Nature is beautiful

[u/JosieSub69]

[u/Immediate_Low5496]

Damn, you weren’t filming that…….were you?

[u/PieHole_Poker → u/Immediate_Low5496]

Filming with a potato

[u/cha0sm0nk → u/PieHole_Poker]

Yeah, but this is just one of my cats. We’re trying to sell the house and he leaves a streak like he has a frickin sharpie in his butt in my office. He’s a degenerate, but I love him.

[u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer]

[u/dstyne69 → u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer]

[u/ari_mel89 → u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer]

ok, where the fuck is this from? xD

[u/AFineWar → u/ari_mel89]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jazz-music-stops

[u/ari_mel89 → u/AFineWar]

thank you for your service 🫡

[u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer → u/ari_mel89]

I dunno. I stole it from someone else

[u/Finstergrun]

Is this like in dogs where it means this critter has worms?

[u/Principle_Napkins → u/Finstergrun]

Not necessarily. Do you have worms every time you scratch your butt? Sometimes it's just itchy.

[u/sworntostone → u/Principle_Napkins]

IBS, Itchy Butthole Syndrome.

[u/potatocakes1989 → u/sworntostone]

I have IBS and my bf calls it "Icky Butthole Syndrome" 🤣

[u/livingthedream9x → u/potatocakes1989]

I dated a girl who had IBS, I told her it stands for “I B Shittin”

[u/l0ooo-ooo0l → u/sworntostone]

Firefox 😁

[u/HonkeyJesus → u/sworntostone]

I keep trying to explain to my dermatologist that this is what I have

[u/RobertDewese → u/sworntostone]

Do you have a tickle in your anus?

[u/LarkinToWinnipeg → u/sworntostone]

AKA not cleaning yourself properly

[u/dinobirdboy → u/LarkinToWinnipeg]

Sometimes it happens because you clean a little too well

[u/NukaColaAddict1302 → u/dinobirdboy]

Ugh especially if the toilet paper is rough

[u/dinobirdboy → u/NukaColaAddict1302]

Yeah 2ply is like the lowest you should ever go for toilet paper. 1ply is just straight nightmare

[u/TopCaterpillar6131 → u/sworntostone]

Umm no. That’s not what IBS is.

[u/rupat3737 → u/Principle_Napkins]

Confucius says “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger”

[u/PashaPostaaja → u/Principle_Napkins]

Yes, but also virtually all wild predator mammals have worms.

[u/troll_right_above_me → u/PashaPostaaja]

So do all the early birds

[u/URSA_RAGER → u/Finstergrun]

like others have said, not always. Our cat pulls this move a few times a week and we went back and forth with the vet for a long time only to conclude, as the vet put it, “he just does that”
(it may be because he has allergies but allergy testing for animals, especially cats, is kinda limited. Also yes, before anyone asks, we discourage him as much as we can)

[u/XiTzCriZx → u/URSA_RAGER]

One of my family's cats likes his butt rubbed, and if no one does it then he'll just do this instead. I imagine it doesn't feel nearly as nice as some butt pets though lol.

[u/DocTrey → u/XiTzCriZx]

Butt rubs != Rimming

[u/DeepSpaceNebulae → u/URSA_RAGER]

“But allergies”

I see what you did there

[u/azucarleta → u/Finstergrun]

every dog I ever had did this and no dog I ever had got worms. My nieces and nephews have had intestinal worms more often than my dogs, but all my dogs still do this.

[u/Hobbet404 → u/azucarleta]

Did your nieces and nephews do this?

[u/krazyboi → u/Hobbet404]

probably should've

[u/Sufficient_Turn_9209 → u/Finstergrun]

I thought that's what it meant too until we got our little maltese. She's on Credelio Quattro, but, when she started trying to do this on my oriental rug, I took her for a test anyway. Worm free. I finally clocked that she was only doing it after grooms. Shaved butt = itchy butt, I guess.

[u/Zarkanthrex → u/Finstergrun]

They have mud butt and it is itchy.

[u/FuzzyLaughTwo → u/Finstergrun]

Who knows but it's most definitely where the photographer sadly can not find the focus control.

[u/chuckerton]

I feel like in the original audio, that fox heard the laughter.

[u/Principle_Napkins]

Boot scootin boogie

[u/Azsunyx → u/Principle_Napkins]

Booty scootin

[u/queenanthai]

Well, it's not like it can use toilet paper.

[u/TheMadMetalhead]

When you fart and itches your asshole on the way out

[u/bestower117 → u/TheMadMetalhead]

A simpler time of the internet. Me gusta

[u/Avia_NZ → u/TheMadMetalhead]

Me gusta

[u/ScriptThat → u/TheMadMetalhead]

Still better than a foamy fart

[u/noscreamsnoshouts → u/TheMadMetalhead]

.... that's amore...! 🎶

[u/Vast-Palpitation-426]

Bugs :

[u/PorkPyeWalker]

They said touching grass was good for my mental health....

