r/AusFinance • • 2d ago

Who won the $100M?

SHOW YOURSELF.

I just lost $94.50?

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u/WelcomeRoboOverlords 2d ago

I don't mean to brag but I won $14.50 from a $6.30 ticket. Life-changing.

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u/My_dog_horse 2d ago

You are the reason for inflation

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u/mrcafe500 2d ago

I won $14.50 from a $31 ticket.

ImDoingMyPart.jpg

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u/ShittyCkylines 2d ago

$1.45 from a $31 syndicate ticket

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u/Pantless_Weekends 2d ago

Bah I woke up to $14.50 winnings too lol.

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u/terryworld 1d ago

$29 for me. $18 ticket PB + two numbers on two lines.

got 5 numbers and the PB two weeks ago. thought I'd be rich. naaahhhh.... $200.

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u/danzha 2d ago

The wonder of capital redistribution in action

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u/willun 2d ago

I am $100 ahead.

I did not spend $100 and it is still in my pocket.

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u/TransportationTrick9 2d ago

Wouldn't that make you exactly where you started?

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u/SpidermansSon 1d ago

Ah but your $100 is only worth $97.34 due to inflation. You should have invested it!

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u/Rusty493 2d ago

Hopefully not the start of a gambling addiction lol

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u/Ok-Assistant-4556 2d ago

Congratulations! Onward and upward!

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u/spriggity 2d ago

Lol. Me too, but my ticket cost more. Hahahha. So I'm net negative.

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u/JamesRustle85 1d ago

Lend us a fiver?

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u/Morning_Song 2d ago

I did the opposite of win. Across my 5 games I didn’t match a single number

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u/flammable_donut 2d ago

You should get a minor prize for that.

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u/Helftheuvel 2d ago

That's the anti lottery win

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u/oioioiyacunt 2d ago

He actually owes $100m now

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u/casperizm 1d ago

I mean technically you won at losing because you didn't win 'the most'

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u/shavedratscrotum 2d ago

Keno would pay that

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u/KeyIsopod7489 2d ago

I saw my neighbour at the diesel pump so it might have been him.

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u/eniretakia 2d ago

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u/KeySecret9184 2d ago

She woke up her entire family to tell them.

This’ll be her last day of happiness.

The backstabbing and manipulation begins tomorrow.

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u/joshvalo 2d ago

What an idiot. I'd tell my wife and that's about it.

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u/LessThanLuek 2d ago

I will tell your wife, too

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u/Famous_Low_604 2d ago

I choose this guy's dead wife also

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u/spideyghetti 2d ago

Also, the cylinder must remain unharmed. Now, that's a crossover.

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u/Am3n 2d ago

Oh man, one of the best of all time

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u/julioqld1 2d ago

Haha classic

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u/Free-Pound-6139 2d ago

Hey, this guy's wife, pack your bags! We are going on holiday!

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u/pete8686 2d ago

I just won the lottery. Pack your bags.
What should I pack?
I don’t care just be out of here by 5

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

Would you like to go to Thailand or Japan??

Thailand??

Great, Ill go to Japan.

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u/Leading_Pass_9811 2d ago

I would tell no one, but there would be signs

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u/Odd_Potato8489 2d ago

Well you can mask the signs, wait a few months, then claim you won a couple million on Saturday lotto and it's all gone on the mortgage and or new house.

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u/Wild-Kitchen 1d ago

Thats is what I would do. And in the meantime, id be gifting money to community groups and not for profits that could do a better job with the money than me (leaving enough for me to retire on without being stingy).

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u/DueDisplay2185 2d ago

I can't afford a sign that says "get off my lawn" but I can dream

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u/tolmanbriger 2d ago

Wait... you have a lawn?

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u/DueDisplay2185 2d ago

I'm not allowed a doormat in what's deemed a public area of an apartment block

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u/tkeelah 2d ago

Luxury! I have to sleep in a public area, and eat cold gravel, work down mine 28 hours a day...

