r/AdviceAnimals • • 1d ago

Katie Zacharia

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u/shifty_coder 1d ago

1 Scaramucci is 11 days, or 0.25 Trusses.

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u/ObsequiousPoker 1d ago

Finally a unit of measurement I can get behind

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 1d ago

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u/PeopleofYouTube 1d ago

Yeah but a Truss measurement was invented by the British

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u/Daxtatter 1d ago

It's the time equivalent of measuring things in "stone".

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u/chaddict 16h ago

The two of them together lasted barely a fortnight.

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u/MakoSanchez 1d ago

Have you ever considered a 'yonder'?

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u/Thrilling1031 1d ago

I can’t fathom that.

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u/ImSteady413 1d ago

That's out of my league

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u/Spamtickler 1d ago

Shoulda stadia in bed.

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u/Greizen_bregen 1d ago

By about yeah much.

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u/Lee_337 1d ago

No its knot.

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u/NeedsBetterHobby 1d ago

We won't be able to keep this up furlong

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u/lncognitoMosquito 1d ago

I can Barleycorn-tain my excitement at this pun thread.

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u/bman86 23h ago

Hang on one darn parsec, how long do we expect to keep this going?

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u/rumblebee2010 1d ago

Can’t wrap my (hogs)head around it

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u/Vehlin 13h ago

Slightly shorter than a lettuce

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u/somehugefrigginguy 12h ago

Yeah, it's nice to have a unit between lettuce and cabbage. Cabbage fractions is just so inconvenient.

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u/time_drifter 1d ago

This is what a marriage of metric and imperial produces. A system of measure, made entirely of shitty people.

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u/fotcfan17 19h ago

Not Kropogs?

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u/andropogon09 1d ago

Are you talking metric Scaramuccis or Imperial? A metric Scaramucci is 10 days; Imperial is 11.

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u/Jarvicious 1d ago

Fuck. I always mess up the conversion rate. We need to switch to metric.

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u/Thybro 1d ago

It’s imperial since now we have the KZach which is 0.45 Imperial Mooches.

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 1d ago

How many fandangos can one do in that time? Can Scaramuccie even do the fandango at all?

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u/qatch23 1d ago

Thunderbolts of lightning very very frightening me!

So what's a Galileo?

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u/HyFinated 1d ago

It's a Galileo Figaro.

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u/Son_of_Thaddeus 1d ago

Magnifico!!

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u/Morningxafter 7h ago

I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me

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u/foxy-coxy 1d ago

2.2 Zacharias

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u/MxtGxt 5h ago

I think we can round it to 1 Scaramucci = 2 Zacharia

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u/33drea33 11h ago

Isn't the Truss scale indexed to 1 lettuce?

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u/shifty_coder 10h ago

1 lettuce is more than 1 Truss

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u/33drea33 5h ago

Helpful, thank you!

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u/SlurmzMckinley 1d ago

And a Scaramucci is 0.79 fortnights.

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u/jfk_47 1d ago edited 17h ago

1Mucci = .55 Zachariahs

Edit: this is why i did so poorly in college math.

0.454 Scaramuccis = 1 Zachariahs

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u/hypo11 1d ago

You got that backwards. 1 Zachariah < 1 Mucci

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u/jfk_47 1d ago

God damn it. This is why I had a hard time in college.

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u/Navel_Gazers 1d ago

You did fine, charming

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u/kinyutaka 1d ago

Specifically 0.454 Scaramuccis

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u/JerseyDevl 1d ago

45 centimuccis

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u/hypo11 1d ago

Or 450 millimuccis, if you prefer.

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u/ConstipatedNinja 1d ago

1 lb = .454 kg

1 Zachariah = .454 Scaramucci

Weird that it worked out like that

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hypo11 1d ago

No. If 1 Mucci = .55 Zachariah that means a Mucci is only about half a Zachariah. It’s the other way around. A Zachariah is half a Mucci (approx).

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u/freerangemary 1d ago

1 Katie = 2.2 Mooch.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 1d ago

1 scaramucci is actually a negative number because he got fired before he even started.

