r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KEN_000 • 4d ago

/r/all of a roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy

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u/Dunothar 4d ago

Rule number one: NO NOT OPEN REDDIT WHILE EATING A SANDWICH ☠️

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u/GhostingTheInterweb 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41JRUykiLHXEEmHu

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u/DiscoDaimyo 4d ago

I love the maggots instead of rice in this movie. Watched it as a kid and have never been able to eat rice crispy cereal and milk since.

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u/youburyitidigitup 4d ago

I’ll do you one better. Do not open Reddit after having eaten wild mushrooms that you foraged.

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u/Intrepid-Discount987 4d ago

Rule number two: DO NOT OPEN REDDIT WHILE DRINKING COFFEE

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u/silentwalker206 4d ago

Or while eating ramen noodles