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u/Ancient-Range3442 2d ago

As if I’m telling your wife

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u/timmeh1705 1d ago

Your wife will probably then give her Columbian friend Felipe Gunemdown a call...

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u/PabloFresko 2d ago

I wouldn't even tell my wife

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u/RogerRamget 2d ago

I remember watching a story about a guy in the US who won 120m. He said "When you win the lottery, everyone around you think they've won it too". Pretty much over night all his friends and extended family tried using him as an ATM.

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u/Frank9567 2d ago

Indeed, in the reported comments it's: "We've won $100m." Not the winner, but "we".

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u/msmae11 2d ago

I noticed that too.. Ruh roh drama afoot

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u/MischiefFerret 1d ago

Could've been her partner saying that

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u/Frank9567 1d ago

If you read the linked report, she specifically says she bought a ticket separate from her family. She also uses 'me' and 'my' vs 'our'.

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u/MischiefFerret 1d ago

Yeah, I'm guessing she meant wider family. Eg parents, siblings. Who knows - hopefully all goes well for them.

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u/spandexrants 2d ago

1st rule of winning a lottery prize. Don’t tell a soul you have won a lottery prize. Especially one this big.

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u/JTHOM1296 2d ago

I'm sure she'll find 100 million things to be happy about

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u/Peterandrews44 2d ago

I wouldn’t have told the dog let alone my family 

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u/poppacapnurass 2d ago

Small town too. It's a lovely place, but in a small community it will be hard to escape all the attention.

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u/TheRealTimTam 2d ago

The way the story is worded it's possible they all had a ticket pool and is sharing it with family.

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u/ToughAss709394 2d ago

Oh no

Call your financial advisor that you cannot afford previously before telling anyone

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u/NoWaterNoLuna 2d ago

A lawyer is better, leave the fin advice to later.

Get it in a trust asap

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u/graspedbythehusk 2d ago

Tell everyone you won the Saturday 6 mil!

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u/paulybaggins 2d ago

Yeh fark I would tell absolutely nobody

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u/ginisninja 2d ago

It sounds like they were all in the same house?

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u/Every_Equipment8953 2d ago

lmao so true

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u/DominusDraco 2d ago

“We recently had a death in the family, and I think it’s a sign from them; they’re so looking after me! We’ve had signs all day from them; things moving, cans moving, bags waving in the wind.”

Urg, the worst kind of person to win it as well. From now on its going to be your fault you are not rich, you didnt pray hard enough.

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u/OZ-FI 2d ago

Reading this there is a lot of water to flow under that family bridge yet. so many people already know she won and most wont keep their mouth shut. i wonder how many of them will be satisfied with any gifts she chooses to give out of her 100m. seems like she bought the ticket herself at the last minute, but shouts of "we won" in the background ?!. not a smooth road ahead for her.

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u/switchbladeeatworld 2d ago

I hope she calls a good lawyer and accountant first thing in the morning lol

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u/FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT 2d ago

You don't get the money for a two weeks and as part of their win NSW Lotteries will recommend to the winner that they engage a lawyer, an accountant, and a financial advisor before the money lands in their account -- it's solely up to the winner of they proceed with obtaining advice though.

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u/rm5 1d ago

All her family members will be giving her their own advice too!

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u/OzgroupFinance 2d ago

Unbelievable.

Congratulations to lady in Ballina

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u/eternal-harvest 2d ago

Hey, pretty sure I'm this lady's long lost love child. I hope she gifts me something 🥺

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u/OarsandRowlocks 1d ago

She could buy the Big Prawn with that kind of money.

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u/TypeA_Virgo 2d ago

Well ain’t that some bullshit :(

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u/DumbButtFace 1d ago

That’s funny. I like Ballina because the beaches are so nice but they must have the highest supply of mobility scooters out of any town in Australia. It’s like night and day compared to Byron Bay 30 mins up the road.

