ago

Im not from CT. You don’t know NE, which is fine because you arent from here. You’re from Buffalo which is punishment enough, so I’ll let you think you got me bud, best of luck to you 😂

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 2d ago

Oh I never said where I was from. Myyyyyyy family was actually one of the oldest in MA. You’re a visitor in my colony. We’re in the history books that you read in school. We killed witches. I know NE ball lmao

We just moved away in the early 1900s when we realized the pre-belicheck patriots were fraudulent, and a stupid fucking witch told us the bills would be in the Super Bowl 4 times by end of century. Real monkey paw.

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u/2aAllDay9556 Drake “Drake Maye” Maye Simp 2d ago

Okay man I mean I have ancestry from the Mayflower so I win. If the pre-Belichick Pats are a fraud what so you call a franchise that’s never won a ring? Choosing to be a Bills fan is worse than being born in to it, ha!

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u/TheLazyScarecrow Wagons=Circled 2d ago

I hate that our families were both on the mayflower. I hope they beefed about soccer back then on the ride over. Future patriot scum

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u/ParticularSpring3628 PATS J.R. Redmond Appreciator 2d ago

Everyone from southern ct I’ve ever met was a NY sports fan. My cousins grew up in New Haven. Our whole families from Boston so they adopted Sox, pats, Celtics, but they were the odd ones out in their classrooms growing up.

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u/MudExciting5417 Drake “Moon Man” Maye 2d ago

I got a buddy from Danbury CT and he, his brothers, his father and entire extended family are Rangers, Giants, and Yankee fans. He doesn’t watch the NBA but said his dad is a fair weather Knicks fan. So sybau

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u/Snaffoo0 Patriots 2d ago

Thanks for the insight junior

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u/OldSaltFish_Ct Mark Sanchez’s Stabbing Arm 🔪 2d ago

Right so you’ve never been to Rhode Island, the cape, Boston, the ME coast. Got it.

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u/DirkDirkinson Bills 2d ago

I know a handful of people from Connecticut, all of them are Pats fans. One of them is probably the most die hard Pats fan I know.

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u/Bring_da_mf_ruckus Bills 2d ago

Not this guy! Go bills 

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u/PezDOY Future Ram Josh Allen Fan 2d ago

Connecticut isn't even part of New England to most New Englanders. We just see as New York's spoiled little brother.

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u/slopezski Drake Maye enjoyer 2d ago

Have you ever even met or seen a New Englander?

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u/LonelyPatsFanInVT BubbleBubble Etsy Witch Trouble 2d ago

I feel like OP got this from stereotypes of people on Martha's Vineyard or something.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fix3135 Tank Time 2d ago

Maybe the boarding school and college crowd that become/pretend to be pats fans when they’re there. Most NE fans I knew were nothing like this though and I was stuck behind enemy lines for 5 years.

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u/Glenliven Bills 2d ago

I think you’re taking it too literally. It was meant to be more about the attitude than the clothes.

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u/CrimsonZephyr Patriots 2d ago

Country club types from Stamford (and those weird guys up in Chicopee who are still in the New York media market) are probably Giants fans, lol.

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u/BobSagieBauls Darrell Revis for Patriots HOF 2d ago

Me when I’m in Newport

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u/WeCameAsLogans Matt Cassel Hit Me In The Face 2d ago

Being flairless is yuppie bitch behavior

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u/B1GD8A it's only a foot of snow 2d ago

It’s at the top, literally circled in red by the flair.

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u/sviraltp7101 not soft please don't put in the newspaper I was soft 2d ago

Literally just did that 2 seconds ago

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u/WeCameAsLogans Matt Cassel Hit Me In The Face 2d ago

It also didnt take much to realize this dogshit meme was gonna end up coming from one of the gremlins lmao

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u/Glenliven Bills 2d ago

It’s true, flared up a minute or two after I posted. Thought I had flair here.

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u/sviraltp7101 not soft please don't put in the newspaper I was soft 2d ago

You are forgiven, but you will not be granted the rank of flaired homie until your next post.

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u/B1GD8A it's only a foot of snow 2d ago

well given the fact that they immediately flaired up, sounds like y’all are gonna continue to look dumb for the rest of this post 🤷‍♂️

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u/sviraltp7101 not soft please don't put in the newspaper I was soft 2d ago

Or maybe the fact that multiple people said it immediately makes it clear they weren't flaired up at the time of posting you donut

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u/B1GD8A it's only a foot of snow 2d ago

Feel free to edit it and say he fixed it then!

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u/AmbitiousTwo22222 Bills 2d ago

See, I live in Florida, and this screams Florida Gator fans 1000%

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u/Ceasman Isotoner gloves suck 2d ago

All these guys went to Choate.

