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/r/all of a roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy

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u/Tiny-Page-6249 4d ago

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u/Character-Shelter-35 4d ago

My EXACT reaction. Bro what the fuck 

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u/Naive-Present2900 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/45Yzl4IvQdviM
The worm: put me back in the den!

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u/veryfastslowguy 4d ago

How the fuck does that get in you

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u/thenotanurse 4d ago

It’s a roundworm, so usually you drink water contaminated with worm eggs from , and they just grow inside you. The real issue is that if there’s one there are usually HUNDREDS more. https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/ascariasis/index.html

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 4d ago

Never drink water from rivers directly, despite what RFK Jr. tells you.

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u/thenotanurse 4d ago

I mean, don’t drink any water from anywhere that isn’t specifically potable. That’s how people get all manner of parasites and bacteria.

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u/EPICJAYSON12 4d ago

Why are people taking medical advice from the guy who managed to get infected with brain worms?

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u/Enyimus 4d ago

Insane in the worm brain.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 4d ago

Ah, so that explains how the worm in his brain got there.

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya 4d ago

Plague Inc moment

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u/Naive-Present2900 4d ago edited 4d ago

So many ways, only God knows what this kid put in their mouth.

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u/mark1forever 4d ago

good question, the tiny invisible eggs do, then it hatches and grows in you, you're the host.

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u/Psychonautilus98 4d ago

Face of the nurse was perfect, exactly my reaction to this video

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u/PNWest01 4d ago

What the fuuuuuuuuuu…..

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u/FJMay 4d ago

I can’t imagine having a 4’ parasitic worm just squirming around inside my body? What are the symptoms? She HAD to feel that. Around 25 years of internet, and that’s one of the most disgusting/disturbing things I’ve seen.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed 4d ago

Some parasitic worms can get much better than that too. Tapeworms from raw fish in the human intestines have been recorded up to like almost 90 feet long lol...

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch 4d ago

But I love sushi! Do I have worms in me right now??

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u/trowzerss 4d ago

Probably not, sushi fish gets flash frozen to kill parasites. So as long as it's thru normal supply chain you should be fine. Undercooked pork on the other hand...

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u/Ialmostthewholepost 4d ago

Flash frozen for 24 hours or frozen in typical home freezer for minimum one week. I'm trying to catch coho and others for some homemade sashimi this fall.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 4d ago

I've seen worms in Coho and Pink Salmon that I've caught here in the PNW. Definitely freeze those babies. And don't ever try Pink Salmon sashimi, lol.

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u/Ialmostthewholepost 4d ago

LOL will definitely freeze for a couple weeks minimum myself. I've had food poisoning from sushi before, not something I recommend. Pink that bad for sushi eh?

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u/ShaftTassle 4d ago

Have also gotten food poisoning from sushi.

Before that I thought I had had food poisoning a few times. Nope. Now I know what real food poisoning is. Sent me to the ER as I was puking blood while simultaneously (and I mean simultaneously) shitting my brains out. Severe debilitating dehydration.

Fuck that.

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u/Zesinua 4d ago

Pretty much non existent in commercial grade pork. Private farms and wild game are where you need to watch out

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u/Graf_Eulenburg 4d ago

We all learned that from Dr.House, didn't we?

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u/Resident_Course_3342 4d ago edited 4d ago

That was a good episode.

 "Wanna see something cool?" Stabs an unanesthetized child.

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u/tom04cz 4d ago

Well, these things don't tend to squirm a whole lot, they just sort of chill there latched onto the intestinal wall absorbing nutrients via their skin

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u/raspberryharbour 4d ago

That's my retirement plan too

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u/Miss_Greer 4d ago edited 4d ago

idk, have you looked at the rent on an intestine lately? I think this might be out of my reach too

Edit because I thought of another layer to the joke: 

And forget about doing it before retiring, the commute is absolute arse and the traffic is shit

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u/WeBeWinners 4d ago

You're describing my ex-wife

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u/CapAwesomeSauce 4d ago

You know the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when nervous?

Hers were a little different.

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u/King_Turduckin 4d ago

That moment when it comes out and you see the head curve back up and move around so you know it's alive...

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u/Hizam5 4d ago

Nurse jumped 10 feet back

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u/Mddcat04 4d ago

She's not getting paid enough for this shit.

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u/Hizam5 4d ago

Hell no

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u/tutike2000 4d ago

Bear in mind It takes a LOT to gross out a nurse

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u/Lambdayronix 3d ago

Nah, I mean, the day-to-day of a nurse is blood, flesh bits, vomit, shit, piss, snot, etc. which yeah, it is gross, and I respect nurses for putting up with it, but all of that are bodily fluids expected from the human body.

