r/badMovies • • Apr 01 '24

[Mod Announcement] Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

221 Upvotes

I'm guessing from the posts we've had today that a few of you sassy pants are beginning to notice there's a new mod team. With that in mind, and with the start of the first full month of our evil reign, I figured it was finally time to say hello from your new mods;

u/monkelus, and u/alternativebuzzbin.

We literally don't care if you skim our history, you'll learn very little and feel very dirty. What we do care about is keeping the focus of the sub tight; we're r/badmovies, not r/mediocre_moviez or r/movieshavegottoopc. Films here should be so bad they're good, as a reminder here's a snippet of the new rules to help you on your way:

  • Do not post movies you just didn't like or are completely unwatchable with no redeeming values
  • No posts of just titles/posters with no context. Likewise, no movies you haven't seen.

Eg:

  • Barbie - nope
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - yes
  • Wishmaster - maybe
  • Leprechaun - yes

The films posted here should be the ones you enjoy despite themselves. Films that have entertainment value totally separate from what the original filmmakers intended, creating an almost transcendental, magical experience along the way. If that's not close to what you're thinking of posting, or you wouldn't recommend anyone else watching, you probably shouldn't be posting it. If you do, there's a high chance of removal.

Obviously, there's grey areas, but that's what discussions and mod chats are for. We're not actively evil, give us a shout with questions, we're friendly and, dare I say it, quite alluring.


r/badMovies • • Aug 08 '24

[Mod Announcement] I Have The Powerrrr.. To Update The Rules!

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As a safeguard, I'll start this with 'aloha', so that no matter whether you read it front to back, or back to front, your overall instant reaction of being annoyed at the new rules will be deadened by my laidback pseudo Hawaiian politeness.

As you might have guessed by the title, we're bringing a couple of new rules. They're nothing Earth shattering and no-one will have to do anything against their will, that's for a future update when I shift the focus away from bad movies onto my back garden harem. For now though:

  • New Rule One: Too Much of Good/Bad Thing: or, the Double Dragon rule.

No reposting a movie within 30 days of its most recent post by any user. If you're a time traveller this includes posting it within the 30 days prior to it being posted last.

New Rule Two: Low Hanging Fruit.

This'll basically end up being the new blacklist, which was scrapped when we took over a few months back. You see a post, think it's too much of an easy target or low quality karma farming, report it to us and we'll open up a discussion whether it should be added to the list. Engagement, yay!

None of this is for gatekeeping purposes, it's just to keep things fresh, well that and I've started to believe one of you guys actually is one of the Sluts and Godesses who frequents the Video Workshop.

Better sign off with 'aloha' to make that first bit make sense.


r/badMovies • • 7h ago

Comedy Speghettiman (2016)

15 Upvotes

An unemployed loser has an accident with a microwave, only to become an anti-hero who is willing to help people if they pay him. In the end he's betrayed but turns out to be the hero he never wanted to be.

This pays a little homage to Superman and Spider-Man, but there's a lot unique here and it's well worth the 1.5 hours.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4626970/

I watched it on Tubi.

Edit: yeah I botched the title: Spaghettiman


r/badMovies • • 17h ago

Sci-Fi Megaville (1992): Billy Zane's first leading part has hardcore monologues, L.A. subbing in as a cyberpunk dystopia, and an incoherent storyline.

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55 Upvotes

This is one of those movies that's high on ideas and jargon and low on substance and intelligibility, and whose story is only really comprehensible if you've seen stuff that tell what it's trying to say in an actually intelligible manner. I loved it.

Billy Zane is a jackbooted enforcer for The Hemisphere, a totalitarian state that has banned the very concepts of media and entertainment for Reasons. He has repeated episodes upon exposure to media, which logically makes him the perfect choice to have him transferred to the CKS (implied to be some sort of secret police, though the movie never explains) and undergo a radical neurosurgery procedure to have him sub for a captured criminal and send him to Megaville, set up as a contrasting hedonistic dystopia where the little people can get all the violence and sex on TV. His job there is to intercept a deal for "Dream-A-Life", a series of highly addictive themed VR experiences that have the production values of a Sega CD game.