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u/waffle299 1d ago

Americans hate the metric system, part 274

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u/monorail_pilot 1d ago

Or 2 Zacharias

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u/Vajernicus 1d ago

Or .23 lettuce

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u/e_sin41 1d ago

= 2 Zacharias

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u/Dartmouthest 1d ago

But how many Zacharias is that?

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u/Notyoaveragemonkey 1d ago

How many parsecks is that?

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u/Shudnawz 1d ago

Depends on how close to a black hole you are willing to skirt.

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u/SeanBlader 1d ago

A parsec is 3.26 light years, or 30.86 trillion kilometers. So... You're asking what the duration of a distance is.

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u/PlanningForLaziness 23h ago

Also 2.2 Zacharias, or .217 Lettuce Heads.

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u/cetootski 18h ago

1 Truss is 15 lettuce

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u/ezirb7 1d ago

Press secretary with a hilariously short tenure in the Trump 1.0 white house.

He was still there for 3x as long as the new press secretary that was just fired.

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u/hypo11 1d ago

If I recall correctly he was Communications Director, not Press Secretary. You may be thinking of Sean Spicer who was the first press secretary and was sent out to lie about the size of the inauguration audience on day 1, destroying his credibility before he could build any. As I recall he didn’t last long either. Looked it up - 6 months.

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u/throwawtphone 1d ago edited 1d ago

There are 16.636363636364 scaramuccies in a spicer.

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u/syntheticassault 1d ago

Too many decimals.

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u/throwawtphone 1d ago

Better?

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u/syntheticassault 1d ago

Much. As a scientist, too many significant figures is a trigger for lack of understanding of data.

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u/throwawtphone 1d ago

Yeah i have no clue about fuckall anymore and am just white knuckling life until the end at this point

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u/PeteTheBeeps 1d ago

That’s my boy. Keep it up ❤️

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u/qatch23 1d ago

Updooted you as a fellow scientist.

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u/whotookmydirt 5h ago

Shouldn’t it be 16.64?

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u/throwawtphone 4h ago

Probably. I am not a mathologist. Only things I have mastered baiting others and sleeping. And i have gotton so old that i pretty much have lot my grip on bei ng able to bait others anymore...ravages of time and whatnot.

I think it should round up though.

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u/arrow8807 1d ago

I loved the Spicy show. Such a train wreck.

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u/hypo11 1d ago

Melissa McCarthy crushed the SNL impression.

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u/TUFKAT 1d ago

The Easter Bunny one I friggin loved.

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

Spicer going into the bush to avoid the press at the end was truly something else. We watched that man break down over time, and it was in fact hilarious because it was a disaster of his own making

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u/amp_it 1d ago

My favorite was the day his flag lapel pin was upside down and one of the reporters asked him if he was signaling distress.

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u/ReturnOfSeq 1d ago

ITS NOT A FENCE ITS A WALL!

BOLLARD WALL!

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u/cannabisized 1d ago

he also said the economics numbers were a lie before but they're real now... they were the same reports

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u/Pumperkin 1d ago

That's his name! I told a couple friends that they should bring back the weird guy who hid in the bushes.

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u/VincentVanG 1d ago

Mooch was director, then he was shunted into a dual role as Press Sec.

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u/peaceluvNhippie 13h ago

Crowd sizes and moose lambs

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u/thunderGunXprezz 1d ago

Wait she was fired? How long was my nap?

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u/maximumhippo 1d ago

I heard her name for the first time, it seems like yesterday. And it might have been.

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u/asphaltdragon 1d ago

I saw that video of her first press conference or whatever just this morning. They blow over so fast.

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u/WifesPOSH 1d ago

Mucci was a trip.

Trump hires the best people, yet none of them can keep a job

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u/therealjohnsmith 17h ago

I love his podcast with Katty Kay

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u/compulsive_evolution 18m ago

I haven't heard it but I do love when he guest hosts on Pivot.

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u/Duke_Newcombe 1d ago

Scaramucci be all like, "take the crown, Queen, my shift is over!", now.

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u/fuelvolts 22h ago

She was there for approx 465 millimuccies.

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u/sowhat4 1d ago

Katie lasted less than 1/2 of a Scaramucci.

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

We're rounding up to the nearest tenth

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u/johnnycocheroo 1d ago

Two Scaramuccis = one Fandango

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u/bherman13 1d ago

Which is also worth five Galileos.