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u/HatredMadness 2d ago

She won with a 12 quick pick

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u/hawkers89 2d ago

That's wild.

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u/Hercules__Morse 2d ago

What’s wild about it? The chances are the same on a quick pick as they are if you “strategically” pick the numbers.

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u/savinblak 2d ago

I think they are referring to the 12 part that’s not a lot of games for powerball isnt it?

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u/namder321 2d ago

It's about $19 worth. Not a lot for a one off I'd say. I'm sure some people have weekly subscriptions of that much though.

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u/Pleb_Overlord 2d ago

I didn't win anything, It looks like I will continue to be a pleb.

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u/OzgroupFinance 2d ago

I lost too I feel useless

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u/Habhabs 2d ago

Classic top 1% commenter mental health

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u/OzgroupFinance 2d ago

Yes I do have severe ADHD thank you

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u/Habhabs 2d ago

I'm personally of the mild undiagnosed flavour

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u/HowtoCrackanegg 2d ago

lets all be useless together! Yaaaay

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 2d ago

Had an absolute shit day at work yesterday. Came home and bought a ticket. Convinced myself I was going to win so I could call in with a "F you' to the boss this morning.

Instead I'm out $21. I matched 4 numbers, twice, but apparently that gets you sweet FA.

SIGH.

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u/Dters 2d ago

Hope today is better for you my friend 🤛

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u/ploxxx 2d ago

Spent $6.30

Won $54.95

Retiring.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokate 2d ago

Joining r/auslegal because I asked the newsagent for the winning ticket.

(Likely to be the least stupid question asked there today)

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u/Monterrey3680 2d ago

Look, under Consumer Law you made it clear to the seller that you required the ticket for a particular purpose, and when the newsagent smiled and said “here you go” they agreed that the product was fit for purpose….that $100 million in damages is as good as yours

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u/TheDevilsAdvokate 2d ago

Maurice Blackburn are taking names for the class action

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u/tscsx 2d ago

Actually every second person asks this question… that or if they can get a refund…

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u/sharkbait-oo-haha 1d ago

Do you come with the ticket?

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u/tscsx 18h ago

Maybe if you offer to buy me a pie or a coffee like the other lovely gentlemen

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u/LeahBrahms 2d ago

I said I only needed one ticket of 12 games. Oops.

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u/wherezthebeef 2d ago

Won $14.

Spend $30.

Good times

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u/razonbrade 2d ago

What a loser, I spent 12 and won 14.

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u/wherezthebeef 2d ago

Milky Bars are on you!

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u/Knight_Day23 2d ago

Lady from Ballina. Bought a quickpick 12.

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u/Penguin_Lemon 2d ago

I won the $100M but I put petrol in my car now I'm broke again.

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u/deplepxep 2d ago

My colleagues and I were so ready to walk out and quit the job together. Now we have to wake up and go to work at 6AM

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u/Notyit 2d ago

Nurses cleaned 

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u/spideyghetti 2d ago

I won $25, I am down $15.

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u/TAThide 2d ago

I won 15, down 25.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/OzgroupFinance 2d ago

It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

Winning is winning.

I’m a loser

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u/knightxiii 1d ago

I had a syndicate ticket. It had 20 powerhit games. One of the games was 1 number off from winning division 1.

Still, winning division 3 & 4 off that 1 game was nice. From the whole entry the syndicate won $25,595. Split 126 ways I got $200. Not bad for a $5 ticket! But still...

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u/Tribbs_4434 2d ago

Never spend big on lottery tickts, it really doesn't increase your chances of winning enough to justify the purchase. People have won big only spending $5 - it's a hail mary attempt at getting rich and you're always up against millions of other people so the odds are always pretty bad. Glad I won my money back, but that seems to be about as good as it gets the vast majority of the time.