Reasons why a bad movie lover may want to check this bad boy out:

-One J.C. Quinn plays the deuteragonist, a hard-boiled hitman and cleaner who bookends the movie with an awesome monologue full of creative turn of sentences and colorful imagery (opening line: "Some fool once told me that the only reason we're here is to make friends and progeny. some fool huh? I'll admit there's a bastard or two running around with my DNA but as for friends? Count 'em, try. "). He says ton of cool things that make little sense. He's the best character.

-The movie was shot on a dime so all you see of "The Hemisphere" are dingy interior shots, and Megaville is represented through the dystopian sights of 90's Los Angeles. No fancy billboards, no kitting cars to make them look" futuristic". It's literally just L.A at 5 AM.

-The story is full of strange logic and holes. For instance early in the movie the president of Megavillle is suffocated during a live broadcast for telling people to not fuck their brain with shitty VR games, and the only witness is his janitor. You'd think the state would do something about the very visible murder of their head of state, but not only do they just leave the janitor zoinked on VR at the scene of crime with no guards or surveillance, but when the aforementioned hitman casually guns him down in broad daylight, nothing happens.

-The characters keep mentioning something called The Sphere. I've consumed enough shitty Cyberpunk to guess this is probably referring to shitty futuristic internet, but it could also just be a shorthand for "The Hemisphere". The dialogue is so vague and the movie never explains.

-This script is a great example of why "Show don't tell" is such a oft-repeated aphorism. As I mentioned above, Megaville is descried by the characters as a hub of decadence where people destroy their brain with hentai and violent video games, but beside a brief sequence where you see the aforementioned janitor get hooked on shitty VR Civil War larps, this is just never shown. It's a very boring and sedate modern-day dystopia.

-Daniel J. Travanti plays the main villain, the head of the Hemisphere's secret police, who keeps getting more ill throughout the movie for reasons that are never explained (seeing a pattern here?) and hams it up accordingly.

And before anyone ask, yes it,' on Tubi (the Canadian one anyway).


r/badMovies • • 22h ago

Horror A Sunday of Scares at the 420 Grindhouse - Opening w/ House of Wax (1953), Lust for a Vampire (1971) & To the Devil a Daughter (1974). Prime Time of Repossessed (1990), The Black Cat (1981) & Amityville II: The Possession (1982). Closing w/ Boogey Man (1980), 976-Evil II (1991) & Late Fee (2009).

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9 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Horror Deadly Dreams is Horror Meets Shakespeare

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84 Upvotes

Holy crap, this movie is a ride. Shot on what was probably a budget of $237.82 and sandwiches, it's a tour de force. This is what happens when you put a slasher horror together with melodrama. Sounds like it's gonna be a bad time, but like the band Skindred, the unintuitive pairing somehow works. Plot revolves around two brothers who watched their parents murdered by a scorned business associate, which leads to one brother running a psyop on the other over petty bullshit regarding the family business they inherited. Oh, and is their parents' killer back, now stalking people while wearing a pelt mask? Some good twists and turns, especially the end. Some of the acting touches on The Room levels of over the top, but I think this one is well worth a watch.


r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Horror Spooky Saturday at the 420 Grindhouse - Opening w/ Baby Ghost (1995), Mr. Vampire (1985) & Abby (1974). Prime Time of The Brood (1979), House by the Cemetery (1981) & Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987). Closing w/ Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971), Haunting Of Morella (1990) & Tomb of the Werewolf (2004).

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8 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Thriller Klaus Kinski, death scene (Venom, 1981)

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For me, this is actually quite borderline when it comes to quality. This is a silly, fun movie. Dumb as hell but a lot of fun. BTW, Klaus Kinski decided to do this instead of Raiders of The Lost Ark. He thought wrestling with a rubber snake was more to his liking, LOL!


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Action Justice!

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90 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Horror In search of a bad movie

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I was suggested to try here as well.


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Sci-Fi Tucker Time

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16 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Drama "The best of Tough Guys Don't Dance, completely out of context." They will never convince me this movie is not legit good.

