r/AskReddit • u/Logical-Barnacle9638 • 9h ago

What's an incredibly petty reason you would refuse to date someone, even if everything else about them was perfect?

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u/Excellent-Parking505 9h ago

Apparently people did not understand the question. Petty is key. Petty is she puts mayonnaise on her fries.

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u/SussOfAll06 8h ago

Mayonnaise on fries is delicious fwiw

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u/MmmmMorphine 6h ago

Noooo. Now we can never have a long and fulfilling relationship together

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u/SussOfAll06 3h ago

My husband is a ketchup guy, but he has forgiven me for my mayonnaise sins lol

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u/Missesbonez 4h ago

Kewpie? Oh my lord! Life changing I tell you lol. Still can't do regular mayo, but kewpie goes on basically everything now.

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u/Din-_-Djarin 1h ago

Franks in mayo, dip those fries deep in there!

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u/444stonergyalie 7h ago

One of my colleagues went on a date with the perfect woman but didn’t go on a second one because of her fondness for cheese crisps

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 1h ago

She sounds very flawed for a perfect woman

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u/NuclearMaterial 8h ago

People never read the full question on reddit

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u/shinygoldhelmet 7h ago

They probably do, but reading comprehension is at an all time low while bot activity is probably at an all time high. And even without bots, people will comment things they know get lots of upvotes on reddit even if it doesn't fit the question simply because they're pandering.

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u/NuclearMaterial 7h ago

Sadly all true.

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u/Ranchette_Geezer 8h ago

Mayonnaise is the standard in France and Belgium. There's a French restaurant in a city near me (in California) that serves mayo in a ramekin with each order of fries, to be "authentic". I often wonder how many gallons of mayo they throw out every day.

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u/STFUisright 6h ago

Aioli is a nice compromise. Lots of that in Canada. And dill dip. Mmmmm aioli.

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u/MzHellfier 8h ago

That’s anything but petty! I’d call the police fr