r/AskReddit • u/Logical-Barnacle9638 • 5h ago

What's an incredibly petty reason you would refuse to date someone, even if everything else about them was perfect?

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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 5h ago

A long beard. I've seen a guy eating soup and the soup dripping INTO the beard. Since then i am traumatized

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u/lopsiness 4h ago

Im a man with decent facial hair, but i hate long beards. Medium length is too long. Its like something is always in your beard. Feel unhygienic. I also notice a lot of guys who grow long beards dont seem to have the genetics for good facial hair snd dont seem to know how to maintain it. Just looks like scraggly pubes, not like some Nordic lumberjack.

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u/ElLoafe 4h ago

Omg ew

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u/Nidh0g 4h ago

That's just someone who can't eat properly. Unrelated to the beard.

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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 4h ago

Oh mensplaining to me what i saw

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u/s2Birds1Stone 3h ago

*mansplaining

Someone disagreeing with you, like the guy above, isn't mansplaining by the way. What I'm doing right now is.

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u/Nidh0g 4h ago

Yeah maybe. Because I have a long beard and I don't get soup in my beard so.

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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 4h ago

I simply don't believe you that nothing ever drops from your mouth.

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u/Nidh0g 4h ago

Having a long beard or a mustache requires you to change how you eat. Not everyone can. I imagine it's like learning to live with long fake fingernails for women.

Pls let me know if you need any more mansplaining thanks.

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u/Silver_Scratch_8831 1h ago

women who cry "mansplaining" when corrected, are pea brained. come up with a real argument and maybe you will be respected.

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u/hannelore_pfeffer8 1h ago

So your respect to women is conditional... i am so glad we are separated trough a screen. You sound dangerous

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u/NuclearMaterial 4h ago

He was being tactical and saving it for later.

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u/standupfiredancer 2h ago

I made a similar observation with milk.

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u/No-Afternoon-7732 46m ago

My ex didn’t have a long beard and he was really attractive, but the amount of times I’d be close to his face and his beard had a gross stale smell. Yuck.

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u/ryanstwistedndark115 4h ago

I'm clean shaven always lol