r/AskReddit • u/Khanqueror1738 • 1h ago

What's the funniest possible reason to get banned from a public place?

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u/502DomDude 1h ago

Getting banned from a buffet for eating too much

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u/Khanqueror1738 1h ago

Valid buffet said its all you can eat not all you can bankrupt us for💀

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u/CautiousGift3765 1h ago

Me and my partner went in a buffet for their birthday. It was cool because you could order whatever you wanted to the table with a tablet. Well, all I can say is that at some point the food just stopped arriving..

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u/HistoricalCorner2941 1h ago

Youth Group banned from McDonald's for playing guitar and singing hymns and Christian music.

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u/politiclov76 1h ago

Wearing a lobster costume at Walmart

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1h ago

The only things I've been banned from are social media sites. That's because the real me offline is not remotely like who I am online

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u/yourbaconess 1h ago

My mom's husband got banned from SeaWorld for punching a dolphin. It spit at him for not having any treats and his knee jerk response was too start swinging

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u/the_trees_feel 1h ago

One time, on a table, I drew a really big penis being inserted into a bigger penis with the word "dicksex" and a bus jumping over them. 

They told me I could either clean it off or never come back 

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u/jieanewite 1h ago

Whispering too loudly in a library

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u/LazyAssLeader 1h ago

Attempting to summon a demon in the waiting area/restroom/children's play area/coat check.

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u/Khanqueror1738 1h ago

I got banned from an IKEA for pretending to work there and telling customers the furniture names were actually Swedish insults 😭

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u/BrianOrDie 1h ago

You are hilarious.

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u/Khanqueror1738 1h ago

Please tell the IKEA management