r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 28d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/-Gumbercules 28d ago

This is the picture I send my dad for his birthday every year. His birth weight was 13 lbs and he was born in a rural Mexican hospital in 1956. I never got to meet his mom, my grandma, but I can only imagine giving birth to an absolute unit of a baby without any epidural in a non air-conditioned hospital in 100 degree weather was absolute misery.

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u/Intelligent-Fuel1485 28d ago

Wtf is that profile pic

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u/smartwatersucks 28d ago

It's not porn, it's a nude egg from their game they won

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u/icantaccessmyacct 22d ago

That's an emoji butthole.