What is the biggest proof that you are really ugly ?

[u/Feisty_Quantity1212]

[u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

When you make a self-deprecating joke about being ugly and everyone suddenly becomes very interested in their drinks.

[u/Oxygene13 → u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

At least you get invited to drinks

[u/DredPRoberts → u/Oxygene13]

You're the ultimate wingman because you make anyone next to you look good in comparison.

[u/Winter-Macaroon-4296 → u/DredPRoberts]

Or people approach you wanting to know who your friend is. It's easy to approach the ugly one.

[u/EnragPintea54 → u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

Nothing hurts more than when people are too polite to disagree with you.

[u/CapableOwl9786 → u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

Honestly whether you’re attractive or not self deprecating jokes are just kind of awkward

[u/Overall_Panic_5652 → u/CapableOwl9786]

Agreed

[u/postinternet0 → u/CapableOwl9786]

I think they are not if you do not make them the main object of the sentence and expect a reaction from everyone, but instead just tell them straightly and continue your narrative 

[u/CapableOwl9786 → u/postinternet0]

I guess it depends, I feel like if it’s somebody like Jim Gaffigan doing it he makes it humorous, but then in actual settings I’m like am I supposed to laugh, console, or just be quiet? lol

[u/ksilly95 → u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

This is how I learned I was fat as a kid!

[u/SecretDevilsAdvocate → u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

ehh with dudes no matter what you say your boys and hgs are gonna call you chopped cheese (maybe unless you’re genuinely 10/10)

[u/stealuforasec → u/Fair_Foundation_9556]

Or they protest toooo much

[u/uniquenewyork_]

Nobody asks you “how come you’re single?”

[u/Riipp3r → u/uniquenewyork_]

And if you end up in a relationship it’s “how’d you pull that” 💀

[u/69upsidedownis96 → u/Riipp3r]

I've been asked that because my husband is more conventionally attractive than me. I'm not ugly, though.

[u/Riipp3r → u/69upsidedownis96]

Ugly is such a fucked up term to use to describe someone. I don’t even think like that personally anymore.

Life is too short and limited to diminish someone else’s experience of it by making them feel bad. Every decent person deserves to be appreciated.

[u/Cute-Butterfly1028 → u/uniquenewyork_]

Exactly! I’m a 35 yo woman, and no one has ever asked me why I don’t have a boyfriend or if I want kids. I feel like every woman +30 gets asked those questions, but not me 🥲

[u/tealraven915 → u/Cute-Butterfly1028]

I get asked if I want kids but never, "Why is someone like you single?"

[u/Rule34onRoute34 → u/uniquenewyork_]

Nobody asks me if I'm single, it's just a given 🙂

[u/uniquenewyork_ → u/Rule34onRoute34]

Even worse

[u/Ok_Nefariousness4217 → u/uniquenewyork_]

Damn 🥲

[u/tealraven915 → u/uniquenewyork_]

I once went to a small church in which there was a guy the same age as me who was single. I had been single for about 15 years. I had a close friend who was 11 years younger than me who just got dumped a day before having another friend in the church reach out to the guy's family for her to see if he would be interested. The guy's family reportedly said, "Single?! In this church?! Who is around his age who's single?! Everyone is married!"

[u/galadhrim91]

Babies cry when they see you or kids tell you, they’re very honest. I was working at an amusement park when I was 17-18 and sitting on a park bench on my break. This little girl with her Dad is sitting next to me, and unprompted says “you look pretty in your name tag photo, but not right now”. Her dad corrected her and said “hey that’s not nice!”. I was already having a super shitty day and went into the restroom stall and cried lmfao

[u/Interesting-Rush1590 → u/galadhrim91]

One time my sister was babysitting some kids and I went over there too. One kid just really had it out for me. Told me I had a pig face and that I sounded like Stacey from Zoe 101 when I talked (she had a lisp). Definitely hurt my feelings. 

[u/CharieRarie → u/galadhrim91]

Oh bless you! Kids really can be brutal.

[u/nere123 → u/galadhrim91]

Sometimes kids need a tight slap

[u/_SweetButSpicy_]

Group photos somehow always crop you out or put you at the edge

[u/Falandor]

A mirror.

[u/JellyFluffyy → u/Falandor]

When a guy who was like a brother to me didn’t believe another guy would sexual assault me because there were prettier women there that night.

