r/Austin • u/Numerous-Top-8930 • 7h ago

Incident at Matt’s El Rancho

Big incident with 10 cop cars on the lawn? Arresting a guy in burnt orange.. curious what happened.

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u/123esch 6h ago

I was sitting a few tables away, two men got into an argument, and one smashed the other in the face with a beer bottle, he was gushing blood.

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u/howbouttis 5h ago

Same. In a corner of the restaurant but took pickup/ems forever to respond. Restaurant did not empty. I bet most of the restaurant didn’t know something was happening.

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u/Federal-Mousse1217 4h ago

Confirmed! Was there. Did not know this happened until walking out the door.

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u/17Girl4Life 6h ago

I wonder what it would feel like to care that much about something

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u/1994toyotacamry_ 2h ago

You believe in astrology, don’t act like you’re so nonchalant.

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u/SpeakCodeToMe 4h ago

Have a child and find out.

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u/_austinight_ 3h ago

Lots of people don’t care much about their kids 

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u/eunirocks 6h ago

Really or is this just another one of the amazing jokes that our community always puts in

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u/123esch 6h ago

Lol yep really.

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u/AffectionateBig1898 6h ago

I mean, crazy, but does that really warrant 10 police vehicles?

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u/123esch 6h ago

I only saw 2 police cars and 2 ems trucks

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u/maggies_farm_hand 6h ago

10 in binary.

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u/OddAdvantage3235 5h ago

I hate that I’m enough of a nerd to lol at this comment

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/maggies_farm_hand 3h ago

Read two posts up.

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u/Numerous-Top-8930 5h ago

There were about 10 all over the grass and the back gate open it was tea!

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u/Aemdl 1h ago

confirming when I passed by I counted at least 6 that’s why I was like what the heck happened

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u/horseman5K 6h ago

No, it doesn’t. How else are cops going to milk your tax dollars by fraudenlently booking unnecessary overtime hours?

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u/EdamameWindmill 3h ago

Did you finish your meal?

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u/whoam_eye 5h ago

fragile male ego

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u/JohnGillnitz 6h ago

Not exactly sure what it was, and I don't condone it. But if it was after that fumble in the last 2 min., I understand.

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u/Maleficent-Fox-7148 6h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Markdlea 6h ago

This should have 100 likes by now.

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u/Bearsthtdance 5h ago

Dang, are you a nepo baby too?

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u/Quick_Cat_1543 5h ago

Was there! Two longhorn fans and nothing to do with Florida. Waiter told us it was regarding an altercation about one table was able to seat more than the other and got in the other table’s business. The guy hit the other guy with a beer bottle and was taken out by stretcher.

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u/steakomode 4h ago

I was there too and three tables away. From what I saw and gathered, what you said lines up. Older dude pushed a guy and he reacted by smacking him in the face while he had a glass in his hand. The gash was pretty massive on the jaw line and the guys hand was gushing with blood.

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u/XxSpectr 6h ago

my friend who works there says a guy broke a margarita glass and jammed it into an older mans neck. i hope everyone is okay.

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u/Lucy-1_0 5h ago

Wtf, seriously?

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u/TheBrettFavre4 2h ago

If you don’t like that, you don’t like Longhorn football.

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u/Selornium56 4h ago

Is this serious?!

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u/agonizingho 4h ago

jesus christ

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u/Bearsthtdance 4h ago

Somebody finished East of Eden…

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u/Substantial-Low 4h ago

He found him a Florida fan...

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u/AffectionateBig1898 7h ago

Valid crashout

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u/Bearsthtdance 5h ago

It’s a sports team…

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u/thepeatiest 6h ago

Can’t we all just share a Bob and marg

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u/Pahmastah 4h ago

No idea but the title of this post would make a great name for a local band

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u/Odd_Record_1351 4h ago

You just won comment of the day!

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 6h ago

Probably pissed off because Sark can’t call a decent short yardage play and Arch holds the ball FOREVER!

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u/Fragrant-Section-640 4h ago

Bc Arch has no O-line! Trust me, I’m from a “high-ranked” Big 12 team. It’s true, tho

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 4h ago

BS. No Oline!!!! This is the very same Oline that blew Ohio State off the ball in the second quarter. Sark either doensn't know how to call a play from 3/2 or 4/1 etc OR our ENTIRE offensive team is WAY WAY WAY overrated and we committed the most $$$ in the entire SEC on a group that can't find it's own ass in the dark!

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u/Fragrant-Section-640 3h ago

I think Muschamp got cocky and made bad calls under pressure.
Sure the o-line did well against Ohio State but that’s bc they were UNFAIRLY ranked no. 1! They had some balls to prove. They have NOT proven to have said balls. Period

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 2h ago

Dude, the defense was on the field for WAY WAY more time than they would ever be expected to be on the field for if they had a half way non retarted offense. The D fell apart at time today sure, but you CANT expect the D to bail you out EVERY game! These last two losses are SOLEY on the offense and SARK's inability to draw up a halfway decent short yardage play on 4/1 or 3/2!

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 2h ago

Tell us you know nothing about actually football philosophy without really telling us you know nothing about football! If you really think this loss is on Muschamp you know NOTHING about the game and how you HAVE to have some offensive production to help your defense! This loss is 100000% on the offense and their inability to actually produce anything!

You do realize we didn't gain a first down from 6:00 in the second until THE 4TH Fucking QUARTER!!!!!! We had two drives in the third quarter and BOTH went 3 and OUT! This loss and OU is SOLEY on SARK, and ARCH not being able to score more points than the school of the fucking blind!!!!