Pulling something alive and still fucking squirming, right after you saw it get pulled out from the mouth of a patient? Now THAT will shake anyone up.

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u/Naive-Present2900 4d ago

No shizz… looking

to creep in someone else.

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u/overloud 4d ago

Hey I refused to watch the video and went straight to the comments. And then I see this

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u/hungry4nuns 4d ago

Apparently anaesthetics don’t work on parasites. Which means while you sleep, even when you are rendered unconscious by the strongest pharmaceuticals we know of… this worm snake remains fully alert, moving around inside you.

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u/Morbanth 4d ago

Actually many antihelmintics work by paralyzing the worms so the body's own immune system can yeet them. They're also used in combos, paralytic first then something like ivermectin to flush them out.

Ascariasis is fucking horrifying but luckily it's treatable.

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u/rightbyrobert 4d ago

Can someone with knowledge explain how one gets this?

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u/K4m30 4d ago

You eat food infected with parasite eggs, or touch your mouth after touching something with a parasite. Or you eat a gas station sandwich and they rebuild you out of worm. 

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u/GarySe7en 4d ago

I saw that on the documentary show, Futurama.

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 4d ago

Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?

YO

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u/Neither_Bank_5396 4d ago

My ancestors came over on the sandwich!

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u/passingbackwards 4d ago

Contaminated water or food. This worm had a long time to grow…usually better to deworm yourself before it gets this bad…if you figure out what’s going on.

The truly horrific thing about roundworms is that they can go anywhere. You can cough them up, they can come out your nose, they can even get into your eyes.

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u/atuan 4d ago

If it’s that big how old is it in work years? It must have been in there a while

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u/thenotanurse 4d ago

Ascaris doesn’t usually go in the eyes. Loa loa will specifically infect the eyes but they are way smaller.

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u/rightbyrobert 4d ago

That’s literally terrifying! Thanks, I now have a brand new fear.

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u/TurkeySlurpee666 4d ago

You know what? Take some of that knowledge back. I didn't need all of it.

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u/jtbeith 4d ago

Thanks,. Now I want to stab every square inch of my body.

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u/Ancient_Stomach7609 4d ago

That's probably a parasite called Taenia saginata or taenia solium and the disease you get is called Taeniasis. You get this from eating raw or undercooked meat. This worm can get to up to 10 meters long and block your intestines and cause underdevelopment in children. This is nowhere close to the record longest taenia that I think is 20 meters.

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u/Rafas363 4d ago edited 4d ago

You skipped the part were if the eggs of tênia enter in the your blood circulation this eggs can go to every part of your body, especialy in your brain were the eggs become cists and stay forever.

Edit: not forever, but needs rigorous medical treatment or surgery to take out

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u/Ancient_Stomach7609 4d ago

Yeh, that is caused, if I'm not mistaken, only by Taenia solium that comes from undercooked pork, not saginata that comes from undercooked beaf. Rare disease nowadays in developed countries, but cause "healthy" adults to have seizures and the MRI scan of the brain does look like some tripophobia nightmare. Just look for it "Taenia solium cysticercosis" and you will have some nightmare fuel.

Edit: beaf over cow meat 🍖

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u/Classic_Reference_10 4d ago

Can someone with knowledge also explain, once you have this, how do you get to know that you have this?

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u/PIPBOY-2000 4d ago

The concerning thing is there are no symptoms at first. But after a while, depending on severity and location, you get them. For example, in the lungs they cause coughing and shortness of breath. In the abdomen, they cause gas, bloating, and nausea. In severe cases with tons of worms, it can stunt growth in children or cause stomach bloating.

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u/Qbertjack 4d ago

Sometimes there isn't any major symptoms, you might only know because youll find live worms in your poop

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u/N8CCRG 4d ago

Am I supposed to be digging through my poop? Or are they obvious like the alien singing "Hello my baby" from Spaceballs?

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u/UncleNedisDead 4d ago

You don’t just look back into the toilet bowl to admire your shit mountain, sticking above the waterline, and determine if it needs a poop knife before flushing?

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u/macabre-barbie 4d ago

Eating undercooked meat that's contaminated with eggs, or touching soil that's been previously contaminated with animal poop containing the parasited and eggs, and touching your mouth without washing your hands for example. How it got this big before they realized it was there though, I have no clue

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u/Qbertjack 4d ago

They're parasites and they lay eggs in animal feces, which can then get mixed into soil. If you accidentally consume something contaminated with those eggs, they'll hatch in your intestine. Most people get them from contaminated food or contact with infected pets.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 4d ago edited 4d ago

Could you imagine when you realize there’s actual worms in your body like this? I just was doing some googling, and it seems like it’s not just one roundworm. apparently the larvae travel through your blood and then come out in your lungs then into your stomach where they can grow huge. It was saying one way to know is if you start seeing dead worms in your poop. It also was saying up that billions of people get some kind of worms each year.