When my husband admitted he’s never been attracted to me. (Says a lot about my personality though, huh?)

When I’m so used to not being treated like other women, I go to pay the cover fee on Lady’s night at a club because I know I’m not bringing the kind of value to the club those nights are intended for.

[u/HopefulDevelopment56 → u/JellyFluffyy]

This was horrifying to read. Your husband is a lucky bastard who does not deserve you.

[u/devster75 → u/Falandor]

This person’s mirror

[u/Saul_T_Baggin → u/devster75]

I also choose this person’s mirror

[u/stories233 → u/Falandor]

Damn, no mercy 😭

[u/eightDBatteries]

I've been asked to get out of the kidnappers van

[u/cold_hoe → u/eightDBatteries]

How did you even end up there in the first place? To have some human contact?

[u/TuvixNeededToGo → u/cold_hoe]

He jimmy’d the door locks on the white “Free Candy” van and waited.

[u/ThreePartHarmoneigh]

People yell "oh, god, no!" And shield their children with their bodies as you walk by. 

[u/BluebirdSad334 → u/ThreePartHarmoneigh]

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today

[u/Pale-Environment5523]

When I was in high school, a bunch of guys made a bet to see who could hook up with the ugliest girl at the party. The guy who kissed me “won.” He got a 6 pack for his victory. It was a very long time ago but it has stuck with me.

[u/Current-Thing-2468 → u/Pale-Environment5523]

I hope you understand now that none of what they did defines who you are.

[u/Pale-Environment5523 → u/Current-Thing-2468]

It’s taken a long time but I think I do. :)

[u/Boars-of-Canada → u/Pale-Environment5523]

That's fucking brutal... Sorry you had to go through that, those people are worth nothing

[u/Pale-Environment5523 → u/Boars-of-Canada]

Thanks. I just feel like I was worth at least a 12 pack 😀

[u/SandBasket → u/Pale-Environment5523]

That humor definitely bumps up your attractiveness

[u/ComparisonMelodic967 → u/Pale-Environment5523]

What a pack of animals, fuck those guys

[u/ObjectiveBiscotti791 → u/Pale-Environment5523]

This happened to me, too. Guy took a bet to take me to the spring dance in Jr high. I was so excited, i went and got a dress and got my hair cut, my mom took pictures of us my the fireplace before we left, did the corsage/bootineer thing the whole 9. Danced together, kissed once at the end of the night. That was Friday night.

Monday morning getting off the bus, didn't even get off the curb before he came up to me, broke up with me and walked away with another girl that had much larger bombuses than I did.

I kinda got misty right now remembering that.

Ive never been cat called. Never asked out, I've done the asking. A man actually said to me "you're not pretty enough to date" and also said "don't you think after being single for so long, it's like God telling you your genes don't deserve to move on?"

Ooh and I've had 2 boyfriends in the last 10 years, and both of them committed suicide. I KNOW im a HORRIBLE person, so ugly and unlovable that just by being myself I drive men to suicide. Not pretty enough for them to look the other way or stick around, and my personality sucks so bad they'd rather die than give me a chance much less a normal break up.

I'm sorry for trauma dumping. I should go.

[u/Advanced_Safety5238 → u/ObjectiveBiscotti791]

I’m sorry about all this 😭🫂🫂 have you considered therapy btw?

[u/No_Boss_2657 → u/Pale-Environment5523]

As a men,sorry for that happened to you,f.those idiots.

[u/gizmole]

I'm pretty much invisible to the opposite sex.

[u/Shake-the-Masses]

If a child says you’re ugly, you are ugly.

[u/VoltasPistol → u/Shake-the-Masses]

Nah, some kids are just horrible little shits who know what to say to cause a reaction.

I definitely called some very attractive people ugly when I was younger just to see what would happen.

[u/tazzz898 → u/VoltasPistol]

True, my niece told me I had a beard like grandad (he had a thick black moustache), I’m female!!! She then told me how beautiful I am, that I’m her best friend and how much she loves me, all in the same breath!

[u/TheoriginalTonio → u/VoltasPistol]

But what if they have a facial expression of genuine disgust whenever they look at you?