[u/Chaka-]

Anal sac expression.

[u/CucuMatMalaya]

[u/OtherwiseMove646]

So embarrassed. Poor guy, caught in the act.

[u/cptnkurtz]

Was listening to my favorite podcast not long ago and they were talking about the first (discovered) fossil trackway of an animal doing this lol

https://www.sciencealert.com/126000-years-ago-a-mammal-dragged-its-butt-and-left-a-unique-fossil

[u/jehsay]

The look at the end hahaha. Dude is genuinely embarrassed

[u/tzippora]

He probably has worms.

[u/BlaireSterling]

National Geographic would’ve cut this scene haha

[u/Baonguyen93 → u/BlaireSterling]

I was so disappointed that for years, I watched many wild animals documentary, but only learned that elephant's penis can act like an arm from an random incident.

[u/GlitteringAirport938]

"OH...you saw that?"

[u/qwertyguy90]

New way to touch grass just dropped.

[u/Free-Computer-6515]

Busted

[u/Liontamer67]

Not sure if this is fuzzy AI but it did make me giggle.

[u/LordSqueemish]

I am the grass, that fox is life

[u/Apart-Cream-4940]

His face! You saw that? 😂

[u/1cem4n82]

I shall taunt you a second time.

[u/sadieblue111]

Oh yes it is awww.
Have any of you ever tried this? Just wondering how well it works

[u/Conspiratorymadness]

Not on my new grass. It's new!!! Noooo!

[u/Dyrogitory]

The fox’s name is Mybu Titches.

[u/totallyclips]

I had a mercedes with a stuck electronic brake that did that when you pulled away

[u/Conscious-Age-4650]

Chariot racing

[u/Defiant_Jazz_Hands]

You think little dude was gonna jump on a bidet or something

[u/Encinitas123]

I scrarches where it itches, even in my britches.

[u/Ok_Neighborhood_470]

My first thought was at least he's not doing it in the house.

[u/Hikhikamori]

[u/Positive-Return57]

The little guy looks up like uuuuuhh you didn't see that... Forget your saw that.

[u/bigbird_eats_kids]

If you've got an itch, scratch it.

[u/LasciviouslyLilith]

I love how the fox stops like... ohhhh you were watching me.... welp there goes being a sly fox

[u/BerserkerCanuck]

Most animals have a hard time using toilet paper, let alone finding a roll in the wild.

[u/Electronic-Guide1189]

Whatcha gonna do! Got an itch that's gotta be scratched! 🤷

🤣

[u/Thunder_breslin]

So like us

[u/MichiganMom420]

It’s neat.

[u/LezBfriendz47]

Absolute cinema

[u/Background_Edge_9427]

That's what my cats do! I have to chase them around with a carpet scrubber!

[u/Extra-Internal-5057]

If you wanna go down a horrific rabbit hole, look up what happens when we catch fox tapeworm.

[u/stefan92293]

I've seen this with more pixels.

[u/bungaloasis]

[u/kkboy22]

When my dog does that we call it the devil walk

[u/westcoastsunflower]

My cat does this occasionally. He’s a 9 year old indoor cat who definitely doesn’t have worms but he is long haired so I think it just feels good. I don’t like it much. But he doesn’t care; he’ll make eye contact and just do it right in front of me.

[u/Apprehensive-Jury437]

My cat did that on our carpet when she had a piece of hard poop stuck half out of her butt

[u/jordandino418]

That fox has the same worms Brian had

[u/ElginSparrowhawk1969]

An itchy hoop is an itchy hoop

[u/Generallyamusedby]

Anal gland problem or worms.

[u/edinorog67]

My Shiba Inu does that!!!

[u/Original_Dream_7765]

Pin worms usually make them do that.

[u/Ok-Chemical7614]

His name is Peter

[u/munted_jandal]

Yachting.

[u/thriftstoremando]

Alexa, play "Boot Scootin' Boogie"!

[u/bharathkumarp]

Don't cross this line

[u/AveryFuzzy_kiwi]

Fantastic Mr fox

[u/BeebsMuhQueen]

Fox wiping his butt lol

[u/Bacon0064 → u/[deleted]]

Or just glands that need to be expressed . Or just a crusty dingleberry. Or just an itchy bum.

[u/VisionSeeker]

Cleaning his arsehole on the grass

[u/HeyU_inTheBushes → u/VisionSeeker]

Nature's loo roll.

[u/Sufficient_Turn_9209]

He knew he was busted at the end, and played it off.

[u/Melancholic84]

Sadly, usually its a symptom of having worms

[u/Wedy311]

Isso é falta de papel higiênico!