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u/BurnsItAll 1d ago

Today I learned, one fandango is equivalent to a figaro

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u/someone_sometwo 15h ago

Magnificooo

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u/abyssea 15h ago

oh mamma mia!

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u/TritelyFilmed 1d ago

Don’t forget that you have to use the thunderbolt and lightning conversion system to get there…

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u/mcbiggles567 1d ago

And some thunderbolts and lightning.

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u/Mr_YUP 1d ago

Scaramuccie was a different White House Press Secretary from Trump 1.0. He lasted 11 days in the position that normally did not have much turnover in terms of personnel and often stayed for roughly two years each.

Over 2 terms Obama had 3, Bush had 4, Clinton had 4, and Biden had 2 over his single term. Trump 1.0 had 4 and now 2.0 has had 2. He has been through 6 of them now more than any other president.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 1d ago

He was Communications Director. Spicer was the Press Secretary.

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u/Mr_YUP 1d ago

There was overlap after Spicer left. He still held the position for a time. 

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos 1d ago

Okay but Scaramucci was never press secretary.

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u/Dash_Underscore 1d ago

Scaramouche scaramouche Will you do the fandango?

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u/efox02 1d ago

Thunder bolts and lightning very very frightening me!!!

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u/Foxwglocks 1d ago

GALILEO GALILEO

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u/notinsanescientist 1d ago

Galileo five days out, magnifico

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u/RogueScholarDerp 1d ago

I clocked her at 0.45 “Mooch”s. A noble effort.

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u/ssovm 1d ago

Finally someone gets it right - it’s called a Mooch people!

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u/fender_bender16 15h ago edited 10h ago

Anthony Scaramucci was hired as Communications Director in Trump’s first term, but only lasted 11 days before being fired (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40684697).

His short tenure became a sort of meme among the political Internet, where an 11 day period became known as a “Scaramucci” or a “Mooch.”

Katie Zacharia was named White House Press Secretary earlier this week, but only made it 5 days before being sacked. Her laughably short tenure is now being compared to Scaramucci’s, having only made it 0.45 Mooches.

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u/ryryrpm 13h ago

Thank you. Another question: what does lettuce have to do with it?

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u/rhalf 13h ago

British prime minister also had a short term and someone made a bet she won't outlast a lettuce.

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u/33drea33 11h ago

PM Liz Truss for anyone wanting to search it up.

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u/fender_bender16 10h ago

lol as others have said, that has to do with British politics, namely British Prime Minister Liz Truss whose shaky grip on power was compared to the shelf life of a head of lettuce. She resigned after 49 days, prior to the head of lettuce spoiling.

Short wiki piece here if you want more info:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce

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u/whalemango 1d ago

He can do the fandango

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u/Medium-Leader-9066 1d ago

0.45 Scaramuccis in case you were wondering.

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u/cryptedsky 1d ago

It's the guy that might do the fandango

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u/Greizen_bregen 1d ago

She lasted .4545454545... Scaramuccies.

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u/Wide-Half-9649 1d ago

…thunderbolts of lightning, very very frightening

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u/bilateralunsymetry 1d ago

Will you do the Fandango?

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u/Imregular 1d ago

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/TrashAcnt1 1d ago

The Moooch

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u/The_Bagel_Guy 1d ago

God I’m getting old

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u/The-Kang-Master 23h ago

And now we have a new unit of measurement .. a zacharia

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u/linniex 14h ago

Checks calendar: SHIT ITS BEEN TEN YEARS

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u/Olivepickngreek 1d ago

I dunno what it is either, but can it do the fandango?

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 1d ago

It’s 11 days; the length of time Anthony Scarramucci was Communications Director. There was a sub for it. Maybe r/themooch or something like that

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 23h ago

Galileo

Galileo 

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u/donginandton 21h ago

Can he do the Fandango?

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u/mechanical_marten 14h ago

Thunderbolts and lightning!

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u/donginandton 14h ago

Very very frightening!

I wondered if this would woosh over most. I'm a brit living in berlin I have no idea what the thread is actually referring to

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u/mechanical_marten 13h ago

Just us Yanks making fun of the orange man's latest press secretary only lasting 5 days.