[u/Xalethesniper → u/VoltasPistol]

Depends on the age group and how they view you imo. I worked at a summer camp for a few years when I was younger and yea the older ones like 9-12 try to push buttons, but the younger ones like 5-7 will just tell you what they’re thinking lol

[u/only4apollo → u/Shake-the-Masses]

When my niece was four, she stared down my now husband for a few minutes before she finally asked him “what’s wrong with your face?” 🤣

I think he’s attractive, but he definitely shares a lot of features with Neanderthals

[u/batiwa → u/Shake-the-Masses]

One day a kid saw me and said "Ew, a witch"

It was in April/May and I am a man.

[u/Equivalent_Extent_40 → u/batiwa]

This has me rolling

[u/Chinese_Thug → u/Shake-the-Masses]

What about babies and toddlers who smile at you? Handsome or goofy looking?

[u/piglungz → u/Shake-the-Masses]

I worked as a camp counselor as a teenager and while I was never outright called ugly, there was a moment where all the kids sitting around me in the dining hall agreed my neck was “long enough to be a brachiosaurus” and wouldn’t drop it 😭 one of them even gave me a drawing of me as a dinosaur. Kids are brutal lmao

[u/ChemicalBankBurned → u/Shake-the-Masses]

But my young cousin said “I am not THAT ugly”. I guess it’s a compliment?

[u/DredPRoberts → u/Shake-the-Masses]

Better than making them scream in terror.

[u/Travelcat67 → u/Shake-the-Masses]

This. They are honest to a fault. My niece told me and the whole bus once that I had a big butt and well that was a true statement! Me and the whole bus laughed.

[u/touchet29 → u/Shake-the-Masses]

My kid told me, "daddy, I want some chocolate but I can't have too much because then I'll get fat, fatter, fattest, just like you daddy" then pulled up my shirt and smacked my belly twice.

I've lost 50 pounds since she's been born, the little shit.

[u/HeatOfTheMomentX]

You get “you look tired” on days you actually slept well

[u/Nanashi_the_one → u/HeatOfTheMomentX]

This happens to me all the time.

[u/melonmagellan → u/HeatOfTheMomentX]

People say that to me whenever I'm not wearing makeup and I'm fairly conventionally attractive. I honestly believe most men and some women are just makeup blind. Especially when you see what they think "beautiful with no makeup" looks like to men. It's a full beat with a nude lip.

I've honestly have just started saying it to their face. They never really know what to say.

"You look tired/sick today."

"Thanks for noticing Jim but I'm just not wearing makeup."

[u/Xasse-Van]

People straight up tell you.

I'm an ugly woman and people have said the wildest things about my looks directly to my face, including family members, teachers and doctors. (Both women and men btw.)

[u/ayuxx → u/Xasse-Van]

Yep. The unspoken rules for social politeness don't apply to you because they only apply to humans, which ugly people are not. So it becomes a-okay to say incredibly rude things to you. Ask me how I know.

[u/flannel_jesus → u/Xasse-Van]

That's not cool at all that people are so cruel

[u/Eagles56 → u/Xasse-Van]

Oh yeah as an ugly guy it's people's favorite insult if I upset them. Both guys and girls have called me ugly straight away as soon as I've annoyed them

[u/Boubonic91]

"But you have a great personality"

[u/No_Associate_4878]

There are many, many people who are not attractive, but it's a pretty small percentage of the population that have truly ugly faces to the point that they make most people feel uncomfortable. The vast majority of people who think they are ugly are just not particularly attractive. Truly physically ugly people are usually also sloppy and lack of spark of intelligence in their eyes. People who just have conventionally unattractive facial features but are smart and interesting and can afford to be well groomed are usually able to make themselves look better through hairstyle, makeup and, most importantly, personality.

[u/No_Associate_4878 → u/No_Associate_4878]

I'm no expert in this, but I think there are evolutionary reasons we find certain kinds of faces ugly. Our subconscious interprets really nasty acne as a sign of ill health for example, as it looks a lot like the effects of some bad diseases. Very disfigured facial features are subconsciously interpreted as signs of genetic defects. So out reactions of disgust have probably developed over thousands of years to avoid reproducing with people who look like their DNA should not be passed down. These evolutionary biases combine with culture to give far too many advantages to people considered beautiful and too few to people who aren't.

[u/Boars-of-Canada → u/No_Associate_4878]

I wonder how long it will take evolution on the mass of people to actually find post plastic surgery faces ugly. There are definitly health concerns but the fact that those people also have money(stability) and social status could make them attractive from an evolutionary point of view. Those things take a long time though.