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70 Upvotes

What's not to like?


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Horror Halloween Friday Fun at the 420 Grindhouse - Opening w/ Monster Night (2006), Wacko (1982) & Blacula (1972). Prime Time of Night of the Werewolf (1981), Night of the Comet (1989) & Night of the Scarecrow (1995). Closing w/ Flesh for Frankenstein (1973), Pumpkinhead (1988) & Hayride to Hell (2022).

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10 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action Intro to Boatdreams (1993). This movie is very goofy but a lot of fun.

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46 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Horror Reign of Fire - 2002. Thoughts?

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r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Boobalicious Blood Car (2007)

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239 Upvotes

75 Minutes of socially awkward dystopia - in a near (and currently quite plausible!) future, gasoline becomes unaffordable. Archie, an elementary school teacher and vegan by conviction is developing an engine operated on the basis of wheat. During one otherwise failing attempt, he accidentally cuts himself and realises that blood is the missing ingredient. Soon admired for his success, he struggles to hold up to the insaturable thirst of his blood car and begins a murderous spread against all morality, to a hilarious effect. Not quite the gorefest you'd expect but feelgood entertaintment none the less. Topless actresses included - except for this poster, which has been adapted to American Audiences.


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Comedy The Cabining (2014)

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Two failing (or failed, perhaps) horror movie writers try desperately to come up with a movie idea to make a rich uncle happy. When they feel like nothing is working and the rent is overdue, the dumbest one of them books an artist's retreat to solve the problem and encounter a whole bunch of weird real-life characters. Things get slashy from there.


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Sci-Fi Battle Star Wars (2019)

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112 Upvotes

It’s basically Star Wars, but with costumes from H&M and Gap, with a bad guy who’s probably a backyard wrestler. Great film to watch with your mates.


r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Sci-Fi Carnosaur

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143 Upvotes

This movie was terrible, but we rented it at our local video store all the time and loved every dumb second of it.


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action FYC: Samurai Cop - Trailer

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23 Upvotes

All time classic in the so bad its good list


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror The Hoodoos (2026)

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I hesitate to call this movie "bad", since it's pretty new and a lot of fun, but I think it qualifies in general terms. The production values aren't amazing, but they aren't horrible either. It's worth a watch, especially as we head towards Halloween.

At it's heart, it's a heist movie with some strange differences (voodoo, evil dolls, criminals in love, ghosts, and other trickery).


r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Action Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance Official Trailer

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They made a sequel to this movie!! 25 years after cop Joe marshall returns from a self imposed exile to reunite with his cop partner from the first film Frank Washington and kick some ass!!

And away we go!

Basically this movie accepts that it's campy and just embraces it... if the first film appeals to you and youre in the niche tommy wiseau fanclub... this is the film for you

This movie is ridiculous and knows it ahah which is why its...

Rewatchable??

Or doesnt hit the highs of the first film


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror Help: what order to play Night of the Demons 2 & The Video Dead?

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I’m hosting a spooky movie marathon for some friends. Often times I have not watched the movies ahead of time, and I just guess how to order them. I’m having trouble deciding if I should close out with The Video Dead or Night of the Demons 2.

Does anyone who has watched both movies have any thoughts about which should be played last? My gut is to end with NotD2 because it’s a movie taking place at a Halloween party, but the Video Dead seems more bonkers and might be stronger to finish with.

There will be a few movies before these two but these are making me second guess myself.


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Sci-Fi The Night Fligt To Venus - Annaesque

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3 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror Weekend of Terror 1996, the Amsterdam horror film festival known for its unhinged audience. Special guest: Stuart Gordon (+ trailer "Castle Freak")

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In 1996, the 13th Festival of Fantastic Film took place in Amsterdam, also known as the Weekend of Terror. The festival was famous for its wild audience, who would loudly react, shout, and heckle the actors on screen during horror films. Female characters in particular had to endure the abuse and were routinely greeted with the slur “WHORE!” A report from Amsterdam Public Access TV.