r/BanVideoGames • u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! • Aug 08 '26
Frequently Asked Question G4m1ng deserves cancer?
If a g4m3r gets diagnosed with cancer (God forbid) what would be your reaction? Would you be happy because a g4m3r has a higher chance of dying or would you be supportive and wish them a speedy recovery, no matter whether they are a g4m3r?
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u/Xetetic AGAB Aug 08 '26
I would wish them a speedy recovery. Removing the radioactive g#mes from the home would be a good start. I have seen Stage 4 cancer patients recover completely after they stop playing particularly toxic g#mes such as League of Leg Ends or Calladootie.
- Old Gerald
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 08 '26
While I don’t agree with the gaming slander, the fact that you can see behind the gamer a suffering human being says a lot about you. Hats off to you for that, genuinely
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u/GodofGanja5 Aug 08 '26
I think you mean WHEN Jesus gives the g*mer cancer. You can only sin so much before or divine lord loses patience. And I think we know where they're going when they die too.
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u/eleetpancake Aug 08 '26
I would never wish death upon a g@mer. It would rob them of the chance to repent and see the flaws in their g@mer ways.
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 08 '26
That is absolutely valid. Hats off to you for not dehumanizing a dying human being even if they are a g4mer. And even if we disagree on many, MANY things, this comment alone has made me respect you as a person. If I ever insulted you, I wish to apologize for it. I respect your opinion that you don’t like g4ming, even though I wholeheartedly disagree with you
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u/eleetpancake Aug 08 '26
Don't talk to me until you repent
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 08 '26
Come on. I was just showing my respect for that answer; I do not wish to argue with anybody. Anywho, I thank you for thinking about our community as humans and not as rats and I shall now log out of this sub to avoid further discussion
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u/cremation_central 🤢🤢 Eww, g*mers 🤮🤮 Aug 09 '26
I’d be praying twice as much for them, one praying for each disease.
-Sent from My Brain using sheer willpower
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 09 '26
I know the second disease, but I’m not going to argue this time, because praying for a speedy recovery from cancer can mitigate the second
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u/cremation_central 🤢🤢 Eww, g*mers 🤮🤮 Aug 09 '26
Luckily, a g@mer’s stench may be radioactive enough to mitigate the former.
-Sent from My Brain using sheer willpower
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u/EfficientPositive386 Aug 10 '26
G*ming is the source of cancer! Where do you think the forever chemicals come from? From the g*ming factories!
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 10 '26
I’m a gamer and I’m not in cancer. So shut up before you stay too much time on the internet grandpa
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u/EfficientPositive386 Aug 11 '26
Ageist g*mer! Typical. You probably don't know that many cancer cells are dormant, until the g*ming waves order them to start corrupting the g*mer's body!
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 11 '26
Yes. I’m an ageist. And no. Cancer tumor only appear after various factors, and not when gaming
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u/EfficientPositive386 Aug 11 '26
Only g*mer's can get cancer. That's why there is no Cancer in the age of our lord Jesus, when he walked the earth.
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 11 '26
How do you know? Were you there? Now leave me alone, I’m playing peak over here
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u/EfficientPositive386 Aug 11 '26
Go read the bible. Maybe you can't. They don't mention cancer at all! Cancer, like video g*mes, are the modern creation of satan and hitler. That's why they call Mengele as the angel of death!
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u/AbyysWalker21 Ex-g*mer Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Mate this a joke sub don't take of it seriously
Edit: some g#mer got into my account and put this in
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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! Aug 23 '26
I would do my best to help them because I’m a good human
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 23 '26
We need more fellow gamers like you
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u/Direct-Mix-9376 G*MER! Aug 23 '26
get ready as well in 340 days we gamers take over
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u/Alof_mc_TF141 G*MER! Aug 23 '26
Hell yeah. Imma play BeamNG to get ready. Then some rounds of CS2, maybe even some Warzone matches
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u/Time_Anything4488 Aug 08 '26
id pity the cancer