I find them hidious and I really can't understand why so many people like things like filled lips and such.

[u/piglungz → u/Boars-of-Canada]

Outside of the people who get/want those procedures, I think the majority of people already do find it ugly. A lot of minor plastic surgery is so subtle it isn’t noticeable, but I don’t think I know anyone in my personal life who isn’t disgusted by it when it’s obvious.

[u/AmazingSugar1 → u/No_Associate_4878]

Another theory is that faces that look off trigger our built-in sense of other human species from long ago. Looks it up its actually a real theory ("uncanny valley"). And it didn't stop us from breeding with Neandarthals.

The uncanny valley is a psychological and aesthetic hypothesis predicting that as an object or entity's human likeness increases, a viewer's emotional affinity toward it rises—until it approaches near-total realism, at which point affinity drops sharply into a feeling of revulsion, eeriness, or fear. [1, 2]

When applied to human evolution, scientists propose that this eerie reaction is not an accidental quirk, but an ancient, hardwired survival reflex

source: google.com

[u/disastrous_server273]

A girl was dared by her friends to ask me out and I said yes. She then dumped me because it was a prank and told me "nobody's gonna date a weirdo like you"

[u/maxyignaciomendez → u/disastrous_server273]

she said weirdo, not ugly

[u/disastrous_server273 → u/maxyignaciomendez]

Her friend came up and told me she later said that.

[u/TiePast → u/maxyignaciomendez]

Weirdos are ugly, good looking people are mysterious and quirky.

[u/himanshu4498 → u/disastrous_server273]

dont let one inconsiderate person effect you

[u/bellaswansperiod → u/disastrous_server273]

I was so ugly, I didn’t even fall for this, just said ‘sorry, I’m taken, I know it’s hard for you to be rejected, but try to get over me’ then their buddies in the background would laugh so fucking hard at MY joke instead and if they tried to tell me it was a prank I’d be like ‘whatever you have to say to sleep at night.’ And then they stopped asking me out as a prank.

[u/ewest]

I don't have a funny quip like the other comments here but I'll just say there's a more subtle thing that happens to unattractive people, whether it's 'ugliness' or being overweight or what have you. In groups, people gravitate towards people other than you. They may not be mean and may even be polite or pleasant, but more and more the conversation and attention will center on other people, even if they're not interesting or all that attractive themselves.

I read once that a telltale sign of whether someone likes you or feels close to you (platonically, romantically, or otherwise) is in a group, if someone makes a joke, even if it wasn't yours, they will look at you as they laugh to see if you're laughing too, or to share in the laugh with you. The inverse applies to someone who isn't attractive or charismatic.

[u/Lilelfen1 → u/ewest]

This can also happen if you are shy or strange or too talkative or rude, etc. Honestly, so many things can cause this apart from being extremely unattractive and generally even if you ARE extremely unattractive, if your personality is pleasing you may have a crowd.

[u/GalaxyPowderedCat → u/Lilelfen1]

This. Many people have told me that I look so pretty, other girls have told me I have natural soft skin and long eyelashes but nobody likes me for my lack of social skills.

People can really ignore/mock you if you don't check all the boxes in everything...

[u/Striking_Piano_9196]

People don’t hold doors open for you.

Everyone tells you how ugly you are every day of your life since you’re a child.

[u/BigEquivalent5903]

If face ID keeps saying "face not found" when you try to set it up, then it's game over.

In all seriousness I just assume I'm horrifically ugly because I've never been in a relationship or asked out. Granted I'm a guy, and women don't tend to outright ask guys out, but I feel like the fact that I could count the number of times it's happened on one hand even if I were a double amputee kinda leads to me make conclusions. I'm in good shape and whatnot, so I assume I must just be ugly. Never actually been called ugly, but who the hell would actually say that to someone lol.

[u/Ok-Salamander3217]

I went out with a bunch of my girlfriends. They all got in for free and I had to pay…. 

[u/Due_Relationship5914 → u/Ok-Salamander3217]

At clubs?

[u/Ok-Salamander3217 → u/Due_Relationship5914]

Yeah… and also the door guy was a jackass. He made a comment right infront of us to another guy. He’s not into dark girls.. that he’s not raciest it’s just a preference 

[u/Due_Relationship5914 → u/Ok-Salamander3217]

Sounds like you’re friends suck. If that ever happened I’d leave with my friends. I’m not sure if you’re the only black woman in your friend group but you shouldn’t be.