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u/ResplendentNugs Patriots 2d ago

Even the jets have a ring bills fans remember that

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u/138Cardz Bills 2d ago

Yea cause we were all born in the fuckin 60’s. Pepperidge farms forgot the Jetes had a ring.

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u/Sad-Structure2364 Woody’s Johnson 2d ago

I mean 1-0 in the Super Bowl beats 0-4, but what do I know I’m a dumb Jete fan. Honestly now a lot of fans weren’t even born during the Jim Kelly era

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 2d ago

Neither were the Bills fans?

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u/East_Refuse Jets 2d ago

At least there’s something to forget lol

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u/ResplendentNugs Patriots 2d ago

1>0

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u/tobias_the_letdown give me one before i die please 2d ago

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 2d ago

Read your own flair lol

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u/Upnatom617 Patriots 2d ago

Death becomes her.

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u/Unverifiablethoughts Jets 2d ago

Well, I’ve seen the trophy with my naked eye in person. Have you seen a Bills one? If there is anything in sports that actually doesn’t have an expiration date on relevance it’s championships.

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u/CrimsonZephyr Patriots 2d ago

You're right. Fewer living people witnessed their only win than witnessed each of your losses.

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 2d ago

I still think it’s more about how you choked 4 fucking chances in a row, have never been back, and are now choking away Josh Allen’s career. Bro still has the same AFCCG appearances as Mark Sanchez. And that wasn’t even that long ago.

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u/LawsOfEconomics Bills 2d ago

Congrats to all the Jets fans born before Jan 12, 1969. All those born after have the same number as Bills fans.

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 2d ago

Na we still got one. I’ve seen it. Where’s yours

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u/LawsOfEconomics Bills 2d ago

“We” and “yours” don’t make sense because we have neither played for—nor been on the staff of—the Jets or Bills organizations.

That said, if you weren’t alive / a fan of the Jets when they won their Super Bowl, you shouldn’t claim it as “yours.”

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u/DeputyDomeshot Jets 2d ago

Well those are short hand expressions, welcome to being a sports fan.

And you’re not an authority on who can claim what title because you can’t claim anything other than being a ringless upstate hick.

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u/Unverifiablethoughts Jets 2d ago

Thank you for admitting you suck just as much as the jets even after fudging the numbers in your favor

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u/LawsOfEconomics Bills 2d ago

The Bills organization may historically suck as much as the Jets from 1969, forward. I have personally never been part of the organization.

And it seems you don’t understand the term “fudging numbers,” unless there was a second Jets SB win that I’m not aware of.

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u/Kingindanorff Patriots 2d ago

Make up your minds, are we preppy douchebags on a yacht or blue collar scumbags smoking butts inside a Dunks?

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u/KileAllSmyles Patriots Custom Flair 2d ago

Yup we all sail daddy’s yacht right into Foxboro Harbor for every home game 🤣

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u/sentient_coprolite In memory of Nicole Brown Simpson 2d ago

Do you have yacht rock and bourbon on board? I'm there

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u/mitchellcronkin Patriots Custom Flair 2d ago

As a Patriots fan in North Carolina, y’all all missing the mark. Maybe UNC fans of Drake, maybe. But these are Panthers fans in ways regional stereotypes don’t capture.

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u/WretchedMotorcade The Moon Landing is Real. 2d ago

I just figured most Pats fans were just hicks from KC who had to put their Mahomes jersey away for a year.

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u/1One_Two2 Patriots 2d ago

Thought this meme was the Mannings at first

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u/iaeoioaio Patriots 2d ago

Those are actually tech bros at their parents Hampton Villa, which means they’re Giants fans. Which means we all hate them!

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u/Soda-Popinski- Bills. My Owners not in the files 1d ago

Chadtucket in full effect

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u/TayneIcanGitInto Patriots 1d ago

As a Connecticut resident I assure you the people dressed like this are Giants fans.

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u/PoppinfreshOG I’m just here for the comments 2d ago

Flair the fuck up

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u/Beantowndreamt0wn Patriots 2d ago

This would’ve been hilarious in 2016

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u/AppropriateWorker8 Bills 2d ago

What ring? His cock ring? Probably works at the massage parlor

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u/Dukeish Patriots 2d ago

Bills fans really revel in being delinquents from a dead end town

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u/RegularNo2213 Bills Custom Flair 2d ago edited 2d ago

Pot calling the kettle black. Pats fans are funny.

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u/Upnatom617 Patriots 2d ago

We are funny but also winners.

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u/OldSaltFish_Ct Mark Sanchez’s Stabbing Arm 🔪 2d ago

lol. For fucking real.

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u/SkunkDitchRipper Bad case of Russini Rot 2d ago

Keep talkin shit and we are gonna go to Anne Michaels party and pee on everything.