r/AskReddit • u/littlemissmac78 • 22h ago

What's a small sign that someone has completely given up on life?

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u/PoorMgmt 13h ago

Used Kleenex on the ground next to the bed.
Cereal for dinner.
Cold pizza for b'fast.
Can't remember when they last watered the plants.
Out of garbage bags.
Stopped recycling.
3+ newspapers on the front lawn.
Using body wash as shampoo.
Stop replying to messages.
Feel depressed while commenting on Reddit.
Missing your grandma a bit too much.
Haven't looked in a mirror in a week.
Your gums bleed when you floss.
Too lazy to go get a flu shot.
Using takeout napkins or paper towels as toilet paper.
Unfolded pile of clean laundry on a bed overnight.
Moldy shower curtain.

I feel like I'm pretty good at this. Does anybody pay for this skill?

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u/Mindfultameprism 10h ago

Haha I feel a little called out here. Not too depressed but cereal for dinner and pizza for breakfast are in regular rotation at our house.

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u/Throwaway91847817 9h ago

Pizza breakfast is fine! You dont eat it all the previous night so you have it in the morning.

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u/easilybored1 6h ago

…stop posting my life on Reddit

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u/Yung_Mew 5h ago

My dentist is just gaslighting me, I'm sure of it!

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u/CranksMcgee 4h ago

Cold pizza for breakfast and using body wash as shampoo? Damn…

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u/machiavelliancarer 7h ago

can you re-write this for someone living in an apartment, oh and i dont have a shower curtian