[u/UnstableButStable]

I’m not ugly, just fat..But to answer your question, my friends get hit on in public in front of me & I never get hit on 😂 But that’s GOOD! I wanna be left alone! Lmao

[u/herelamonreddit]

Not having an alibi

[u/vampireRN → u/herelamonreddit]

It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.

[u/MaMaJillianLeanna]

I'm shallow af. I wouldn't fuck me.

[u/KCPs1234 → u/MaMaJillianLeanna]

If some lady told me that, I’d be instantly attracted to her.

[u/the_other_Scaevitas]

people don't want to make eye contact with you when you talk

[u/Kayki_Alex → u/the_other_Scaevitas]

Eh, it can also mean that you are attractive

[u/NotaBat9221 → u/Kayki_Alex]

Or I have autism 

[u/Kayki_Alex → u/NotaBat9221]

Or both

[u/ThePerfectDistracti]

Dating apps match you with people who never reply

[u/ryogam73]

When a child says you are ugly, I got bad news for you.

[u/Lost-Meeting-9477 → u/ryogam73]

Or an inebriated adult.

[u/bakeland]

No one ever asks why you're still single.

[u/FroppityFrog]

When everyone is surprised you have a partner

[u/maliciousmaneater]

When an outsider successfully threw themselves at everyone in the friend group except for me.

[u/Hazelino]

I have never been catcalled, not even in my teens or early twenties.

[u/Designer-Pen-7332 → u/Hazelino]

Being catcalled is not good thing, but in your case it could mean that you might be surrounded by decent men.

[u/Dualidean_ofman]

I'm not allowed to turn my camera on during teams meetings.

[u/RunningShoes530 → u/Dualidean_ofman]

Bro wtf , fuck that

[u/Dualidean_ofman → u/RunningShoes530]

(It was a joke)

[u/madcheco]

I was very fat, dressed badly and neglected myself in general so people didn't want anything to do with me.

Then I sorted the neglect out - didn't change anything.

Then I lost 2/3 of my body weight - didn't change anything.

Then I completely overhauled my clothing choices - didn't change anything.

Nothing I have done to improve myself has had the secondary effect of making people look at me and like what they see.

[u/gentlemangreen_ → u/madcheco]

what about you though...?

how do you feel?

I went through a similar transformation and had similar results...

...but I dont care anymore, I feel fuckin amazing and im sure ill meet someone eventually, the self confidence making these changes brought me far outweighs whatever other people think of my appearance

[u/Jumpy-Target-5274]

Reading these comments I see myself in a majority of it. I hate the cards life has dealt me.

[u/Quibwick → u/Jumpy-Target-5274]

That doesn’t mean you’re ugly. It may well mean you have a low opinion of yourself, which can absolutely be fixed. At the end of the day, as long as you’re a kind person, that’s all that matters in my opinion. Chin up, you’re probably much more beautiful than you give yourself credit for.

[u/Jumpy-Target-5274 → u/Quibwick]

Appreciate the kind words. But being kind and nice only gets you so far in a society ruled by beauty standards. Being attractive gets your foot in way more doors, friendship wise, relationship wise and workplace wise. But I truly do appreciate your kind words i needed to hear it.

[u/phone_deviceban]

Asking Reddit about being ugly.

[u/YAMI103]

Parents become embarrassed when their children stare at you

[u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq → u/YAMI103]

Tbf, I have 3 kids and you never know what the fuck is going to come out of their mouths, so you do get the feeling a comment is coming if they are staring at someone.

Comments are generally innocent, but to adults they come off as harsh. It could be "Why is that man buying soooooo much food?" and the customer could be legit shopping for a party, but if you've ever battled your weight you feel that comment a lot more (trust me lol).

The parent embarrassment is not because of you it's because they'll seriously say anything... "It smells like a fart in here!" and we are human and not fast enough to dive on them!

I'm ugly, and my little kids have innocently said enough to me, stuff I already knew, but it still sucks.

[u/Home_Alone224]

When the doctor who delivers you slaps your mother

[u/Mental-Investment-43 → u/Home_Alone224]

No respect.

[u/Grammieto-4]

Married for 36 yrs now and my husband has never told me I’m beautiful.

[u/earth_luver → u/Grammieto-4]

howd you get to the wedding day without him ever complimenting your looks?

