What is something you are 100% confident you could do if you had to do it to save your own life?

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[u/Radiator-Pants]

Stay in bed.

[u/LolnothingmattersXD → u/Radiator-Pants]

And then you need to pee

[u/J-Rag- → u/LolnothingmattersXD]

You've obviously never heard of a Gatorade bottle

[u/LolnothingmattersXD → u/J-Rag-]

(Gatorade doesn't exist where I live, but that's just me being a smartass)

Oh right, I didn't think of that, being female

[u/J-Rag- → u/LolnothingmattersXD]

You female can do it too, you just need a shewee attachment

[u/overdosingOnPie1313]

Kill someone.

[u/Clipzy22 → u/overdosingOnPie1313]

Think it depends how.

Like an all out 1on1 brawl with weapons, bare fist or in a gunfight is a hard task.

Someone gonna die and hope it ain't me lol

[u/LordofTheFlagon → u/Clipzy22]

I like my odds I've been a master class shooter for a long time.

[u/cabronfavarito → u/Clipzy22]

The thing is, you need to make up your mind like…today if you have the gaul to end someone’s life if they threaten yours.

I’ve been in that situation and the hesitation almost costed me my life. You need to have that resolve wayyyy before

[u/ChatPDJ]

Human beings are capable of incredible feats when survival is at stake

There are plenty of dead people that prove the contrary is also true

[u/J-Rag-]

I'm not a master swordsman or anything....but if I had to bang a supermodel to save my life, I could 100% do it.

[u/SpellingIsAhful → u/J-Rag-]

Truly a modern day hero. Thank you for your hypothetical sacrifice.

[u/PhiladelphiaManeto]

Land a plane.

I don't care about the memes. I grew up playing flight simulators on PC and I know enough basics about flight mechanics that I could bring a plane down without killing everyone, in scenarios where landing on flat land would be possible.

[u/cabronfavarito → u/PhiladelphiaManeto]

Some mouth breathers are going to come here and try to tear you down but there is a reason why flight simulators are a part of pilot training

[u/J-Rag- → u/PhiladelphiaManeto]

No you couldn't

[u/FishAroundFindTrout9 → u/J-Rag-]

Depends on the type of plane. There have been plenty of stories of people with no flying experience landing small single and dual engine planes. However, I’ve seen a few simulator tests of a non pilot trying to land a jet while being instructed by an airline pilot and they always crash. Even with automated features, in the last few seconds things come at them too fast and they can’t keep up.

[u/zggystardust71]

Out run my friend when the bear starts chasing us.

[u/MuayThaiRunner → u/zggystardust71]

What’s that quote?

“I don’t need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun YOU.”

[u/pktechboi]

have a cup of tea and a biscuit

[u/asleepbydawn → u/pktechboi]

Your will to survive is an inspiration dude.

[u/QuarterNote44]

Run 30 miles

[u/massagenut]

Write a sentence that has the same meaning and words in two different languages.

[u/simpleuser123]

Swim

[u/Bigram03 → u/simpleuser123]

How far? A mile in open water is no joke.

[u/simpleuser123 → u/Bigram03]

Join a gym with a pool. Take it lap by lap. Not in the mood to swim then you can lift. Switch back and forth.

[u/KerryBoehm → u/Bigram03]

I regularly swim half a mile in the ocean without much issue. Even at 55 not a stretch as long as it’s not exceptional tides/wind.

[u/asleepbydawn → u/Bigram03]

As long as the waters are relatively calm (and not freezing lol), it's pretty doable.

[u/finallygotmeone → u/Bigram03]

Was in a plane crash in the ocean off the coast of California many years ago. Obviously we survived. As the plane began to sink, they told all the swimmers to get on the left wing and that the shore was about a mile away. Then they told all the non-swimmers to get on the right wing and Thank You for Flying Pan AM airlines.

[u/Commercial_Choice104]

Shit and doom scroll

[u/Wooden-Glove-2384]

Kill someone 

[u/BlottomanTurk]

As a sufferer of a Murphy bloodline, nothing is 100% certain for me. But I'm like 80-85% certain on bushcraft and wilderness survival, barring any bloodline-related calamity.

[u/PeterMGrey]

Pull myself up if hanging from a ledge, building/something similar. Hunt to procure food if I have a firearm.

[u/lunchmeat317]

A hot wings challenge.

[u/VeloCRaptor23]

Im not doing anything, even breathing

[u/No_Nectarine6942]

Thumbs in eyes.  If you know.

[u/DrunkenPunchline]

Hang on to the side of a helicopter then say something cool before chucking a grenade into the cockpit

[u/drmarting25102]

Take a year of paid leave

[u/anotherhornyanon]

A kickflip

[u/Hngrybflo]

Drink some pee, drink some water and go right back to sleep

[u/Mountain_man888]

Pull something in my back

[u/Jerko_23]

Hit a free throw

[u/Blitzthehandsome]

Not brown or polar but.. I can take a black bear in a fight. Seems easy.

[u/this_knee]

Take out a mob of 10 men in hand to hand combat.

[u/Justthefacts6969]

Kill someone

[u/ketoLifestyleRecipes]

Sew up my wound

[u/nkarkas]

Jump to action in an emergency situation. Some freeze. I never have.

[u/AskDerpyCat]

I can name the us presidents in order (last names only)

[u/bluehotcheeto]

Teach a dog a simple command in under 10 minutes.

[u/FishAroundFindTrout9]

Apply a tourniquet

[u/Oldguy1900]

Recite the alphabet...count to 100

[u/Jalex2321]

Drink a cup of cold coffee.

[u/Greedirl]

Die

[u/headchef11]

Breath

[u/Iforgotmypasswordmeh]

Have a crippling anxiety attack.

[u/kalelopaka]

Kill.

[u/mittensmoshpit]

To save my life? Literally anything.

[u/pyroskunkz]

End someone else.

[u/toolatealreadyfapped]

Chug and tug

[u/TopStockJock]

I think I could fight off more animals than most could with my bare hands.

[u/lsarge442]

Post on Reddit

[u/fifadex]

Soil myself.

[u/i_heart_blondes]

Not piss off wild animals.

[u/gamerdudeNYC]

Finish Mario 64

[u/Darth1Football]

Got stabbed once, stopped the bleeding enough to drive myself to the ER. Got blood on the seats which didn't really come out (pulp fiction scene was bullshit). This also caused problems when I went to sell that car a year later.

[u/MineExplorer]

Call an ambulance.

[u/Pathetian]

Call 911.

[u/Dan-D-Lyon]

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