r/ANGEL • u/TrueAidooo • 10d ago

Cordy and Willow chats

I like to imagine Cordelia and Willow still talk on the phone like when Harmony first showed up. Not really like friends. Mostly just Cordy complaining until she says something that offends Willow so she quickly changes topic and asks about Willow.

Mid to late season 3 Ats

Cordelia: "And when Darla showed up she did not look great. I'm talking total junkie with the ratty hair and sunken eyes. Like eurgh. I know she's a demon but c'mon."

"Oh? Really?"

"Well, uh, how's Tara?"

"Oh..."

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u/Moon_Logic 10d ago

Cordelia calling Willow to fill her in on the Greenfield lesbian bar saga, but in a very homophobic way, until Willow reminds her she's gay.

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u/Seed0fDiscord 10d ago

Willow: Cordelia? Didn’t you die in a coma? What’s going on?

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u/Seed0fDiscord 10d ago

I also imagine this bit

Cordelia: Hey, so I just got fired, like we all did…

Willow: Holy shit, what?!

Cordelia: I would explain in detail, but Angel and his baggage. But if I tell you, you’d tell Buffy, and she obligated to come over, and we’re already dealing enough from his ex as it is—

Willow: Ex?!

Cordelia: Long story, just promise me if you ever train an army of flying monkeys, just steal some evil lawyers or drop a house on them, or whatever happens in Oz. Caio!

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u/questingquiche 10d ago

I pictured this scene so easily, I'm going to replay it in my head until I believe it's canon.

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u/Seed0fDiscord 10d ago

Tara [brushing her teeth]: Tell her you’re gay yet?

Willow: No. Every I try, chaos just overwhelms on her end, and the then she’d accuse me of making it all about me after she gets a whammy of the big oh no!

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u/Little_turd_ 7d ago

This is genius 😂

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u/Beautiful_Prior_5062 8d ago

Yeah they really should have done that more. Missed opportunities because we cant or dont want to give more of those moments space.