r/AskReddit • u/Aerosolcan25 • 1h ago

What's an unhinged way to reject someone?

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 1h ago

Hire a clown to go to their house and deliver the bad news on your behalf. 

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u/antilumin 1h ago

A clown that looks exactly like John Wayne Gacy.

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u/noobfirsttime69 1h ago

Lol I like this one, might use it in case I get played you know

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u/Cute-Fix2882 1h ago

One time a guy asked me to out to lunch, and I panicked and said “oh, I don’t eat”

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u/isiltar 58m ago

diabolical 🤣

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u/halfrek666 1h ago

This guy who I had previously had a drunken make out session with tried to take me home another night months later. When I said no, he said "Then why did you make out with me before?" And I said "Because I had low self esteem" and he shut down real quick.

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u/CountCrapula88 1h ago

Write "i'm leaving you" on the wall with feces

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u/msing539 1h ago

Hit them with your unicycle.

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u/Okulov 1h ago

Runaway as fast as you can in the opposite direction

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 1h ago

Tell them the love is just too strong and you are looking for something more moderate

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u/nafoty187 1h ago

I’m going to use that.

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u/TheMermaidHarmony 1h ago

I'm sorry, my priest won't let me date, yet

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u/chris971 1h ago

Laugh hysterically until you can’t breathe and tears are running down your face

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 55m ago

Hire them for the most public of jobs, then fire them five days later.

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u/fixit858 48m ago

Half a Scaramucci.

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u/CanaDoug420 48m ago

In high school I asked a girl if she wanted to go to the movies with me to se cat in the hat and she called over her friends and told them so they could laugh at me as a group

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u/Jrockten 1h ago

Steamroller

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u/Passing-Impact-8990 1h ago

fart loudly when they ask

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u/Throwaway03461 1h ago

"I'm HIV-positive and I don't like condoms."

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u/quitefranklyaburden 1h ago

“my best friend won't like it”

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u/RedheadMom94 1h ago

Throw up all over them as soon as they ask you out the say "god no, that would be gross".

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u/rweiand 1h ago

Jon Breaks Bad News

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u/elmsbud 1h ago

Ghosting

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u/onemanonecat 1h ago

Poop on their lawn and hand them a restraining order that you printed out at home.

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u/SketchyDeepThinker 1h ago

Fake being possessed

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u/Parking-Bee86 47m ago

That’s a crazy one I’m stealing that 😂

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u/Anonymouzer19 1h ago

Your dad said i couldn't guck both of you, so I choose him.

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u/Numerous_Scientist48 1h ago

Sleep with their dad

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u/Harden_Doneski 58m ago

Act bored, ask if they're done talking.

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u/JustNoGuy_ 58m ago

Oh wow. The structure and symmetry of your face looks perfect to complete my display of the flesh of women. Would you like to visit my basement today. Mother says I need more friends.

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u/Parking-Bee86 47m ago

I got told it’s me not you and the. She told everyone I was controlling has this happend to anyone else ?

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u/PlanetBarfly 1h ago edited 43m ago

Break into her apartment, and after having sex with her in which she goes to sleep after her orgasm but doesn't hang in there for yours, sneak out of bed, fuck her couch, steal her vodka, and turn off her cats' water. 

Purely hypothetical proposal.

EDIT - The question was "unhinged." Throw in a happenstance response to a Craigslist ad selling an overpriced PC build. And maybe a voodoo doll.