r/AFCEastMemeWar • Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ • 2d ago

Patriots Meme Pats fans still mad about Monday

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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE 2d ago

Truly I could care less. Im too busy pretending like im not worried about the jets game coming up. That being said if we win ill claim that there was never any doubt.

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u/Jolly-One9552 Mooninite 2d ago

Couldn't care less. Unless you do mean there's some room to care even less than you currently do.

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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE 2d ago

When it concerns the bills I could always care less

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u/SteveOSS1987 Patriots 2d ago

But... but that means that you care about the Bill, because you have room to care less

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u/Creepy_Rip6730 Patriots 1d ago

My care level can continue to infinitely drop.

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u/SteveOSS1987 Patriots 1d ago

Which means that you care. You should be at rock-bottom care.

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u/hellarios852 Hope Is My Least Favorite Tradition 2d ago

I don’t think you’re saying what you mean to say lol

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u/schroedoe-baggins Bills 2d ago

Right over their short head

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u/Jolly-One9552 Mooninite 2d ago

I was trying to help my guy out but he went wide right of the point I guess

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u/No-Name-86 Patriots 2d ago

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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE 2d ago

I know but im not going to delete it. So I doubled down.

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u/jk01   Drake "The Schedule" Maye 2d ago

Most literate pats fan

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u/Salt-Southern Just doin my job Fuck I.C.E. 1d ago

Lol...not understanding grammar, but pretending you can correct someone else's. You couldn't be less correct in your failed grammar nazi post. Typical Buffalo educational system output.

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u/Chumlee1917 OP delivered, unlike the Jets, Bills, or Dolphins 2d ago

It’s not the jets who got me, it’s the bears because are we getting the Ben Johnson who’s an offensive genius or the Ben Johnson who got beaten by the Packers on Sunday 

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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE 2d ago

Im not worried about the bears at all. Our defense is excellent and tends to heat up as the season goes on. Drake will throw all over them and I think well get enough stops to win. That being said itll still probably be high scoring

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u/Sox_N_Bills Bills 2d ago

This is the insane thing, how has the Patriots defense been this good for 25 years. It doesn't matter who the coach is, who the players are, somehow they're always fuckin excellent.

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u/DoctahFeelgood ITSGONNABEMAYE 2d ago

Well Bill could make any defense excellent. When Vrabel started we had the pieces. We just needed a great coach to put them together. That being said we did not expect our edge rushers to be very good this year.

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u/NickelCitySaint Bills 2d ago

Based!

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u/WilmaTonguefit Mayebe throw the ball to your own team 2d ago

I think we were more upset that our memes went to waste than anything else

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Relatable 

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u/pennant_fever Patriots 2d ago

I’m most upset that I’m still tired after staying up after my bedtime…for the Rams to suck.

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u/Duckaneer Rochester Native 2d ago

bills fans are so obsessed with their fathers. you’re grasping at straws here, OP

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u/balancingsurvival Patriots 2d ago

*Bills fans still mad about every season ever

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u/jbjr3 1d ago

Ive got socks older than you kid

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u/balancingsurvival Patriots 1d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Pocket_Sevens I hate screen passes 2d ago

Pats truly had a win win hate watch. Either a division rival loses or an overblown “super team” with 8 total fans loses

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u/Epyon1542 Smoking fat Doubs 2d ago

I mean I was kinda hoping that when they flipped the coin it would somehow blow up taking out both teams.

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u/00Fart Despair 2d ago

How mad are they going to be after blowing this game against the Jets?

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u/IlluminatiConfirmed Patriots 2d ago

Mad enough that this meme would actually make sense

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u/Tullyswimmer The only NY team 2d ago

As a Bills fan, I desperately hope that you find a way to lose to the Jets. It would be the funniest thing to happen in the AFC East in several years.

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u/ImagineDraginDisDick 2d ago

The funniest thing? You’re too young, lmao.

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u/GravyPainter Patriots 2d ago

If we die we die. The memes will be honored

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u/Machomandalf90 Only Team in NY 2d ago

I don't think the Jets are that much of a joke anymore TBH. Losing 1 score games to Detroit on the road and GB are not the worst losses right now. David Bailey seems like a freak. Good RB, great WR

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Im putting together my charms and grimoire just for yall 

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u/Well_Dressed_Kobold Patriots 2d ago

….yea, when you put it that way it was pretty great.