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u/Aemdl 6h ago

Just saw this as well. Multiple EMS and it looks like the restaurant was emptied and everyone outside seemed a little concerned when I drove by.

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u/kojikaia12345 6h ago

i genuinely thought that was the wait. after game day that’s typically what it looks like.. and sat night

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u/Aemdl 1h ago

crazy, i would never

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u/Organic-Grand191 6h ago

Saw the same. Large crowd dressed in burnt orange outside the restaurant and police interrogating several people

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u/maggies_farm_hand 6h ago

I was concerned that they were running out of Bob Armstrong dip.

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u/Connect_Shelter_7809 5h ago

It was the wait to get in, everyone was still eating inside including me

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u/ATXSANCHEZ 6h ago

UT lost. Don’t expect nothin less

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u/888mainfestnow 5h ago

A guy I worked  in the 90s got jumped by 3 UT fans for the offense of walking on Guadalupe after UT lost. 

This shit has been happening forever.

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u/TexGrrl 33m ago

My friend got cussed out and called a bitch by the guys behind her while Rice was winning for about two minutes once. She was just laughing.

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u/TacoLord696969 4h ago

Sixth street is gonna be a continuous WorldStar highlight reel tonight after that game

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u/blasted-heath 6h ago

Shame on you for not posting a picture.

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u/ratatatoskr 5h ago

Glad they didn't if they were driving by

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u/That_Dog2081 6h ago

There are multiple EMS too…..??

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u/tactican 3h ago

Criminal prices is my guess

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u/johnny512254 6h ago

“Oh Yeah?, so, I got into a fight at Matt’s”. That story we need to hear.

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u/Austin1975 6h ago edited 5h ago

Once again only a few serious responses in this particular sub. Mostly wannabe comedians.

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u/skullboyrose 6h ago

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

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u/Maleficent-Fox-7148 5h ago

I’m totally serious.

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u/SetImpressive3808 6h ago

Yea i hate it honestly

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u/AustinLonghorn83 3h ago

Dude, it's Reddit, not the 6 o'clock news. Of course comedians show up - what else you gonna do?

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u/Austin1975 1h ago

Another mouth breather.

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u/Fabulous_Cucumber_40 6h ago

It’s so fucking annoying.

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u/ragtev 5h ago

what the hell do you expect? why is reddit the place to ask about a police incident and expect all serious replies

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u/MrMarquis 5h ago

Could be and should be

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u/Ok-Midnight9311 5h ago

Because that’s what it was before the dipshits started using Reddit.

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u/A_Skyless_God 3h ago

Nope... You confused reddit for next door.

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u/1994toyotacamry_ 3h ago

You mean the Reddit that contained hundreds of subreddits that are now banned? Where people would comment something about a narwhal or the undertaker? Yeah okay

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u/Ok-Midnight9311 1h ago

Banned subreddits are irrelevant to this conversation. But good try I guess 🤷

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u/1994toyotacamry_ 5h ago

Not as fucking annoying as trying to get into other peoples business. If you are so adamant that you need to know then drive up to Matt’s el rancho and interview the police or people there.

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u/Maleficent-Fox-7148 6h ago

They finally called the cops about the food.

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u/Smegmasaurus_Rex 2h ago

Drunk guy in burnt orange at Matt’s checks out.

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u/HarryMcButtTits 3h ago

This used to be a nice town

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u/Joe_Pulaski69 2h ago

My dad an his friends used to buy drugs and prostitutes on that of south Lamar

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u/Jamesfun2000 2h ago

That was South Congress

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u/Busy_Struggle_6468 57m ago

What’s your dad up to now

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u/caguru 7h ago

Sorry, I got a little carried away with the margaritas. Might have overreacted when someone’s chip broke off in my Bob Amrstrong dip and they fished it out with their fingers.

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u/z64_dan 6h ago

I believe you'd get your ass kicked doing something like that around here, man

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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ 6h ago

I was there. this guy started complaining about a broken chip and then took a shit on the carpet. He made eye contact with an old woman the entire time. Tipped well though

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u/dej0ta 6h ago

Just had 12+ sirens passed me at beecaves and mopac headed north on mopac or on the service road towards zilker.

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u/Spirited_Farmer9761 6h ago

Saw it driving by. Middle aged white guy. Missed the photo op, but it happened,

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u/Rough_Board_7961 6h ago

Muschamp getting popped for dine and dash.

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u/Disastrous_Wind_7005 6h ago

I think you’re thinking that it was Arch turning over the large Bob Armstrong dip like he keeps turning over the football!

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u/atxluchalibre 6h ago

He needed a dollar, but you’re only getting 3 quarters out of that defense.

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u/skullboyrose 6h ago

Damnit. That’s cold. Bravo.

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u/sock_express34 6h ago

Fitty cent

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u/chook_slop 6h ago

The only good rushing yards today...

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u/metacontinuity 6h ago

average Texas fan engaging in average Texas fan behavior

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u/Practical_Nature369 7h ago

Jfc. Ut alumni

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u/Probablyyourproblem 6h ago

Likely never attended a class at UT

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u/17Girl4Life 6h ago

Bad sports ball!

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u/ATX_NOT_FOR_US 5h ago

Someone ordered a Bob Armstrong and they thought the order was to strongarm Bob.

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u/Intelligent_Use_7317 2h ago

Hope it wasn't Don!

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u/IanCrapReport 6h ago

Arch got overserved and is now trying to fight everyone.

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u/Due_Buyer_4174 4h ago

T’sips just can’t accept their losers

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u/dinero657 6h ago

Patriot

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u/truthseeker3990 6h ago

THE WATER’S TURNING THE FROGS GAY!