r/AskReddit • u/Logical-Barnacle9638 • 12h ago

What's an incredibly petty reason you would refuse to date someone, even if everything else about them was perfect?

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u/LegalizeFentanol 12h ago

I once broke up with a girl because she didn't use her turn signal while turning out of a parking lot into the street.

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u/ThinasAPencil 12h ago

I was driving while on a trip with my cousins. They literally called me gay when I used the signal while making a turn.

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u/MzHellfier 12h ago

What the hell
How would that make you gay

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u/Shadow_of_wwar 11h ago

Cause he didn't go straight....

I'll see myself out.

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u/Suspicious-Kiwi2797 11h ago

I appreciate this joke thank you

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u/MzHellfier 10h ago

Haha nice

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u/Lack668 12h ago

Dated a girl who drove with her knees whilst texting

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u/GenericRedditor0405 11h ago

That’s not a petty reason to break up with someone at all. That’s a choice she makes to gamble with herself and other people’s lives on a regular basis.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 33m ago

where I live that is about $1800 in fines and 7 points off your license.

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u/ogremama1 12h ago

That’s so valid tho

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 12h ago

So valid. It's a sign of consideration nfor those around you

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u/Logical-Barnacle9638 12h ago

C'mon 😂😂

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u/Strong_Ebb_9953 8h ago

Pls tell me there were at least some cars behind. Or oncoming traffic??? Oml

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u/hardindapaint12 12h ago

wtf unless I'm turning left across multiple lanes and cars are behind me waiting I don't use a turn signal out of a parking lot it's obvious what I'm trying to do

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u/AmbitiousKTN 12h ago

Use your turn signals…

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u/hardindapaint12 12h ago

I do when I'm driving it's just completely unnecessary in this situation

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u/LegalizeFentanol 12h ago

Tell it to the judge.

straight to jail

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u/LegalizeFentanol 12h ago

Gross. I wouldn't date you.

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 12h ago

With a screen name like that how could anyone not want to smash you?

This is sarcasm.

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u/LegalizeFentanol 12h ago

Aren't you a dude in his 40s, still using the word smash?

Who would wanna smash you?

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 12h ago

I do ok. Once you hit 40 its super easy to get laid.

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u/FlippinTheLoon 12h ago

Sure, but I can't imagine the selection is great. Lol

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 12h ago

Depends on the day.

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u/FlippinTheLoon 11h ago

Ya know what? I like your vibe. Lol

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 11h ago

I'm ok sometimes. Back at ya.