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u/pimento_mori 1h ago

I’m American and this was my first thought, too. I feel especially out of the loop as I’ve left all other social media. If it doesn’t make it way to my Reddit feed, I won’t know about it.

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u/donginandton 1h ago

Not sure if that gives you the best of the news or a very skewed version of it. Either way it's probably more reliable than the rubbish from the likes of Facebook and twatter etc!

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u/pimento_mori 40m ago

Very true!

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u/Goldenslicer 1d ago

Was it Kulinski who first made the joke?

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u/alejo699 1d ago

Google does not judge you.

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u/Sonicmantis 1d ago

after two of them, you do the Fandango

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u/reverendsteveii 1d ago

It does the fandango

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u/kcknuckles 13h ago

2.2 Zacharias

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u/realbrownsugar 9h ago

Zacharia : Scaramucci = Pound : Kilogram

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u/krunkytacos 1d ago

Bill Hader is not my favorite SNL peep, but you should peep his Scaramucci

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 1d ago

Whenever I see this meme, i assume the poster doesn’t know how to use a search engine

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u/FrodoSaggin2 22h ago

Is about a half a Zachariah by my account. I'm bad at math, too.

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 1d ago

Oh man. How old are you?

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u/Baelzabub 1d ago

Not quite 1,150 Scaramuccis.

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u/Bossman1212 1d ago

65 year old boomer

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u/trumpskiisinjeans 1d ago

You could have honestly taken a long nap and missed the whole thing.

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u/evileyeball 1d ago

Will you do the Fandango?

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u/bobotoons 23h ago

Zacharia is half a mooch.

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u/urnbabyurn 1d ago

Takes less time to google this question than post it as a meme. The meme only makes sense if there is a reason someone isn’t asking what it means.

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u/Bossman1212 1d ago

came for the laughs, not a research assignment

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u/socokid 1d ago

Where's the joke?

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u/perpetualis_motion 1d ago

Except most answers from Google come from Reddit these days, so it's catch 22

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u/worldsfastestsloth 1d ago

I don’t think you understand how this meme works…

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/hypo11 1d ago

But you’re wrong. The post is referring to Anthony Scaramucci.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Scaramucci

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u/Irishstalker 1d ago

Ha, and they're wrong too, gotta love it. Cheers mate.

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u/socokid 1d ago

Your link is broken due to the extra underscore. You can't paste it like that from another source.

Here is a link that works:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Scaramucci

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u/hypo11 1d ago

Weird. Mine works for me. Thanks for sharing a working one for others, though.

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u/Irishstalker 1d ago

Sometimes people like to hear from others rather than google or AI, take away your unnecessary call out for asking and this post is exactly why we are here, human engamenent, you may need to touch some grass.

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u/urnbabyurn 1d ago

It’s lazy. You don’t get anything from hearing from others on a simple, straightforward question like “who is Scarmucci”. I can see if it’s asking about a recipe for Mac and cheese or whether It’s worth watching game of thrones, but asking “who is X” is like posting on reddit asking for driving directions.

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u/socokid 1d ago

I could not agree more. I'm not even sure what type of person would be downvoting you. Weird.

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u/Irishstalker 1d ago

So you don't ask any human beings questions through your day anymore because you could just ask your phone?

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u/socokid 1d ago

100%

LOL what?

My iPhone will have the answer in just a few seconds. Why would I ask a real person to answer something they may not know about, when I know google will, instantly?

Never mind taking the time to write out the question at Reddit and then sitting and waiting for answers from random strangers. That would be a ridiculous waste of time and the answers could be insane.

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u/urnbabyurn 22h ago

Do you equate posting a meme to speaking with human beings?

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u/Bossman1212 1d ago

Yet here you are

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u/web_head91 1d ago

Are you being horribly wrong on purpose as some kind of joke?

Being a dick to someone, while giving a wrong explanation, is admittedly very funny.

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u/worldsfastestsloth 1d ago

Buddy do you not know what sub you’re in?

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

You could ask google... they won't judge.

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u/socokid 1d ago

Maybe their google is broken?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bsmithi 1d ago

"i AsKeD tHe Ai"

What a boob. Absolute tit.