Aitc for making earth shake

[u/12milesout]

Mellie lady cat. Most colours. Kinda round

So gday mates.

Real quick, i just wanna know for reals did me jumping off the good sleepin chair last week really make the earth shake in my area.

Like everyone is talkin bout it and they reckon places still doing shakes.

I don't think I done did this ok.

But me brother Cooper says I did it cos I got big bum and round when I jumped off good sleepin chair.

I don't like breaking stuff or upsetting people but he keeps telling me here comes the earth shake.

[u/12milesout]

[u/TheFilthyDIL]

Is the good sleepin chair in the sun? Grandma sez that sleepin in the sun makes more of somethin called gravytie. Like when you jump up to the window like a feather, but go THUMP like a rock when you jump down. Then when you sit on the hoomans, it gives them the gravytie and makes them weigh more.

So you is NTC. Your extra-special gravytie made the earth shake, not YOU.

[u/12milesout → u/TheFilthyDIL]

Nah it was dark time when the shake happened and we have chair in back room where the sun lives and yeah movie accent bloke says i weigh like a car and dont sit with clumsy one.

[u/OhBella_4]

Hi Mellie Cat! Ruby dog here!

My bed shaked too! It was dark & I did a big woof & the shakes stopped! My neighbour Frankie dog also did a big woof too! Then we both had a long woof at each other cos to discuss such a strange thing to happen. Did you hear us? We were loud as.

Then it happened the other daytime too! I just growled at those shakes cos it was only a little shake then it went away.

I don’t think you are a clacker for making it shake. But I was very confused so I’m glad to know after all why the shakes happened.

You should do it again cos it was all very exciting.

Smooches from Ruby Biscuit 8F Scottie mix X

<hello Melbourne>

[u/12milesout → u/OhBella_4]

I reckon i did hear you. Sorry if the earth shake did a scare. I reckon I felt it before the humans did.

[u/gelfbo]

I live in Noo Zealand it was called Shaky Isle long long ago before I was even a twinkle in my mothers eyes so I assume you got hooman history that this problem where you live too. Even if it from one two hundred hooman years ago it still prove not you.

Plus what sort of straw shack homan got you living in that your light as a feather glide make thump?

Me judging anyone who say you thump

Merriweather the magnificent

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

NTC, that was salamander and you should sue.

[u/licking-salt-lamps]

Hi friend Mellie, you are not Cloaca! We felt the Rumbles and Shakes a little bit too, and I know it's not coz you did a big Jump! Your brofur Cooper is rude.

-Oscar the tabbycat from Melbourne

[u/birdmommy]

Ghostie says I am a bowling ball and a fur turkey, but the earth never shakes no matter how much I jump and run. So I don’t think it was you that makes the shakes. Go say Cooper Cooper gots a smelly pooper and then run away and laugh.

Mayor Waldorf McCheese

[u/Meowzzo-Soprano → u/birdmommy]

FUR TURKEY 🤣

[u/WildColonialGirl]

Hi pretty lady! Sam (15m gray and white piebald cat) here. If that’s all it takes to cause an earthquake, we would have them every time my big back dog siblings jumped off the bed. You’re good.

You know, it’s been a while since I licked your face. (Deuce 9m blue nose pit bull)

You want a claw in your tongue, punk?

[Hope all of you are safe! I can count on one hand and have fingers left over the times when we’ve had earthquakes in our part of the U.S.]

[u/squirrelfoot]

NTC, of course. The world is just an unreliable place and the shaking Earth is not your fault.

Your story reminds me of the Long Autumn that happened one year. Us squirrels always eat a lot in autumn to get plump so we have reserves for winter when food is scarce. That year winter just never started and we got very nice and round, proving how clever and successful we were - just like you.

Our routes through the trees started failing us for some reason and gravity had more power over us. We would be runnning along our normal branches and they would bend alarmingly and then the next branch we wanted to jump to would not be in the right place. Our human used to tell us it was because we were spherical, but we think that was nonsense. Clearly, gravity is not a constant.

We are shocked your fellow person-with-fur is the one accusing you and we suspect they are, in fact, the cloaca.

This photo shows a squirrel matriarch opening up our food bag that year to protest against the human only giving us enough food for her to check if we had fungal infections and treat them if we did. We were not spherical as this proves.

[u/kkoreto1991]

Ignore Cooper. Especially if he is a doggo cause doggos are Stoopid. You are purrfect in every way possible.

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Beeg soo fur salamander! Dis un egg sept table! Yooz NTC sints clearly yooz hab nuffink but floof an bones inna yooz pikshur!

[u/Imfromsite]

NTC. Brofur sew meen. May bee hez jellus obs yer pritty strypes. Sined Richard, mostest hambsom boy. Cat!