[u/Grammieto-4 → u/earth_luver]

He told me once when met. I was 16 he was 17. He has not said since we’ve been married.

[u/diogenes_shadow]

The lower orbit of my left eye has a sudden shift of 1/4 inch in the middle.

I broke my skull in a bicycle crash. Now my face is lopsided.

[u/johnnysubarashi]

When people you don’t know stop to tell you that you’re ugly. True story.

[u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA → u/johnnysubarashi]

I believe you are allowed to legally punch those people.

[u/Oh-okthen]

People will tell you and treat you differently. Your friends won’t take photos of you ever, and would never post you up on social media.

[u/Figmentdreamer]

When your asked out as a joke

[u/Eagles56]

Dating is impossible. Single entire life. You can change your hobbies your haircut and hit the gym, it won't make a difference.

[u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA]

Celebrity comparisons, but they're never flattering. And said with absolutely no hesitation or care, as if they're saying "You know you're ugly. Guess who else is ugly and also famous? Cool, right?"

[u/krikri9999]

you go to elementary school no girls

you go to middle school no girls

you go to high school no girls

you go to college no girls

you go to the club no girls

you go to work no girls

you go to tinder no girls

you are alone every evening and every morning

you are ugly .

[u/Adelucas → u/krikri9999]

Try Grindr

[u/Woodit → u/Adelucas]

No girls 

[u/VoltasPistol → u/krikri9999]

I know some okay looking guys who no girls will date because their personalities are just a series of red flags.  They think they're incels because they have skinny wrists or whatever cope they've dreamed up this week when the simple truth is that they've put all of their self worth into getting a super hot girlfriend and refuse to even consider someone as average as they are.  It's just exhausting to be around the constant whining and entitlement so the average looking girls and the less than average girls get repelled too.

[u/ItsNotAboutThe-Pasta → u/krikri9999]

You write this out. No girls.

[u/AdTiny2166]

When a child tells you you’re ugly.

[u/iobikwelu]

The world treats you differently from everyone else. It’s like you are living life at the hardest difficulty and also get cucked outta opportunities because they don’t think you would be a good fit whole time they just don’t like how u look. Hence why I turned to the streets.

[u/robsmalls178]

When your mother, father, brothers, friends, coworkers, strangers, all call you ugly.

[u/Profinity_]

Late night shenanigans, my hb dmed a girl on IG he really liked and basically asked her about her type of man, she said she’d be the happiest girl alive is she could put his personality into someone more attractive

[u/Crazyblondebev → u/Profinity_]

Oofff harsh

[u/Profinity_ → u/Crazyblondebev]

She was a very nice innocent girl tbh I don’t think she meant it the way it came out 😭

[u/gotfan2313]

When dogs are afraid of you

[u/unworthymuser]

Mirror, samsung phone camera, my mom's own words, people saying personality matters ✨

[u/Automatic-Jello5995]

Bruises on your body where people have pushed you away with a 10 foot barge pole.

[u/Simply_Kristrin]

I've been told over and over and over again whenever I try to date, so I don't try anymore.

[u/TennisNo2564]

I second the person (or people, since I didnt scroll far) who said a mirror bc seriously…I've had TWO boyfriends…and married both of them. First husband I had my only child with, who is now 17. Second one, I married 2 years ago and I haven’t even told anyone. 😅😅

like of course my mom says “you’re not ugly” but she’s my mom, she has to say that. My siblings are the pretty ones. They got all the looks, so I knew I had to be funny. 🥲

Friends of mine (the whole handful I have, mostly from previous jobs bc I was homeschooled, & 2 are from twitter!) say the same, but that’s bc they know my heart. I’m basically “pretty in the inside“ but that sure as shit doesnt make me feel any better. 😓

[u/Desk--Rabbit]

Nobody asks who you are dating.

[u/Smart-News-7864]

My mother had curtains on my pram as a baby

[u/2wrtjbdsgj]

You accidentally catch sight of yourself in a mirror and get scared

[u/CootieKing]

My mom had to hang a pork chop around my neck just to get the dog to play with me

[u/macIovin]

Im a reddit mod

[u/Gilly_Sirl]

I look like the old lady from Throw Momma From The Train.

[u/DaikonMelodic1641]

I look in the mirror and the reflection looks away.

[u/ShowMeThatAssOhLordy]

Even Face ID needs a second look.

