r/AskOuija • u/late_to_redd1t • 1d ago

[META] u/Ouija-Bot is currently offline. We are working to get it fixed ASAP

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/late_to_redd1t • 11d ago

moderator announcement [META] Are you interested in having an images enabled weekend/event here?

16 Upvotes

Over on redux we do it once a month, and it's proven very popular.

Would you like to see it here?

Even though this is now a NSFW sub (thanks reddit admins!), we would draw the line at porn and gore images being posted.

Let us know via the poll ☺️ It's open for 48 hours, so the majority of our core users should see this in time to vote 🤞🏻

Feel free to discuss in the comments.

Lots of ~~love~~ cum,

~~mods~~ neckbeard virgins.

411 votes, 9d ago

254 Yeah, nah, yeah (Yes)

157 Nah, yeah, nah (No)

r/AskOuija • u/Bi_Lupus_ • 8h ago

Ouija-Bot is going to ____

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/ProphetofTables • 8h ago

Ouija Says: VIOLIN I have the world's smallest ______.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 4h ago

I have always had a wish of not _________ so soon.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/neveraARon • 6h ago

You're having a and the is me!

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/schtuff01 • 5h ago

If you press the button right here, you'll get _____ almost immediately!

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Luuk_herrsonsWife • 1h ago

The weirdest thing i have eaten is _____

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Routine_Morning2606 • 7h ago

Spirits, are you a gentle lover?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

You all count sheep, I count _____.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 14h ago

Ouija Says: WII We all know of Waluigi. What’s another name or word that starts with W and ends with I?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

How much RAM is in Ouija’s computer?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

Ouija, what did the five fingers say to the face?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

I visited Pamplona and instead of running with the bulls, I _____ with the bulls.

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/caldonskifan67 • 18h ago

Ouija Says: IGIULAW Spirits, say a random word that does NOT start in W and does NOT end with I.

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 15h ago

Besides counting sheeps, what should I count to sleep?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

Every time I go on r/AskOuija, I should know the spirits never stop ____ing me.

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

What is the most BS slang you’ve heard people say?

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 10h ago

In the future, humans will undergo metamorphosis, transforming into _____.

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 14h ago

Oh great Ouija, why is u/Ouija-bot still down :( ?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/ProphetofTables • 16h ago

I'm in love with tha ____!

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 16h ago

I wish for ____.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/acorrnn • 21h ago

Ouija Says: SEX? My aunt was in a horrific car accident that nearly ended her! What should be the first word(s) I say?

6 Upvotes

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