Stop with the false fall posts and comments omg. “WELL ACTUALLY ITS JUST FALSE FALL SO 🤓🤓🤓” Just let people enjoy the weather, “false fall” isn’t even guaranteed, ppl have no idea what they’re talking about
Avery is on my friend's forever shit list because apparently when my friend's daughter and him were in high school one night she snuck out to see him so she was forbidden from seeing him again, and my friend said he has aged terribly 😂 but their daughter still looks great so I guess fair. Avery lore for real
Funny story - One year during SXSW there was a small chalkboard of acts playing on 6th by one of the pizza places. It said 2PM: THE FALL — I geeked. Of course they'd do that. I waited. Fitting of the band to pull almost a prank and play on the street. I couldn't believe how smart that seemed.
It ended up not being Mark E Smith or The Fall, at all, but a metal band completely unaware they'd taken the name of the best band of all time. The metal band was okay, though.
I remember driving by Waterloo and seeing a banner with their free day shows and it listed The Zombies. Me and my buddy flipped out and then the next day we're talking it down like "if this is some other band that stole the name let's just pretend we knew it and don't act surprised." Turned out to be the actual Zombies though when they were just getting back into doing shows, it was incredible.
Through a freaky Friday-esque event we have a swapped bodies which now I guess makes me you and ipso facto the boss of you. But I will be in accord with our statement, and buy us both pumpkin spice lattes.
I mean, sort of. I'm from NYC, and there's something uniquely
beautiful about a strong false spring. Seeing uniquely flash frozen little colorful buds, one last breath of snow? It's really nice. False fall means this nice calming cool. You can really get out in the woods and go for a run. You can just take a nice deep cool breath as you get your blood pumping. Then you get to swim again in 90 degree weather for a little longer. It isn't all bad.
Yeah, I never understood people complaining when it’s in the 80s. It’s like yeah, we’ve just been in the high 90s for months, what the hell do you want? This is Texas…
I'm just an observer, a passerby who overheard this conversation.
I agree with you, the false fall stuff is annoyingly negative and overplayed. But I have to object to your "Get out of my state if you're not like me" rebuttal, that's also negative and overplayed.
Why do y'all care so much, just enjoy the weather when its nice. Move if you hate it here. Climate change forked everything up and there's no more predictable pattern to go off of anymore.
The entirety of fall in Texas is a “false fall.” You could get 95 degrees on thanksgiving and people would be like “SeE I tOlD yOu” but it’s like… yeah, Texas weather is literally all over the place, all the time. Enjoy the nice days when they’re here but don’t pretend like you are cooler than everyone else because you moved here in 2008 and think you know the Texas weather pattern better than anyone.
Spoiler: nobody knows Texas weather patterns because it’s fucking nuts
Austin received a total of 11.14 inches of rain during the meteorological summer of 2026 (June through August). [1]
Monthly breakdown at Camp Mabry: June: 6.50 inches (wettest start, 8th wettest June on record) July: 4.24 inches (above normal) August: 0.40 inches (hot and dry) [1, 2]
Overall, the seasonal total came in about 2.76 inches above the historical average.
Lmao your point was “summer is the same every single day.” My point was sometimes summer will randomly dump water all over you. Both of us made my point, so thanks!
Our patterns follow trend lines. Maybe it'll be hot, like before the current cold spell, but it won't be AS hot.
Maybe it'll be 60 this week, but this one time in 2021 it was 65 and then the next week it was 5 and there so much ice a bunch of people froze to death or from CO poisoning trying to cook at home.
Then it bounced between 40s and 60s like normal for the rest of the season.
Look, I was wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and flip flops Christmas Day last year.
Just accept the climate is broken, it’s our fault, and however cool it gets over the next 3 months is as cool as fall will ever be again.
Ok fine. Here, I wasted time on Canva and made this. As far as I’m concerned, if I’m not drawing with my hands I’m using some kind of assistive technology. But this is not AI so 🤷🏽♀️
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u/beepingclownshoes 1d ago
False fall already happened. This is 2 Fall 2 Furious.