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u/evolvolution Patriots 2d ago

Good point. I got to watch Josh pout on the sideline for a bit AND Sean McVay screw the pooch.

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u/RCM19 18-oh no 1d ago

Pretty much where I fell. Fuck LA generally, and I needed Allen to get me about 25 to win.

Though he hit that mark right before the Cook fumble so if thicker kicker hadn't have been blocked it would have been hysterical.

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u/TheGza760 The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo 2d ago

I dont get it

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u/BlindSquantch Spice Melange 2d ago

They think we’re mad because they won.

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

The Nantucket red shorts meme was my inspo since so much back and forth about that’s not what pats fans are actually like 

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u/testtdk Fuck the Yankees 23h ago

We are? I couldn’t care less.

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 23h ago

It’s Saturday 💀💀💀

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u/testtdk Fuck the Yankees 23h ago

Uhh, ok? Still don’t care.

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u/Pretend-Doughnut-675 Patriots 2d ago

Only because the Rams kicker was painful to watch.

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

It’s nice to see someone bad at their job actually get fired 

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u/bigchefwiggs ChizzingMyPants 2d ago

Here for the meaningless pissing match between artistic table breakers and Mossad agents as they compete for most NFLs most regarded Reddit fan base

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

You might be the first person to get it in the whole thread 

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u/EnglishSteven 1d ago

Chizzing, artistic, regarded. Fucking hell. If Ned Flanders was a ticktok edge lord...

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u/jmay111 Patriots 2d ago

Bc a few Pats fans jumped the gun? Remind me who won in Buffalo week 4?

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Wasn’t me 

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u/stankboy319 Bills 2d ago

Can’t remember. We’re on to Vegas

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u/Upnatom617 Patriots 2d ago

Been there. 45'd that.

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u/pitb0ss343 Maye be need therapy 2d ago

Hey, that’s our thing

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u/stankboy319 Bills 2d ago

That was the joke, but I guess it didn’t land too well lol

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u/Soda-Popinski- Bills. My Owners not in the files 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6mJwy3P5MmlHqUTHRs
A second joke has hit the sub sir

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u/pumpkangs Patriots 2d ago

So glad patriots clapped them in front of everyone

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u/BlindSquantch Spice Melange 2d ago

Wait why do you think we care?

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u/KileAllSmyles Patriots Custom Flair 2d ago

I loved the bills game actually. Bills defense in full turnstile mode is always a great watch.

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u/Upnatom617 Patriots 2d ago

And honestly, the rams d kept opening the middle.

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

I enjoyed that the lack of McD is showing Brady and Leonard’s flaws on defense tbh 

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u/DogFoodMoney-Spent Prayers For Damar 2d ago

Still victory lapping about the Rams game lol already won your 2026 SuperBowl 🎉

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Correct 

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u/DogFoodMoney-Spent Prayers For Damar 2d ago

This is up there with the Sabres memes last year ....after losing to Denver in the playoffs

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

We’re too drunk to get it right 

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u/Mind_Tour9567 2d ago

Do the Bills fans ever stop thinking about the Patriots at any point?

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Flair up pussy 

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u/CrimsonZephyr Patriots 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pClNMWJOnV5ksycG3v

Apart from watching the Rams like this, I had no further reaction.

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u/MudExciting5417 Drake “Moon Man” Maye 2d ago

I must have missed that memo. I stopped giving a shit about Buffalo after Effing “Your Mom” Chism III sealed the deal at Skidmark Stadium.

But hey i’m glad to know a couple pussies who deleted posts that aged poorly got under your skin so much.

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u/Gr33n_Sh1ft Drake Maye reached the Super Bowl before Josh Allen 2d ago

Nah I was pissed on Monday night. Since then I’ve just been looking forward to dropping 50 on the Jete this weekend.

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u/SubstantialStick8149 Patriots 2d ago

bless your heart

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u/Cuzndwyne Patriots 2d ago

I think you need this to be true. Embarrassing.

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u/Fastr77 Fuck Kraft sell the team! 2d ago

I'm mad? News to me lol

That was a fun game. Rams deserved the loss after barely being in FG range with a shit kicking and settling.

