True King of The AFCEast

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[u/Quantum_Scholar87]

Mark Sanchez has more stabbings than the Bills have rings

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And more road playoff wins than Josh Allen

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Probably more OT wins too but I'm too lazy to check that stat

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Sanchez is somehow 4-2 in the playoffs while averaging less than 200 scrimmage yards per game in the playoffs… I can only imagine what it’s like to have a competent defense

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Those are Drake Maye numbers. MVP worthy

[u/Unverifiablethoughts → u/JitteryFox1317]

His rookie year brings it down a bit, he was a difference maker in the 2010 run.

[u/Superflymcshasty → u/JitteryFox1317]

The Bills consistently had a top 5 defense during the McDermott years so you don’t have to imagine. I’m sure Bills fans erase that from their minds like everything else that might make Allen look bad

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Top 5 regular season defense. Really bad playoff defense.

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Not the most stabbings by a player on AFC east teams though.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/New-Acanthisitta-641 → u/Quantum_Scholar87]

Pretty sure the Bills have more stabbings than Mark Sanchez.

Checkmate, Bitch.

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[u/scipper77 → u/Quantum_Scholar87]

Not if you count suffering, or complianring about the refs.

[u/Bubbly_Preference_24]

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The man is an artist.

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All publicity is good publicity

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The only legitimate response

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Happy Buttfumble Day to all who celebrate 🎉

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I’m always celebrating it

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In this house, we celebrate the Butt Fumble every day.

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The Ole 2 cheek sneak didnt work that day

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Tush push beta test. Later versions were updated to put the player behind the QB instead of in front.

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Lets try to run right into Vince Wilfork. Yea thats a good idea...

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Career butt fumbles: 1

[u/dgtbfan]

Same Conference Championship record as Allen.

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Yea fuck OP for not including that.

[u/Flanagan1275]

I thought you where screwing with me on the TD/INT stat line. Didn't thinknit was that bad, but damn, his stat sheet is something to behold, haha.

The Sanchize

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It’s a pretty standard jets qb ratio. We like balance

[u/rapidstandardstaples]

<i>*career arrests so far</i>

[u/Armamore]

Grade A shit post right here.

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[u/Elwalther21]

Not going to lie, this one makes me mad since it's the only way Rogers got a ring. No way we're the 14-2 Pats losing to the Packers

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We might not have gone all the way but it feels good that we were the only real challengers to you in the division during the Brady era, even if it was just temporary

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Rex Ryan made a team to beat the Patriots which had mixed results elsewhere. Kudos to him for going all in on that goal.

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He assembled a good group of foot soldiers. Always put their best foot forward. Gotta give it to him.

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TONS OF FUCKING FEET AND TOES

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Remember when the Bills tried it too by spending $250m on their defensive line and then were hot garbage?

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Mario Williams?

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"All in on one goal" is a hell of a cope to just saying the Jets were pretty good for about 3-4 years

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You guys had two winning seasons under Rex... What do you mean cope?

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I don’t think it had mixed results elsewhere lol. I think we had a dogshit QB. Ryan’s defense were consensus rank 1

[u/Elwalther21 → u/DeputyDomeshot]

Solid defenses, but I mean...4 seasons in a row missing the playoffs going 4-12 his final year. That's not screaming success.

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crazy thing is that Sanchez is still better than any QB that has come after

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Like the 17-0 Pats lost to… checks notes…. checks again to make sure seeing right……..Eli Manning

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Really? GB came within an easy Woodson drop of what would have been a clear pick 6 of beating the Pats without Rodgers. Nobody was beating Green Bay in 2010.

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Obviously Dan Connoly was returning more punts in a rematch

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Lol you probably would have lost let’s be real. Prime Rodgers was better than anyone else. Anyone.

Also who cares if you’re 14-2 lol. Don’t you remember when you a lost a SB at 18-0?

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This was in 2010 Rogers wasn't prime yet. The defense carried them a bit in the playoffs.

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Also 2010 was Brady's second MVP

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Brady wishes he had a highlight with that level of fame

[u/CaicedoBrickWall]

You forgot him being hyper aware of the New Jersey age of consent and taking full advantage of it

[u/dudemanjack]

JP Losman, Ryan Fitzpatrick, EJ Manuel, Trent Edwards, and Tyrod Taylor also never lost to Tom Brady in the playoffs.

[u/OldSaltFish_Ct]

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