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u/RedRedditor84 2d ago

The price of the ticket reflects your chance. I did some maths a while back looking for efficiencies but all of the complex ways you can buy a ticket came out with the same odds-per-dollar. Fuck all.

Financial advice has never been "never spend big on lottery tickets", it's "never spend anything at all on lottery tickets". You're purchasing temporary hope. A fiction. Nothing more.

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u/vegemitemilkshake 1d ago

The PowerHit tickets seem to have a pretty high percentage of jackpot wins. It’s usually what I’ll buy. Won just under $20k 2yr back. Last night I got $14.50 for my $31.50 ticket. I can continue to dream.

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u/felixsapiens 1d ago

I agree. I do actually play lotto regularly. But I always only buy minimum ticket.

I think you’re right - buying more tickets increases your chance of winning by only an infinitesimal amount.

The old adage however is 100% true - you’ve got to be in it to win it.

So I try and play every game, but the minimum purchase. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday evening lottos, all the minimum 4 games. On top of that I get the smallest (2 game) Set for Life. Then for Super66 or whatever it is called I don’t regularly buy tickets, only if the jackpot hits $200,000; in which case I get like 2 tickets.

Costs me like $35-$40/wk for a chance of winning every night. A reasonable price. I’d never blow $40 on a single game.

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u/Nosywhome 2d ago

This, I got a 4 game powerball quickpick years ago. Got 6 numbers and the powerball. Just one number was wrong. With 1:176 million chance, spending big seems nuts. You are either meant to win it or not.

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u/TheFlyingFlash 1d ago

You either win or you don’t. 50:50 chance baby!

/s

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u/Comma20 2d ago

You buy two games. Going from no chance to non-zero chance is a huge ROI for just getting lucky. Then you buy the second, cos doubling your chance is great. Third game is bad because at that point diminishing returns that are calculable set in.

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u/Nosywhome 2d ago

Crazy to think 1 person won it, with how many people bought a ticket. Just shows how hard it is to win. What I don't like about powerball. No one needs that much money. Or maybe I'm just bitter I lost $6.30

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u/Wild-Kitchen 1d ago

I invested $61 or thereabouts on a three day fantasy.

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u/SilconAnthems 1d ago

The analogy I use is if you imagine a 4k tv (actually think it's more like 8k) and only one random pixel turns on. Picking that pixel is about the same odds as winning Powerball.

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u/mistercwood 1d ago

Not quite. Your analogy works with the 8k tv, but only if there's a warehouse with about 15,000 of them. You have to pick the single pixel on the right tv to win.

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u/westeast1000 1d ago

What i dont get is if its all random, why is it the type of random where barely anyone wins. I’ve seen it even in roulette board almost fully covered and it falls on one of the few that no one bet on. I suspect we in simulation 😆

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u/_Aurum_Lux_ 2d ago

I won 24 dollars only cost me 36. Big up

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u/l2iv6 2d ago

My $14.50 win wasn’t quite enough to avoid clocking in today

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u/relentless_geek 2d ago

same here god damn it

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u/Stanthemilkman8888 2d ago

I forgot to lose my money

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u/NervousValuable 2d ago

I lost $36. Need to get ready for work like a pleb now

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u/wilthornacompsreddit 2d ago

Spent too much and only got $24.50, kinda pissed I matched 4 of 6 numbers in another line but without Powerball number you get nothing! Oh well, back to work

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u/geebzor 2d ago

People get rolled for a pair of runners, stabbed for a watch and bashed for a car.

Imagine what the criminal element would do to get their hands on that kind of money?

Bad move. Should’ve stayed anonymous and quiet.

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u/Leakingeye 2d ago

I don’t know but if it were me the only person I would tell would be my wife

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u/Due-Scale9636 2d ago

Exactly.

Our life at home wouldn't change an iota. Same cars, same house, same clothes.

Our Business though, all of a sudden it would 'finally hit its strides'. A combined before tax income of 600k/pa for life is more than enough for me. 