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u/bastardofwinterhill I fucked this up-BB 2d ago

Nah man we’re still riding that high from two weeks ago.

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u/Baconpwn2 Patriots 2d ago

We're not mad.

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u/AGazillionBeersLater Never Forget 9/11/23 2d ago

this subreddit is basically just for patriots and bills fans at this point

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 Livin' on a prayer. 2d ago

Na, most have moved on. I suggest, OP, that you do the same.

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

I’m still crying in 1992 

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u/Fickle-Molasses-903 Livin' on a prayer. 2d ago

I had to look it up in 1992 because I obviously don't follow the Bills.

The Bills qualified for their third straight Super Bowl appearance but suffered their third straight loss, this time falling to the Dallas Cowboys 52–17.

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

And then the following year 😩

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u/StretchMother9627 Pats 6💍-AFCE 3 💍 (Bills 0) 2d ago

Yeah I’m still mad about an October bills vs rams game, 3 days later on a Thursday

Please

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u/Tupsbub Russini-d Somebody to Love 2d ago

No, we’re mad about Operation Cinder

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u/missimudpie Vrabel to win now 2d ago

Patriots beat y'all so bad last week😂

Cope

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u/FestivusRestOfUs Bills 2d ago

Billy Bonesaw!

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u/sentient_coprolite In memory of Nicole Brown Simpson 2d ago

Stayed up until midnight for some bs and gotta tread water against the Jets next. No excuse to be grumpy and rude to the dunkin drive thru workers though

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u/Diabusty Who? Marcus Jones! 2d ago

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Appreciate you 

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u/AddictedToTheWeb "The Schedule" is actually a badass sounding nickname 2d ago

I mean, I was rooting for a tie while hatewatching. Sure I don't want the bills to win, but them losing gives our victory over you guys less credence. a tie still would have given us an edge for winning the division, and I'm no fan of the rams either. Plus it would have been the funniest outcome. Considering we got past two possessions in OT, we were pretty damn close, can't really be upset about it.

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u/sek52 Bills 2d ago

Putting aside the content, I absolutely love this SNL sketch -- perfect for the Dad in me who has a fridge full of beer that's....'fine' but I never want.

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u/Baron_von_Goldrock Wyvern "Wyvern Maye" Maye 2d ago

This guy still jorkin' it since Monday, apparently. Slow down, bro, there are other games for the Bills to barely win.

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u/someotherguyinNH Patriots 2d ago

What happened Monday? I'm still enjoying the glorious Sunday we just had.

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u/No_Connection_5257 1d ago

What happened Monday?

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u/stank_underwood I Love Drake Maye 2d ago

What happened on Monday

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u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Russini's bastard child 2d ago

Wtf happened Monday?

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u/bigatrop Patriots 2d ago

I think you mean, Bills fans staying up at night thinking about how much Pats fans think about them. But in reality, we don't think about them at all. We're on to the Jets.

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u/Kingindanorff Patriots 2d ago

Oh no dude does this mean if the Pats had beat the Rams on MNF you’d still be thinking about it on Thursday? That’s so depressing

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

I’m really amused by how many people came here to tell me they’re unbothered all because I wanted an excuse to post bill burr crying into a Sam Adams 💀💀💀 

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u/Kingindanorff Patriots 2d ago

Meme was burning a hole in your pocket because you thought you’d get to post it last week huh

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

Nope, it’s because someone posted guys in Nantucket red shorts this morning saying they were pats fans and I’m like naw, it’s this version 

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u/Kingindanorff Patriots 2d ago

lol Billy boy is a much better example of a Pats fan I’ll give you that at least

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u/Cautious_Explorer_33 My QB > Your QB 2d ago

I hope the whole division comes down to our next game with the Bills and we put them away ourselves. See you soon!

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

👹🧚✨ hexed

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u/Cautious_Explorer_33 My QB > Your QB 2d ago

<Reverse hex> see how easy that is?

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u/yourmomdotbiz Mafia Etsy Witch 🧚 ✨ 2d ago

casts reflect

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u/Old-Western5435 2d ago

Eh, not really. I actually even like you guys over the rest of the nfl. I only dislike you when we play each other. AFC East supremacy.