This is the roundworm, which infects up to 1 billion people a year. Fucking hell.

Now I just googled what’s the longest worm a human can get and apparently the broad fish tapeworm can be 30-50 feet long (9-15m) in your intestines. wtf….

Edit: anyone here in the comments ever have the displeasure of having worms? I did not think so many people got them. Although, I imagine most cases aren’t like this poor women and certain regions are more at risk.

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u/kevinnetter 4d ago

I did! 

I got pinworms. They were tiny guys that lived in my butthole and came out at night. They were super itchy.

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u/One-Earth9294 4d ago

God why am I still reading comments

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u/gcwardii 4d ago

I know

I went from a post about yesterday’s roller coaster accident to one about King Edward VII’s love chair to this

I should throw away my phone

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u/KurtAngus 4d ago

I need to go back to enjoying my night off work and play some Borderlands 4.

Ugh, this post has freaked me the fuck out.

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u/KPooped 4d ago

I dropped a pinworm out of my ass while in shower. The thing lived for several days in a cup because I was fascinated that I created a life.

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u/Chicken_Of-The_Cave 4d ago

Hahaha wtf man. Are you a man? You gave birth a beautiful worm my dude.

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u/Fluid-Prize-8786 4d ago

Wake up to an empty cup, and the jaws theme starts playing

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 4d ago

Man I have not heard of pinworms till now, and apparently several people here got them. That sounds so eerie… albeit fascinating.

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u/r2d2itisyou 4d ago

A bit different then pinworms, but hookworms used to be even worse. With no nasty winters to kill them, hookworms used to be endemic in the southern US. To the point that some old bigotry about laziness of the poor in the south is attributed to anemia caused by hookworms.

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u/Present-Perception77 4d ago

Grew up in deep South Louisiana, and my grandmother would absolutely lose her mind when we went outside and took off our shoes.. the hook worms!
We got home she would scrub our feet with Brillo pads. I still cannot get a pedicure to this day without jumping out of my skin because of the damn Brillo pads. lol

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u/gilligan1050 4d ago

Man, I guess that’s something I took for granted. Walking barefoot outside is one of the greatest things ever. Definitely a semi safe activity in Kansas. I still do it and I’m in my 40’s now. The south actually sounds terrifying from some accounts. Glad you made it to adulthood.

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u/Proper-Painting-2256 4d ago

Really common in kids. Like really common which is why doing laundry is important. Very easy to kill though - just drink some medicine for a few days and do tons of laundry.

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u/YoungLittlePanda 4d ago

Did you give him your last name?

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u/Wardendelete 4d ago

One that goes to sleep with an itchy butthole wakes up with stinky fingers

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u/pessimistic-pisces 4d ago

My kid brought pinworms home from kindergarten. I was so horrified! Had to deworm the whole family.

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u/kelpyb1 4d ago

1 billion people a year? Like actually?

If that’s the case there’s two types of people: people who have had worms and people who don’t realize they’ve had worms

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u/sacredfool 4d ago

In reality there’s two types of people: people born in wealthy regions where most food is worm free and people who were born in poor or developing regions where food is not worm free.

If most of your food comes from a supermarket you are unlikely to ever get worms.

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u/Banaanisade 4d ago

Pinworms are a never-ending nuisance in childcare in my wealthy region. I was always scared of getting them as a child because everyone else had them so often, and then I remembered that when I was in a rehab program for a few years and there were a lot of disabled people in the same programs, and the toilet perpetually had a warning about pinworms and needing to wash your hands properly.

They don't come from food, they transmit like a stomach bug. Touch something that was touched by a person with them, fail to wash your hands after, it's over.

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u/Prof1959 4d ago

RFK Jr has entered the chat

Got to get your protein!

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u/yrnkween 4d ago

I had Giardia from a water fountain in Kansas City that wasn’t properly flushed in the spring. I thought I was just pooping a lot bc I was stressed, but I went on vacation and was chilling in a hot tub and they did not like that. I ran to the pool bathroom and expelled some but not all of them and that vacation was officially over. The pain was excruciating but the shock is permanently burned into my memory.

I also had multiple intestinal parasites after a month in Southern Asia and you could see them rippling under my abdomen when I took the medication to kill them. Let’s just say they did not vacate the premises easily. It took two rounds of meds and multiple trips to the doctor with my little poop samples before I was cleared.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 4d ago

That sounds absolutely horrifying!! That would be burned into my memory also. Actually seeing them through your abdomen? That’s got to be one of your top most terrible experiences.

