of a tomato

[u/Weekly_Palpitation92]

Beefsteak tomatoes grow really big and stuff

[u/AuthorNo8237]

Goddamn a slice of that on a thick juicy burger would give me life right now

[u/companiontoy]

That's a 🧠

[u/Weekly_Palpitation92 → u/companiontoy]

you wouldn't be able to hold a brain, it'd be too liquidy to handle

[u/zorggalacticus → u/Weekly_Palpitation92]

It's actually not. It's soft, like a stick of butter or dense jello. You can pick it up carefully.

[u/stormbutton → u/zorggalacticus]

Correct. Source - many years of autopsies.

[u/No_Ice_3651 → u/Weekly_Palpitation92]

How do you know that??

[u/Weekly_Palpitation92 → u/No_Ice_3651]

science and shit, though as u/zorggalacticus pointed out it's more jelly-like than liquid so with care i guess you could pick it up

[u/zorggalacticus → u/Weekly_Palpitation92]

Look up an autopsy video. They handle brains all the time. It's more solidified once it's cooled. At body temp the brain is the consistency of room temperature butter. Cooled down it's more like refrigerated butter. The brain is 60% fat.

[u/foreverlegending]

That's a melon of a tomato

[u/usernames_taken_grrl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lz2BeNDXEnvhC7Awhm

[u/2Wieners_1Bun]

The tomato is voiced by Levi Stubbs

[u/No_Ice_3651]

Do you mean 2 halfs of a tomato??

[u/Weekly_Palpitation92 → u/No_Ice_3651]

two halves make one whole tomato do they not

[u/No_Ice_3651 → u/Weekly_Palpitation92]

yes but these are 2 halves not 1 whole tomato ;)