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u/sgtfuzzle17 2d ago

You know what I question with this: if nothing in your actual day to day life is changing, why bother? If you’re content with what you have, I don’t really understand the slightly toxic “hustle mindset” a lot of people on this sub espouse next to it. Why are you pumping money into your business to grow it if you’re not looking to get more out of it?

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u/Icy_Midnight_3010 2d ago

That’s wild, you must already have everything you want. Congratulations

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u/Classic_Abies8621 2d ago

I just lost $94.50?

Why would you spend that much! Do people actually spend that regularly on lotto tickets? 😭

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u/DownUnderPumpkin 2d ago

its all relative, its like 4 hours of work for some people, 1 hour of work for others and for some its like 1/4 of what they bill their clients per hour

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u/Classic_Abies8621 2d ago

Still just seems like a massive waste considering the odds of winning! Like I'd understand $100 bet on a sports game or at blackjack but not when there's like a 99.9999% chance of losing!

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u/r8z- 2d ago

A friend of mine worked at a liquor store that sold lottery tickets as well and she told me one time this guy came in and spent $30,000 on tickets lol

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u/Scared_Culture9277 1d ago

Earlier this year a guy got the lowest cost ticket (4 lines, around $6) and won first division powerball. You don’t need to spend that much, it’s just luck

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u/ResidentLevel5 2d ago

Depends on their Expected Value outcome

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u/morgecroc 1d ago

It doesn't actually matter for lotto math, it's a high risk investment. A skilled gambler betting $100 a week will never walk out of a casino with 8 figures neither would a skilled investment strategist investing $100/week over 40 years unless they dump everything into investing early in a unicorn near the end.

It's very high risk very very high potential return with a low barrier.

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u/Classic_Abies8621 2d ago

Isn't the expected value like 50c on the $1 😂

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u/TomasTTEngin 22h ago

The EV looks amazing because people think a winning ticket gets the prize. But it acually shares the prize pool!

Expected number of winners of a $100m prize, given historical numbers of ticket buyers at that jackpot, is well over 1.

Then you get to the kelly criteron, which tells you how much of your stack to invest on positive EV bets with really low probabilities. And unless you have billions of dollar your bet should be under a dollar.

tl;dr not a goer.

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u/MrSober88 1d ago

Gotta be in it to win it

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u/Comma20 2d ago

We spent the same... split 10-ways in our Office.

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u/Jac33au 2d ago edited 2d ago

Retiree from a country town no doubt.

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u/Uberazza 1d ago

Retiree from Ballina in New South Wales where most people have a really nice place

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u/Dry_Personality8792 2d ago

With homes in Vaucluse and Paris. 😂

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u/Jac33au 2d ago

It's the same for the big prize homes. They can up size for the last 7 years of their life

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u/dreamermann 1d ago

I lost $20 something. Oh well. Back to work.

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u/OzgroupFinance 1d ago

I also lost and feel like a loser.

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u/sturmeh 2d ago

I was going to say I hope you don't ever find out, but the fool made herself known, oh well.

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u/Red_Light_RCH3 2d ago

I didn't win anything, sigh.

I'd be happy just to win a few hundred.

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u/Keto_Konnect 2d ago

Actually came out on top this time. Paid $10 Won $25 First time for everything.

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u/MGEESMAMMA 2d ago

I spent $20 and won $54!

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u/Nosywhome 1d ago

200% + return right there! Don’t spend it all at once

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u/MagDaddyMag 2d ago

One in 134 million odds of winning. That's how fkn lucky that cu nt is who won it. Bastard.

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u/Fit_Metal_468 2d ago

Does two number and a powerball count.

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u/sherilyn_ 2d ago

Yes Division 9 $14.50

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u/Hotwog4all 2d ago

Only $99,999,985.50 short of div 1.