[u/NiceAtheist]

Little kid - "you look like that guy from star wars!"
Me - "Oh? Which guy?" Little kid "Jabba the hut!"

[u/anywho123]

You got a smoking hot wife that’s completely out of your league but she laughs at your jokes

[u/AlexHeinrichs → u/anywho123]

I wish I was really ugly

[u/Turbulent_Echidna423]

when i was born, they tried to put me back in.

[u/rjlbbwbbygrlar]

Sitting here alone

[u/CBR277]

I’m not. You are.

[u/aurore-amour]

People don’t correct you when you say you are ugly lmao

[u/SparkyandDolche]

People clean their eyes out with bleach after they see you.

[u/ViewAskewRob]

You treat people horribly. Especially strangers and children.

[u/SapPhic-rage4209]

I'm 29 and don't have a girlfriend

[u/optionalhero]

See the kinds of people your friends try to set you up with.

I remember one time a friend set me up on a blind date. And no shade to the girl, but she was morbidly obese. For context i was a pretty skinny kid who was hitting the gym regularly at that point. So it hurt that even at my thinnest my friend wouldn’t set me up with anybody cute.

[u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA → u/optionalhero]

That was a big tell for me in high school. And yes, this sounds awful but I might as well be honest. Any girl that approached me, or that my friends tried to get me to get with, was simply not attractive at all. Like, not even a little.

[u/NOT_Frank_or_Joe]

If you have to ask...

[u/noviewon]

My face

[u/rubey419]

When they say you’re beautiful on the inside

Or “your personality is attractive”

Unless you suck as a human too then you’re the worst kind of ugly

[u/MonoMarMar]

Because I been bullied for so long because of it

[u/Ok_Pangolin_180]

Being offered roles to play Shrek

[u/-lRexl-]

Try a teasing/flirting and they immediately stop or divert the conversation

[u/Aggravating-Pie-1424]

Nobody asks why you're single....because they have eyes!

[u/discofro6]

You ever been used in a dare for someone else? "I dare you to hug him," like it was a challenge to make physical contact with me

[u/ImALittleTeaPot1969]

Imma solid 2/10 and have no fucks left to give. Like me or hate me, don’t care. I’m old. Fuck it. Imma be myself and have fun.

[u/Adventurous_Quit9927]

Book a grooming session worth a fortune. And if everyone says it was worth it and u look fabulous, it means u r not ugly. U r just poor. Else if everyone says you look pretty much the same, grooming session wasn't worth it, then u r actually ugly.

[u/OkSubstance7804]

Women ignore me?

[u/CrazyDaylight8]

I feel like it’s much harder to be an unattractive straight woman as men tend to be a lot more shallow when it comes to looks. It’s common to see very attractive women with unattractive men but you barely ever see unattractive women with very attractive men.

[u/Fun_Steak_4508 → u/CrazyDaylight8]

As an unattractive woman, it’s very true.

[u/IWasBannedYesterday]

When people say "wow, you're really ugly."

[u/Umbrella_merc]

Women call me ugly till they find out what I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

[u/Batmanswrath]

Your mum turned me down.

[u/d_philipsen]

The mirror in my bathroom

[u/Builder_ofthe_Future]

My grill messed up 😬

[u/Adelucas]

My mirror

[u/Nokomis_Feather]

My selfies!!
Where did my jawline go??? :'(

[u/Used-Truth-7279]

When I don't need a costume for Halloween.

[u/Plus-Advance-8066]

You ain’t go no alibi!

[u/WillAlwaysTellTruth]

You tell me

[u/psychRN1975]

strangers are rude to you all the time

[u/TonyClifton323]

I made it through both Boy Scouts and Sunday school without being touched inappropriately

[u/maxyignaciomendez]

i always tell my girlfriend she is beautiful, she has never said back you too

[u/Actual-Possible1794]

When everybody ignores or avoids you

[u/TrumpsAKrunt]

The photographer at my dad's wedding deliberately didn't photograph me - I was also cropped out of many 😂

[u/InevitableAd9683]

My face is pretty convincing evidence

[u/superfinest]

I'm so ugly, when I open the front door at Halloween, the kids give me candy.

[u/7_Exabyte]

I've been estimated to be 40 twice, independently from each other.

I was 27 and 29 years old.

[u/ashensfan123]

When I was a young teenager at school discos I used to be asked out as a joke.