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u/yrnkween 3d ago

I was most afraid that I would not be allowed to get on the plane home because I was so sick and I kept breaking out into sweat. My husband told me I looked like a drug smuggler and I was struggling to stand upright at one point. My daughter was also sick and I had to clean and change her a couple times and just throw her clothes away.

It was horrible, but the lady at the airport put my family in bulkhead seats so we were by a bathroom. People let us cut the line for the bathroom because my daughter was obviously ill. The stewardess kept bringing us water and juice. People were very kind to us and once we were home and received medical care we recovered within days.

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u/westisbestmicah 4d ago edited 3d ago

I remember in Biology class wondering why the immune system has a whole branch of its military (eosinophils) dedicated to fighting worms. Then I realized that compared to the average immune cell worms are basically kaiju. And that made it pretty rad.

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u/JayBeePH85 4d ago

Thats why you have to keep your insides clean with plenty of alcohol, i recommend around 40% alcohol from known brands like johnny walker or jim bean 🤣

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u/Motor-Boating 4d ago

Tell me how this happens so I can never do that.

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u/Accidental_ 4d ago

Don’t eat uncooked meats, unwashed fruits/veg, or drink unsafe water

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u/DiscoBanane 4d ago

You can't get this from water or veg.

This is only from undercooked meat.

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u/Thra99 4d ago edited 4d ago

How do I stay as far away as possible from this abysmal atrocity?

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u/Hizam5 4d ago

Don’t eat shit. Literally

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u/Hinaloth 4d ago

Cook your food. Wash your hands.

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u/pclouds 4d ago

To be on the safe side, cook your hands as well, and wash your food.

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u/Mean_Pop_829 4d ago

Good thing she was asleep for that. Id hate to see that come from my mouth

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u/1AdultMostOfTheTime 4d ago

And then have it posted on the internet..

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u/billie-badger 4d ago

The least professional but most appropriate face ever made

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u/Ok-Communication4190 4d ago

As a biomed engineer, I was thinking “that’s just a scope there’s no…. Oh my fucking god!l

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u/Johnatron2000 4d ago

As a person with eyes, I was thinking “that’s just a scope there’s no… Oh my fucking god!”

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u/Dunothar 4d ago

Rule number one: NO NOT OPEN REDDIT WHILE EATING A SANDWICH ☠️

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u/Hairy_Comedian9630 4d ago

More like

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u/New_Advertising1483 4d ago

Man I never catch great comments when they’re fresh, like u posted 3 min ago, this is gonna go nuts

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u/KenseiHimura 4d ago

That jump at the end. She was grossed out too.

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 4d ago

Absoluteunits of NOT.

I didn't even watch. I'm eating. Fuck that.

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u/Taptrick 4d ago

Even the nurse is disgusted, that says a lot.

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u/cuntmong 4d ago

when even the doctor has a look on her face saying "what the actual fuck?" you know theres something wrong

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u/neryl08 4d ago

The nurse: Don't worry I've seen some shi...AARRGH!

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 4d ago

I need to know what that person ate to get that thing so I can never eat it again

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u/jigglytuff34 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yg3mycFkmZaQRSTBom
How does one develop a roundworm? I’m being serious here

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u/Ok_Check9774 4d ago

“Ascariasis is a disease caused by the parasitic roundworm Ascaris lumbricoides.[1][5]Infections have no symptoms in more than 85% of cases”

“Infection occurs by ingesting food or drink contaminated with Ascaris eggs from feces.[2]The eggs hatch in the intestines, the larvae burrow through the gut wall, and migrate to the lungs via the blood.[2] There they break into the alveoli and pass up the trachea, where they are coughed up and may be swallowed.”

From Wikipedia

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u/Caroline_Bintley 4d ago

I am worse for having attained this knowledge. 

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u/justthebase 4d ago

That's enough reddit for the night.

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 4d ago

It's nice when I can start watching a video and immediately know I don't need to finish it

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u/Rooney_83 4d ago

I could have gone the rest of my fucking life never seeing this, but no they had to go and make the internet. 

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u/agnorak262 4d ago

You know it's bad when even the medical professional is like WTF and cringes away.

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u/Scared-Rain-9759 4d ago

How i prevent this?

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 4d ago

Wash produce well and cook meat well. Avoid cross contamination.

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u/FaythKnight 4d ago

So if something comes out that big, does it mean there are thousands of babies still inside? Pretty sure these worms don't need a pair to give birth.

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u/Bukuna3 4d ago

Jobs done

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u/Sergi_the_machine 4d ago

Fuck ..I was disgusted, BUT THE NURSE HAD A HORRIFIC LOOK ON HER FACE

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u/strikingreflection01 4d ago

What did I just watch? That is no longer a worm, it’s already a snake!