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u/deegandnb 2d ago

I won $14.50, so put it back into set4life

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u/jimbura10 2d ago

You spent $94.50 on powerball? Hahahaha

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u/Everyonerighttogo 2d ago

I guess I can get a can of beans from my winnings.

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u/8ken93 2d ago

I did not win either but reading these comments makes me feel so much better

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u/Practical_Act7243 2d ago

I feel like I’m more likely to be eaten by a T Rex on the sidewalk than win the lotto. The odds of either happening are just too astronomical to even bother wasting my money.

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u/Wankeritis 2d ago

Not me because I’m the moron who bought a ticket for next Thursday instead of this one.

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u/pwkye 1d ago

This is AusFinance not AusGambling

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u/saucethatstains 1d ago

A woman in my town. 81 years old. Bought the ticket last minute before it closed.

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u/GeoBren 22h ago

And died the next day.... isn't it ironic

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u/Next-Tie2558 14h ago

My ticket cost $38.25 and I won two divisions totalling $38.05

You can't tell me it isn't rigged. How can it be so close?

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u/section232mha 2d ago

I won 30 down 97

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u/Diddums555 2d ago

Division 8 winner here 💪🏽

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u/BrokeAssZillionaire 1d ago

I’d rather 100 people win 1m than one person win and obscene amount of cash

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u/Illustrious-Idea9150 2d ago

Probably not even real, you would never know....

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u/kratos90 2d ago

Only brought 4 games won Division 8. $24.55

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u/PorkChop15 2d ago

A lady in a mining group I’m in claiming it’s her and she’s got a picture of her online ticket. Not sure if she’s trolling though.

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u/oatdaddy 2d ago

Do what ya want with your money mate, but Fark almost $100 is wild to me. I got a $6 ticket and was happy with that haha

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u/Notyit 2d ago

Dog I would be happy with just a mere 10 mill 

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u/serialchiller4 2d ago

Me in my daydreaming!

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u/martoonthecartoon 2d ago

I got 5 and the sup and got nothing

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u/honisoitquimalypens 2d ago

Well. I won 38.50$ - so.

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u/mikesorange333 2d ago

it wasn't me. I'm not from ballina.

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u/Jules1169 2d ago

I got zero return on my tickets.... :(

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u/dododragon 2d ago

You could've bought way more than 100M&Ms with that

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u/Shinobi2325 2d ago

I won $38, but spent $18

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u/Insanemembrane74 2d ago

She shouldn't be hard to find. She'll be the lady with a smile that you'd need a chisel to remove.

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u/Burman8or 2d ago

Surprisingly won divi 5 - $218 from $50 invested, that never happens

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u/outl0r 2d ago

Mrs won $16. Guna put it on the mortgage

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u/D1ckus 2d ago

Zorro Trust won

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u/Autenticus 2d ago

Got to be in it to win it. Most gamblers quit before making it big!

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u/TashDee267 2d ago

I’d be so happy with 1 million but alas, it wasn’t me.

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u/Fudgeygooeygoodness 1d ago

I didn’t even know there was a draw going on this big. I would have lost like $20 anyways…

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u/CreatureBandit 1d ago

I know it wasn't me, but I have not checked to see if I have a return yet

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u/IronEyes99 1d ago

Adrian Portelli probably bought a couple of those $40,000 Powerhit tickets.

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u/trammel11 1d ago

Won $200 lol lol

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u/Typical-Sky-7783 1d ago

If I won the 100m, I don’t think I’ll tell anyone. But there will be signs….

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u/Limit-Level 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that the person who won $100 million wouldn't be slumming it on Reddit, rofl.

And I won $29, 2 X $14.50.

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u/Cas- 1d ago

Didn’t even know it was happening/happened , missed out oh well

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u/jkggwp 19h ago

A wise sage once said "Lottery is tax for the stupid"

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u/QLDZDR 16h ago

I hope she buys a bunch of houses in her name, then she can hand out the keys to them.